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by DIN0
4-04-08
Hey there Mon!
My name is Wiltord.
Wiltord baby! I need hard copies of file #42761 and #87199. Pronto!
Well start looking "Mon", but get me a coffee first.
Hey! New guy. Go teach Wiltord what a computer is... and get me a coffee, NOW!

 

by DIN0
4-04-08
Heyyy you're the New guy right?
*GULP* Yea...
Here's my number, wanna party tonight?
Really? Sure! I party HARD! *wink*
You know that's a dude right.

 

by DIN0
4-04-08
Could you spare some change for a guy who can't catch a break?
My granny told me to spend my first paycheck on a good cause...
THANK YOU! I WILL!
Sure, here you go... $1000. Please use it wisely.
I see you met the CEO.

 

by DIN0
4-04-08
When I started here, I had all my hair. Just like you New guy.
Now, 15 years later, I'm still making the same amount as you, in the same position.
That's Bitter Bob, the Janitor.

 

by DIN0
4-04-08
A Jedi I am.
You're the Jedi they sent?
WTF!? He's serious!
OK. We need you to use the force to create coffee.
You don't want coffee, you want poop constantly.
I think I just shit my pants.

 

by DIN0
4-05-08
I know you're not allowed to speak, but I just thought you should know that the Boss hired a Jedi to replace you.
Just thought you should know, the Boss hired a Jedi to clean up this mess you've created.
I sense a disturbance in the force. Someone will crap their pants for this one.
That's it young Jed-i, I can feel your anger.

 

by DIN0
4-05-08
Coffee in the tiolet? Hmmm... It must be the Sith Lord!!!
Stupid Jed-i, who wears a robe to work anyways? OMFG!

 

by DIN0
4-05-08
I'm looking for Frank.
Roo r u?
Who the hell do you think I am?
A Murslim farmer?

 

by DIN0
4-05-08
Almost done...
I already fired the security guard, and now with the Jedi dead, the employees don't feel safe anymore. My only option is to go Robo.
BEHOLD! MY CREATION: ROBOGUARD!
I AM SOO BUZZED RIGHT NOW.

 

by DIN0
4-05-08
OK Roboguard. I'm just going inside to brief all the employees, then I'm off on my vacation. You're In charge now.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MY STASH WAS IN THERE!

 

by DIN0
4-08-08
Noob, you show much promise. To truly become a ninja, you must survive this forest on your own.
Now go into the forest, and do not return until your mind is clear and you have become one with your environment.
Can I have a sword now?
No, but if you go north for about 10 miles, there's a massive field of marijuana.

 

by DIN0
4-08-08
WTF!?!
Hey Noob!
Some Ninja you are if I can sneak up on you. This forest is haunted you know. To survive it you will have to face your demons and true self.
Can you help me?
No, but there's some weed a few miles north of here...

 

by DIN0
4-08-08
Yes! A cave! Finally I can rest.
Heyyy man. I am like the ghost of this cave. To like appease my spirit and stuff, I need copious amounts of herb. You must fulfill this quest to become a real ninja.
WTF!?! Where did he come form?
You have passed your first test. Rest now Noob, you will need it.
Get your own herb hippie. I never met a ghost that smells like an elephant's asshole.

 

by DIN0
4-09-08
NO

 

by DIN0
4-13-08
Nijja! How did you find me here!?
Master sent me here to help you find yourself.
*Noob Ninja got knocked the fuck out!*
I hope that worked.

 

by DIN0
4-15-08
What happened? Where am I?
YOU ARE IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR MIND: BEHOLD I AM YOUR INNER DEMON- THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL THAT YOU FEAR! FACE ME NOOB - IF YOU DARE!!
WTF!?!
ARGH!! NOOOOOoooooooo!!!
Boo!

 

by DIN0
4-23-08
And so, after defeating his inner demons in the form of a bisexual paperclip, Noob Ninja begins the long journey home, until...
WTF!?! You're... ME!
That's right Noob. To truly become a ninja, you must defeat yo- er.. me.
Mission: Accomplished.
You know there's a field of weed like a few miles from here right?

 

by DIN0
4-28-08
Hey it's me Jesus, I came back. Are you a fisherman?
D only fishin i be doing is for booty!
Close enough. You, Harvey The Pirate, are now my first disciple.
Can I still download porn?

 

by DIN0
4-28-08
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! JESUS FOUND ME!
Yes Phil The Junkie. I found you because your faith in this moment never faltered.
I wonder if I could...
Disciple #2
Yes Phil, you can still get high. Only on natural herbs and plants though. Remember, USE, not ABUSE.
I LOVE YOU JESUS.

 

by DIN0
4-28-08
Hey Tommy The Thief, you will steal no longer.
WTF?
You are now my 3rd disciple. End your crimes and follow me.
WHY SHOULD I?
Free fishsticks and wine.
sweet.

