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by Calliander
4-04-05
We find our protagonist, Mr. Sun, on a date with Judy from the local Wal-Mart. He doesn't appear to be doing too well, though.
So then I told the cop, I said, "You pigs really chap my ass!" Then they beat me for ten hours straight!
Wow, really?
I wonder if she likes anal?
*drool*
Wow, okay, that's just awkward...

 

by Calliander
4-05-05
Back at Mr. Sun's house...
I'm so into you.
Yeah, baby, I want your hot body. Let me get my 'outfit'.
???
You son of a bitch.
Level 8 Eroticism! UNF!

 

by Calliander
4-06-05
Jack got fired today, did you know?
Yeah, that bastard had it coming!
What? How can you be so heartless, Rudy?
He ran over my kitty.
Wow, I'm sorry, Rudy, I didn't know that.
That's okay, the bastard had it coming!

 

by Calliander
4-07-05
Man, I'm so glad I took this vacation to Montana. It's really doing wonders for my mental condition.
*sigh* Nature is so beautiful. Breathing fresh air feels so natural, I wish I'd done this earlier.
... off of the freeway, killing fifteen people and injuring two ...
SHIT.

 

by Calliander
4-09-05
I think what you need is some time off from work. You know, take a vacation, find yourself, get in touch with nature; all of that good stuff.
Time off from work, gotcha. Thanks, Jason.
No prob, buddy.
Seconds later.
Ten bucks says he gets fired.
You have a deal, my friend.

 

by Calliander
4-09-05
You wanted to see me, Sun?
Yes, Mr. Quince. You see, I wanted to have some time off.
Time off? What on earth for?
Oh, well, you know. Take a vacation. And, um, find myself. And... uh... get in touch with nature. You know, all that good stuff.
By your silence, I take it to mean that's a no.

 

by Calliander
4-10-05
Of course, Mr. Sun. You can have all the time off that you would like!
Really?
No, you're fired.
!!!
You owe me ten dollars, Jason.
Yeah... about those ten dollars...

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