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by CardinalBiggles
1-11-04
It's at times like this, when you just get back into the office from a holiday, when you find yourself thinking about two things.
What is it all about? Why do I spend my time here working on the meaningless when there is so much more to life?
When's lunch?

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-11-04
Hey.. have you ever wondered whether any of those stars in the sky has a planet going around it, where someone living there is wondering the same thing?
freak.

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-12-04
Users must not share
Their logins or their passwords
Cherry blossoms fall

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-13-04
Welcome to McThulhu's, my name is Minion, how may I help you?
Well, I don't usually like to complain, but this coffee has a distinct taste of meat.. could I speak to the manager?
* SHLURRRRP * Is there a problem?
*ulp* Erm, come to think of it, no.
Have a nice day! *SHLURRRP*

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-13-04
* whistles the Lord of the Rings theme in an off-key warbling pitch that makes a cell phone version sound like a symphony*
This is Cliff, the incessantly noisy person I share an office with
*hrrrrARRRH!* Only men wear pants! Is it just me, or do all the women in this office get uglier every day? *BURRRRRP* *whistle whistle* *croak*
Since I'm going to be on leave, Cliff, I've arranged for a temp to come in while I'm gone.
* ulp *
I'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE CUBICLE IN THE CORNER, AND IF YOU WAKE ME, I SUGGEST YOU START PRAYING TO WHATEVER IRRELEVANT DEITY YOU WORSHIP QUICK SMART.

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-18-04
Happy birthday, Hobo Pete! Do you have any special plans for this very special day?
Well, my Hobo chums pitched in made me this special bottle of Magic Hobo Wine. They say that when you get to the bottom of the flagon, you will become an external representation of your true nature.
!!
You going to drink that?

 

by CardinalBiggles
1-19-04
Master, I need to know - what is Enlightenment? Is it the realisation of our true potential as a spiritual being through the oneness of the Buddha?
Aaah, Enlightenment. Until you have reached it, its true nature passes through your fingers like wind through trees.
To achieve Enlightenment is to understand it, and Enlightenment may only be obtained through the devoted study of a conscientious disciple.
Today, Enlightenment is in the laundry. You'll find wisdom in a box labelled "Spree" under the trough. Now get back in there and wash my robes.

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