Nuke-ular Horizon by Calliander4-04-05 We find our protagonist, Mr. Sun, on a date with Judy from the local Wal-Mart. He doesn't appear to be doing too well, though. So then I told the cop, I said, "You pigs really chap my ass!" Then they beat me for ten hours straight! Wow, really? I wonder if she likes anal? *drool* Wow, okay, that's just awkward...
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/5/05 by Calliander4-05-05 Back at Mr. Sun's house... I'm so into you. Yeah, baby, I want your hot body. Let me get my 'outfit'. ??? You son of a bitch. Level 8 Eroticism! UNF!
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/6/05 by Calliander4-06-05 Jack got fired today, did you know? Yeah, that bastard had it coming! What? How can you be so heartless, Rudy? He ran over my kitty. Wow, I'm sorry, Rudy, I didn't know that. That's okay, the bastard had it coming!
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/7/05 by Calliander4-07-05 Man, I'm so glad I took this vacation to Montana. It's really doing wonders for my mental condition. *sigh* Nature is so beautiful. Breathing fresh air feels so natural, I wish I'd done this earlier. ... off of the freeway, killing fifteen people and injuring two ... SHIT.
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/8/05 by Calliander4-09-05 I think what you need is some time off from work. You know, take a vacation, find yourself, get in touch with nature; all of that good stuff. Time off from work, gotcha. Thanks, Jason. No prob, buddy. Seconds later. Ten bucks says he gets fired. You have a deal, my friend.
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/9/05 by Calliander4-09-05 You wanted to see me, Sun? Yes, Mr. Quince. You see, I wanted to have some time off. Time off? What on earth for? Oh, well, you know. Take a vacation. And, um, find myself. And... uh... get in touch with nature. You know, all that good stuff. By your silence, I take it to mean that's a no.
Nuke-ular Horizon 4/10/05 by Calliander4-10-05 Of course, Mr. Sun. You can have all the time off that you would like! Really? No, you're fired. !!! You owe me ten dollars, Jason. Yeah... about those ten dollars...