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by Calvin220
11-21-02
Part 1-1
BILLS BILLS BILLS if I get another bill I will commit suiside
Whoa! harsh
Just couldn't wait could ya?
nope

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
Hi, Everyone I didn't know i would be on so early so I will think what I will do to entertain you
um.... i know i will do my "pass the time act!!"
OK!, what your about to see is dangerous KIDS! do not attempt! I will hammer a nail in my head and if I SURVIVE! I will do my original show

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
You got mail today, it said that your fired from your job as a carpenter
Well, what can you do?
Arn't you mad?
Oh, i'm unbealeavably ticked. But i got a solution i will hold every one hostege untill the give me the job back
Whoa, good plan (HAHAHA)
I know ain't it great? Bye

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
soooo, how did it go?
not as well as i planed, i got my job back but i am wanted for assult with a deadly Weapon
but it was a butter knife
ya i know but did my boss let me tell him that nooooooo i have to think of a way to get out of this slump
so, you mean to say that you didn't get in trouble with the law?
Of corse not! but my boss is only giving me half of what i used to be making, well, hold my calls me and my hammer with some nails need some catching up to do

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
hey, wazzup dude?
What?
ok, whatever look your getting me a little cold so if you could go outside where you belong
NO! HaHaHa you are fun to play with felix
dont you have your friend george to go bug?
na he is in working late because of his incedent with a butter knife HAHAHA!

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
hi im Snowman from now on would you please remember me by the name bob and i would greatful
am i off yet?? is the film still rolling??
Answer, am i supposed to be saying something?
Bye

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
hi, as all of you might know i am George
Be right back
Hum-de-dum-dum-de-do
LaLaLa-do-do-ta-ta-do-do

 

by Calvin220
11-21-02
Learning Hard stuff...
Why the hell isnt this working?!?!?!
maybe it has something to do with the power button
?????????????????????
Your never going to pass that computer test tommorow
Shutup
Whatever

 

by Calvin220
11-27-02
you know, you are pretty boring, no wonder you have no friends...
hes just kidding...i can handle this
and your really short to HaHaHa
Ok thats it Bye you bad, bad person! Alakazam!
that will show him not to mess with ALIENS!

 

by Calvin220
11-28-02
hi, there george...what are you doing???
im takeing my afternoon nap
why, i mean there is already so many things you can do today
...???...
continued...
you should get out of the warm house and go into the freezeing cold outside
you know you are right, i will...right after i think what i should do outside

 

by Calvin220
11-28-02
well, i took Bobs advice and here i am in the freezeing cold
now, i will think of something to......I KNOW, i will create a snowman that looks like Bob with my mind (HUMMMMHUMMMM)
End
WHOA!, it really worked!
it is me you dumbass i heard you thinking out loud again so i came over to see if you havent went insain again

 

by Calvin220
11-28-02
so here i am, in the snow
I know what i will do, i will create Bob with my mind
End
WHOA,! it worked!
It is me you dumbass, i saw you thinking out loud again so i worried you'd gone insain again

 

by Calvin220
11-29-02
interveiws...
in these comic's they arn't all fun and games
like yesterday our strip desiner CALVIN messed up and made two of the same strips
he made me look like a lunitic though SAYING THE SAME THING IN TO STRIPS!!!
i'll have my revenge though
YOU HEAR THAT CALVIN...I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!
someday...

 

by Calvin220
11-29-02
yesterday, was a COMPLETE FAILURE!!
all of my life i have never seen that happen...it must be calvins lack of knowledge
not saying that i have more knowledge than him or anything
because i have TRIED to comit suiside on many strips
but i mean making a repeat of a strip commmmmmon
I WILL GET HIM BACK!...tomorrow

 

by Calvin220
11-29-02
kill attempt
calvin i know we have know'n each other well and had some good times...
...But your time has come i shall now kill you for what happend yesterday
ok, Mr. before you kill the fine strip developer you should know that your holding a butter knife and i need to talk to him
hello fellow strip developer...i to have had some tough expiriences
but, this is rediculas i mean... commmmmmmon!