 

by DIN0
4-28-08
One small step for... Jesus Christ! What are you doing here?
I was waiting on you Steve The Spaceman. Your determination, clarity and drive is unrivaled and so you are to become my fourth disciple.
Also, could I have a lift with you?

 

by DIN0
4-29-08
Hey there hottie. Wanna party? I'll do anything you want.
Your days of selling your body are over Roxanne, for you are my 5th disciple. You can keep the red dress though, it looks great on you.
I wonder if he knows I'm a dude.

 

by DIN0
4-29-08
Hey Jesus. It's me Bono. I heard you were my biggest fan. I was hoping you would be my disciple.
I'm sorry Bono. I cannot be led by mortal man. However, since you show much enthusiam, you can be my 6th dsciple.
YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA
God help me.

 

by DIN0
4-29-08
So, Jesus, I heard that you got an endorsement from Bono on your campaign.
I just want you to know that I am willing to give up the billions of dollars I have and everything I own, including my sexual slaves to become your 7th disciple.
And so you shall.
Am I still going to hell?

 

by DIN0
4-30-08
Can I be the disciple that kills you Jesus? Pleaseeeee
Yes, Judass you can be my 8th desciple as of this moment.
Well.. make a move, punk.

 

by DIN0
4-30-08
You fool!
It's done. I killed Jesus.
Jesus, like me, has the power to resurrect, even after your career dies.
Man get the fuck outta here before I kill you too.

 

by DIN0
4-30-08
Whoa! Jesus you came back... again... Whoa!
License and registration. Do you even have a green card?
I came back because my work is not finished. Phil The Policeman, you are now my 9th disciple.
Listen, I have this little thing called herpes I got from your friend Roxanne, um, could you take care of that?
Done.

 

by DIN0
11-01-08
After joining stripcreator.com , I made a few comics and nobody rated them. This was quite frustraing and unrewarding. Who's ass do I have to kiss for a fucking rating?
Despite my comic series making members laugh, they decided to steal my ideas and abuse me in the forum.
Rate my comics or do as the sign says.

 

by DIN0
11-13-08
I'd like to thank dcomposed for rating some of my comics and commenting; it is greatly appreciated.
However, I had to literally BEG just to recieve comments and rating (even if bad) from ONE doner. How is this site suppoed to work if no one rates comics or comments?
It won't lead to more donerz that's for sure. Its amazing how quickly people in the forums find useless pictures and post them when it takes about the same time to read a few comics and participate.

 

by DIN0
11-14-08
Why isn't anyone rating or commenting on my comics? Do they sock that badly? How many donerz are they? This is unfulfilling. Why the hell am I making this crap? To amuse myself?
DUDE WTF R U DOIN? WE'RE LATE FOR THE GAME
I made some comics online and no one is givin me any feedback on if they are good or bad...
ahahahaaa what a loser! dude i've known u my whole life and i still dont give a shit. what do you expect from a bunch of porn watchin, a.d.d. havin forum users. hahahaa you're a NOOB. Now LETS GO!
make it $5 per comment and get me some weed from your stoner friends
Bro, go to Stripcreator.com forums using my login, insult everyone, curse alot, post sexy pictures and basically be all the troll you can be, every comment earns you $1

 

by DIN0
11-14-08
My brother told me to troll Stripcreator.com to increase the amount of comments and ratings he has for his comics. I'm sure if I made a comic it would be funny as fuck and I wouldnt have to do shit.
THE RESULTING COMIC....
Hi. You're beautiful. I love your features. If only you were intelligent, I'd take you home immediately.
OMG You're sooooo cute! Let's go!
Wow. Your brother's comics are so bad, I just lost all sexual urges. Do you have pepto-bismol by any chance?
Those aren't his comics, that's called "Hentai"

 

by DIN0
11-16-08
Well, I tried everything I could think of and still not much feedback. Thanks Beeko, I'm glad you enjoyed my comix.
So.. now its time for my last resort to get ratings/comments... Behold! My bro's girlfriend in underwear.
Hi!
Is it working?

 

by DIN0
11-18-08
So remember kids, if you don't like an animal because it's smaller than you and really annoying, you can just shoot them in the face.
Ye.. Wait, what?
Join us tomorrow when we learn how to make animals sit, stay and beg.

 

by DIN0
11-18-08
Sit.
Stay.
Beg.
Spare some change?

 

by DIN0
11-18-08
Today I have a special guest, an animal that has come a long way to be with us today.
Thank you for having me.
So tell our viewers, what kinda of animal are you?
I am a bulletproof penguin. We were named that way because bullets bounce off our thick skins.
Get the fuck outta here.

 

by DIN0
1-19-10
Sometimes when I'm faced with decisions like these, it feels like all eyes are on me.
In moments like these its best to just take your time and eventually make the right desicion, and say exactly the right thing...
Are all emoz anorexic?

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