All comics by CloudStrife

 

by CloudStrife
12-08-01
Wanna die mother fucker?!
Your kidding right? You can't kill me, I'm Brad Pitt!
I hate you. Your movies suck your dads balls.
No they don't. I have won Academy Awards for my movies.
Meanwhile, the kangaroo tries to finis what he started. And has informed Brad Pitt that he banged his wife.
You will die now. Oh, and by the way, I banged your wife. Hey! Come back here.
NO WAY DUDE!

 

by CloudStrife
12-08-01
.......The Kangaroo lost Brad Pitt.
Where is that fucker they call Brad Pitt?
Don' Tell me you lost Brad Pitt.
The Kangaroo is in for it now...
Sorry Master, but i have lost Brad Pitt.
WHAT?! You have failed me! Now you will die and i will have to hunt Brad Pitt myself.
I told you the Kangaroo was in for it.
Now, to look for Brad Pitt and destroy him. This time the job will get done.

 

by CloudStrife
12-08-01
Now I must find Brad Pitt. But where do i look?
Hmmm...If I were a gay bitch where wouold i hide from a demon?
I got it! I know where he is........

 

by CloudStrife
12-08-01
Meanwhile...
I found you! You little bitch, you cant hide from me!
Oh shit! You found me. Wait. Who are you?
I killed the Kangaroo and now i will kill you!
No you won't. I am Brad Pitt. I am an actor. Actors don't die!
Finally! Brad Pitt has died.
They do now!

 

by CloudStrife
12-08-01
So, you want something for Christmas, 'ey?
Yes.
This is Christams spirit...
What do you want, you little bitch?
I want breast implants you fat fuck.
Santa has fucked up again..
Breats implants, 'ey? Well here goes some of my Christmas magic to good use.
You bastard! You turned me into a squirrel! I hate you!

 

by CloudStrife
12-09-01
Hi. I am the Creator. I created everything thats ever been and everything that ever will be
That stupid boy thinks he created everything.....I'll show him!
What you gonna do?
Next day...
In the news today a little boy that claimed he created everything was beaten, raped, and burned today by a little asian girl....
Holy shit. She wasnt playing when she said she would show him.

 

by CloudStrife
12-09-01
And you thought he was dead.
Hey. Have you heard of my band? It's called Nirvana.
Yeah. Aren't you Curt Kobain?
You were wrong.
Yes i am Curt Kobain.
Holy shit dude. I thought you were dead. MTV said you commited suicide.
See. Don't you feel better now?
I tried but it went wrong. The fucking shotgun got jammed and i could fix it so i made a bloody rag doll of myself and faked my death.
Cool. You like my hero, dude. Can i have your autograph?

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