 

by Calvin220
11-30-02
1st attempt
^whisper^ "why are we looking at calvin like this?"
SHHHHHH! ^whisper^ "don't worrie i think we are scaring him"
What a stupid plan

 

by Calvin220
11-30-02
Attention, Attention this just in, a man holding a butter knife near a hosteges neck...the pictures are being sent right...now!
hmm, i wonder what this is about?
these are some action pictures of the scene...if you know who this man in blue is please call in!
hey, thats...George ^Hahahahaha^
the man he is holding hostege is...OH MY GOD, THATS MY BROTHER!... ^beeep^ (please stand by)
man the news is sooooo boring now-a-days

 

by Calvin220
11-30-02
interviewing...
Are you ok brother?, i mean that wired guy held a knife up to your head, he could have hurt you!
ya, im a bit shaken up...but i will be alright
good, do you know that guys name...that had a buttre knife and all?
ya, but i cant reveal it...he has me on constant suvailience to make sure i dont touch anything of his
back in jail...
oooh, common...tell him...tell the whole WORLD! who pulled of such an amazing crime......with a butter knife!

 

by Calvin220
12-04-02
The news breaks loose...
so, your finally out of jail...man i've had a bad week
WHAT!?!?!?!, A BAD WEEK!, YOU WERE NOT THE ONE THROWN IN JAIL!!!!
ya, but a snowman is hard to be!
ok then, i will TRY to think up a good reason to not wanna be a snowman
oh, i got one.....just the other day a dog pissed on me! i had to go take a shower!
AWWWWW!, Please don't tell me that the pool of so called "WATER" was actually piss!.....oh, yea, i forgot, you dont melt!

 

by Calvin220
12-05-02
ummm....BOB!....what is this THING doing in our house!?!?!?
what an idiot!
i am sooooo bored, this THING isent entertaining me at all!....i guess i will have to entertain myself!
why is he thinking out loud?....he's an idiot!
lalalalaLALALA...
What the...WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

 

by Calvin220
12-06-02
That night...
So, why'd you call me to your ^Yawn^ place at 3 in the morning?
i called you here to make an anouncement...^Wisper^ that squrrel you got is following me every where...it won't leave me alone!
that's because your stupid...if i went somewhere you would probably...kill yourself!
...he's got a point there ^snicker^
this dosn't include you!...be QUIET or i will be forced to use this butter knife to KILL YOU!
YA...if you can catch me FIRST! ^hahaha^

 

by Calvin220
12-07-02
A week later...
GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
NO!!!
ok then, i will think up a brillient sceme to get the STUPID squrell down!
STOP THINKING OUT LOUD!!!...I CAN HERE YOU FROM HERE!!!
OK, I AM FORCED TO CUT DOWN THE TREE WITH MY BUTTER KNIFE!!!
^giggle^

 

by Calvin220
12-08-02
i have finaly given up on trying to kill our squrell!
really!? WHOA! i thought you would have never came to that conclution!
yes, i have found a better way to pass the time!
and...whats that?
kill myself!, instead!
thats FINE with me!

 

by Calvin220
12-12-02
ok...i think it is time we named our squrrel!
ya, i think so to!
......
......
i know...TWIT!
ummm...im not so sure

 

by Calvin220
12-12-02
Hey, Twit
What?
OWW, TWIT STOP!!
OWWW!
ok, maybe it wasen't such a good idea to name him Twit
yep. just what i was thinking

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
You know...its amazing you dont melt...its like, 200 degrees out today!
Geez, i hope i don't...
Melt!
Ok, that was just weird!

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
Hi little guy...Whats your name?
Twit
HAHAHA
@%#!
@%#!

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
Hi, im george...as you all should know!
i wanted you guys...the readers...to send names for our pet squrrel!
tou can send the name at calvin250 @hotmail.com!
nobody is sending any in!
Ohh, well!

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
So, what would you like to be named little pet squrrel?
Squrrel!
ummm...
What ?
how can i put this without you killing me?
WHAT?

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
umm...i don think that name would fit you
ohh...to original eh?
ya...how about...TWIT!
YA!
ok your new name is Twit
Ok...

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
Who i am high! those people look like ants!
TWIT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE...?
umm...
ok...maybe they are

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
Your name?
Twit
HAHA!
Yours?
tinkerbell
i will be right back while i laugh uncontrolably

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
Well, i'd better get to work!
OW,...DAMNIT,...SON OF A...
There done! wait till i show Bob!

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
in 3...2...1...ready!...hope you like it!
Pathetic! Come look at mine!
Great isn't it?
Whoa ^sigh^ i could have done BETTER!

 

by Calvin220
12-15-02
1:30...
1:31
Oh, your kidding right?

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