Eagles soar, but weasles don't get sucked up in jet engines. by DaWeirdo12-01-03 Deep in thought, DaWeirdo stares at his chess board in disgust. Hi there. I was thinking about starting a comic strip. Please don't tell me you're asking me for advice. Woah. What are you doing here, Lara? I just thought I would help you out with your first strip. What's with the hammer? Do you have a better use for it? . . .and don't call me Lara. That name's Sass.
Spam. by DaWeirdo12-01-03 Imagine if we got half as much snail mail as e-mail. Go check it. I mean, it's almost Christmas. There's still hope. Wait. They practically do. Why are they sending me credit cards? I guess Discover thinks that you don't spend enough. . .? But I'm fourteen. . . A human is a human is a human.
If the heat doesn't kill the elderly, . . . by DaWeirdo12-04-03 Feeling alone, Lady Tessalynn of the Sky plans a trip. Maybe I'll go visit Sir Timothy of the Nile. I mean DaWeirdo. Whatever he goes by these days. Eww. I bloody hate chess. ::wrinkles nose:: Where's Sir Timo. . . I mean DaWeirdo? Isn't he normally here? Yes, I like you too. I don't know. . . I guess he has stepped out for a second. Did you just talk? No, I thought. Notice the bubbles.
I will. by DaWeirdo12-04-03 Twenty minutes later... I don't know how I could have ever lived without chess! I love you! I love you! Take me in your arms, oh sweet nectar of the clouds. Marry me! Oh marry me, brave sir knight! Please say yes! I will. As long as we can never be seperated. Hey, Lynt! How long have you been here? Noo! What have you done with my savoir?
...I will. by DaWeirdo12-09-03 Twenty minutes later... I don't know how I could have ever lived without chess! I love you! I love you! Take me in your arms, oh sweet nectar of the clouds. Marry me! Oh marry me, brave sir knight! Please say yes! I will. As long as we can never be seperated. Hey, Lynt! How long have you been here? Noo! What have you done with my savior?
Silver Lining by DaWeirdo12-09-03 Angry with Sir Timothy of the Nile, Lady Tessalynn of the Sky throws him into the can. Lynt! LYNT! Calm down! I will never do so! You've taken away my true love. If you don't stop thinking about chess, I don't know what I'll do. Fine, fine, fine. ::shakes it off:: From now on, I'll never look at another chessboard again. Okay, good. Look on the bright side, Lynt-- at least I don't have to use bubbles to speak to you. I knew you would do something to bring him back into my heart. I must see him!
Oops. by DaWeirdo8-24-06 Three years later... Whoa... I hardly remember being in these things at all. Being in what things? You know... this.. boxy thing that we're talking in. Speak a little louder when you talk, eh? what Does "fourth wall" mean anything to you?