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by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
Hey brother.. can you read me a scary story?
Sure.. when I'm done writing my paper
5 minutes later
When will you be done?
Don't worry about it!
Annoying kids deserve what they get.
C'mon I want to see if you can scare me!
Ok, I'm pretty sure this will scare you. Go look in the bathroom mirror!

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
Haha Noob gotcha!
Hey let me get on the Computer!
15 minutes later
I'm almost done.. Just gotta kill 3 more people till i win.
That game is soo stupid.. I can't believe you spend all day playing that stupid game!
enough said..
Die Noob Die!!!!
.....

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
morning on the way to school
Well did i tell you that i applied to Cal State Fullerton College?
No..
Later that day during science class
You just got a letter sent from the pricipals office today.. open it up.. lets see if it's your letter of acceptance.
...oh... wooo hooo... awesome.. yeay!!!
On the way home that day
Well? what did the college say?
I don't know.. It was a letter from my mom.

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
The story of a young mans journey to monkhood.
Yeah, So like long ago my friends car broke down and he had to walk like 5 miles to the house of a monk. To get to the nearest phone.
The monks let him use their phone and spend the night at their house. While sleeping there he heard some loud moaning noise coming from the house's basement
suspense builds
He asked the monks what that noise was. They said only a monk would be able to know and in order to become a monk you had to count all the sand in the world
He came back 25 years later and told them there was 9,485,284,248,100 grains of sand in the world... so they let him become a monk. They took him to the basement and gave him a key.
He opened up the door.. and to his surprise there was another door. They gave him another keey and yet again another door. This continued 10 more times. Till he finally open up the door and..
He saw what had made the moaning sound every night.. in awe he just stared. Want to know what was behind the door?.. Sry can't tell ya. you're not a monk!

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
The trouble with Ebay
Woo hoo there is just 5 more minutes left til i win the new z-12 Red Robot on Ebay.
Crap! Outbid with 10 seconds left... NOOOOOOO!
Hey Man! Whatcha doing?
The End..
Uh! Nothing Why?
Well guess what?... I just won the new z-12 Red robot on Ebay. Haha I outbid some stupid loser with 10 seconds left in the auction.. cool huh?

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
Forest Gump... failed bus stop scene
Momma always sai. Life is like a bitch..... Fuck it!
?..
Terminator.. Why and arab wasn't terminator
Thank you i'll come again!
Cut!!!.. It's I'll be back!!
Rush Hour 2... Failed scene
Hey Jackie!! Where can i get some Muu-shu!!
I had some mushu last night and now i don't feel so good...

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
The brunette's turn.. in the NASA Interview
If you could go anywhere in space, Where would you go to and why?
Well... I would like to go to Mars because of all this recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet.
The Blondes turn
If you could go anywhere in space, Where would you go to and why?
Hrmm.. I'd like to go to the sun!
Blondes are truly funny
Why would you want to go there?... Don't you know that you'd burn up if you went there?
Well.. DUH!! That's why I would go there at night!

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-22-03
Innocent old lady
Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where the nearest bathroom is at?
yeah?.. sure... If you go Down the street and make a left.. You'll see a big yellow sign
Guess he was never a boy scout
Watch out for that Car!!!
True.. so True!
*God's Voice* Welcome to Heaven
Well at least up here I won't have to wear Diapers.

 

by CoolGuyChris
7-23-03
He's a Thriller!
Thriller!
Ya , ya, ya!
Thriller!
What are you looking at?
I just doesn't look the same...

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