All comics by CeeKay

 

by CeeKay
1-08-01
Well I did it father. I died for their sins.
Ummm....
What father?
I was talking figuratively.

 

by CeeKay
1-14-01
Now for another session of Q&A with Jesus
Give it to me Sam.
Alright, the first letter is by little Virginia from NJ.
'What is the real secret of life?'
Spam
Aww Christ....

 

by CeeKay
1-14-01
What do you want GOP?
To Thank you Jesus.
What for?
Helpin' Wubbaya win the election.
Hey, I had NOTHING to do with that.
Hmmm, maybe that would explain those Four Horsemen at the Inaugural Ball.

 

by CeeKay
1-16-01
And now to introduce some of the our stars. Sam, Jesus's Agent and Public Relations Guy.
Howdy Folks. Jesus is hanging around here somewhere.
Jesus, your Savior and the main star of this strip.
I need to get a new agent.
And finally the Almighty, all powerful and one heck of a sous chef, GOD!
Hey dammit I'm down here!

 

by CeeKay
1-16-01
Today we we continue our introduction of key characters. Meet GOP, the logog of the Republican Party.
We bought Florida- oops, er... I mean we LOVE Florida!
Here for the first time is Bob, our local heretic.
Ooga!
And finally here is Jesus's own special friend Mary!
Uh...um..oh... sorry- she is um.. eating.
mmph!

 

by CeeKay
1-16-01
Now on Pay-Per-View: Jesus vs. Mecha-Jesus. Let's get ready to parable!
Bring it on!
Prepare to be Biblicized!
Uh guys?
I was busy turning the other cheek.
So was I.

 

by CeeKay
1-16-01
Today Jesus presents a plague of sores on the heretics!
Ooga BOOGA!
Hi, my name's Mary.
Ooga?
You bet. Let's go.
Meanwhile, back at Savior Central.
Hello? I ordered a plague of sores, not whores. Come on, throw me a frickin' bone here.
I got Bob on line 2. He wants to thank you.

 

by CeeKay
4-19-01
Now a statement from the Messiah Formerly Known As Jesus
Alright, from now I I wish to be referred to a 'J'.
Also, I would like to categorically deny the rumors that the Seattle earthquake was an 'Act of God'.
You see, the head office was upgrading it's PC's to Windows ME....

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