All comics by ChristPuncher

 

junk mail dilemma by ChristPuncher 12-04-03
"Jesus died for your sins" But I didn't do anything, if I never sin it would mean Jesus died for nothing	I need to commit a sin. Maybe I could use my time machine? Go back 2000 years and...	that should do it

 

Dirty Old Man by ChristPuncher 12-04-03
he he he	he he he sicko	boner

 

Flirting is a Subjective Experience by ChristPuncher 12-05-03
go for it Physical appearances are so misleading, the body is just a shell for the mind and the brain is only a computer that amasses knowledge and causes reactions to our environment we call personalities	Happiness and love are only words used to explain concepts that are experienced differently by each person, love doesn't need to be for anything , one can be in a state of loving without dirrection	AAAAAAARGH Are you trying to ask me out?

 

Practical Ethics by ChristPuncher 12-05-03
excuse me sir, can you tell me where to catch the number 9 bus? sure, it runs on Broadway, two blocks that way	thank you young man, such a gentleman, if only the world had more like you, goodbye now sweety nice lady, too bad but...	papa needs to pay off his student loans

 

Ask a Stupid Question by ChristPuncher 12-07-03
can I help you sir? which is the best bagel?	the best bagel is the one that YOU prefer, everybody has to decide that for themselves, thats why there are so many different kinds, so there is no "best" bagel really well which is your favorite kind?	I don't eat bagels, just the smell of them makes me sick after working here so long you're not much of a salesman are you?

 

You can't spell MORALITY with M I N I M U M W A G E by ChristPuncher 12-07-03
what can I get for you? just a bagel and cream cheese, how much for that?	that'll be $2.50 plus tip why should I tip?	there are many places on the human body one can place a bagel, behind me are two baskets, which one I get your bagel from is up to me hows $5 sound?

 

Everything in the World is Gay by ChristPuncher 12-16-03
what a beautiful morning, this morning everybody looks better and happier and I know they look at me the same way, we're all in this together and everybody is doing their part in their own unique way	a morning like this makes everything so clear, I see dignity in everybodies eyes and I see the beauty in an unkept yard full of weeds and garbage, I want to tell everybody in the world I love them	emotions are so gay

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