All comics by Coats

 

Michael Jackson Called My School Today. by Coats 11-18-01
Michael Jackson's people called my school today. They said I downloaded his music illegally!	Michael Jackson is after my ass! I wouldn't worry about it Ann.	Your ass is safe, Michael Jackson only likes young boys.

 

Trepanation Trepidation! by Coats 11-22-01
Last night on television, this woman drilled a hole in her own head to expand her consciousness. Crazy huh. I've been depressed lately, Maybe I should try that.	This is great! The world has never looked better!	I tell you this is the smartest thing I've ever done! Dude, you put a hole in your own head!

 

Trepanation Trepidation! Part 2 by Coats 11-22-01
Trepanation, Drilling a hole in the head is one of the oldest forms of surgery? Ugh, that's great.

 

Trepanation Trepidation! Part 2, The Directors Cut! by Coats 11-22-01
Trepanation, Drilling a hole in the head is one of the oldest forms of surgery? Ugh, that's great.	Trepanation increases blood flow to the brain! What an asshole!	Trepanation gives you a sense of calm. Dude, you need to get a life!

 

Jesus Is Horny by Coats 11-22-01
Being on this cross makes me horny.	I wish one of my hands were free, so I could masturbate.	Hey Jesus, wanna fuck. Satan, you truly are my saviour.

 

Jesus Is Horny, Part 2. by Coats 11-22-01
Being on this cross gives me an erection.	I'll give you a blowjob for 20 bucks. Bitch I died for your sins!	The least you could do is give me a freebie!

 

Costume Party At Stacey's House. by Coats 11-22-01
What do you think of my costume for Stacey's party tonight? You spaceman costume is great! I'm going as Michael Jackson.	You can't go as Michael Jackson. And why not?!	Your skin's a lot darker than Michael Jackson's.

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