All comics by DangerGal

 

modest mouse? by DangerGal 6-16-02
modest mouse lyrics which didn't cut the mustard: out of weed. out of mind. out of ev'rything of ev'ry kind. out of air and out of breath. out of things that help me get some rest.	out of hiding. out of home. out of ev'rything i've ever known. out of you, and you're not here. out of sorrow and now i'm out of tears.	out of heart and out of mind, lost my watch and now i'm out of time. weep for me, bitchface!

 

Mama keepin' da debo' away! by DangerGal 6-16-02
BLAH BLAH BLAH! LOUD! this is the third fucking tv in this fucking house that is on!	Yo, mamadukes. Can I tun off a couple of the tv

 

Mama keepin' da debo' away! (part1) by DangerGal 6-16-02
Day after moving back in with mom... BLAH BLAH BLAH! LOUD! This is the third fucking tv in this fucking house that is on! WTF?!	Yo, mamadukes. Can I tun off a couple of the tv's since no one is watching? Noooo! I need them on! They keep the devil away.	Whaaaaaat? The preacher said that television keeps the devil away, so I need those tv's on!

 

Mama keepin' da debo' away! (part2) by DangerGal 6-16-02
Meanwhile, ouside... So? Are we going in or what? I dunno.. I'm kinda scared.	Look in the window and tell me if that thing is still on.... ............. ........... .......... ......... ......... ..... .... Ok, boss.	looking inside... BLAH! BLAH!! LOUD!!! All clear!!! Heh heh heh.

 

Mama keepin' da debo' away! (part3) by DangerGal 6-16-02
At the front door... I.. I'll just wait out here. Y-y-you go first. Oh, c'mon. It's safe. I'll be right behind you.	Inside... BLAH! BLAH!! LOUD!!! AAAGH!!! WTF?! I Thought you said it was off! Demon!? WHERE ARE YOU?!	Back outside... You fuckface! You tricked me! That wasn't very nice. Well, that's what you get for putting sand in my moisturizer.

 

Priests are funny. by DangerGal 6-17-02
Dad? Dad? Daddy!!! I'm a priest. Call me "Father."	Daddy? DAD! DAAAAAAD! No.. "Father."	Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad. What do you want, you neolithic, knuckle-dragging, mongoloid child?!

 

More fun with priests. by DangerGal 6-18-02
What's with the phallus on your head? What's with the phallus in your pants?	Umm.. good question. Wanna touch mine?	I thought you'd never ask. Psych!

 

Mama buys a gallon of milk by DangerGal 7-07-02
Did you find everything ok? Yes.	One gallon of milk. Your total is $2.73 Here's three dollars.	Would you like me to put that in a bag? No. I want to show it off to the neighbors.

 

Mama buys a gallon of milk (part 2) by DangerGal 7-07-02
Hey, mom. Didn't you just buy that gallon of milk? Yup.	Then why is there only 1/7 of a gallon left? Oh.. I poured the rest into containers and froze it so it wouldn't go bad.	Whuh? Don't get that attitude with me. Would you prefer that we had spoiled milk?

 

Mama buys a gallon of milk (part 3) by DangerGal 7-07-02
Mom, I just went into the freezer to get some milk and noticed something... Yes?	You've got seven loaves of bread in the freezer. Uh huh.	Why? I'm gonna feed the birds with it.

 

Eyewitness News by DangerGal 8-10-02
Entertainment Report Charlton Heston announced today that he MAY have alzheimers..	but he forgot.	Back to you, Chuck. Nah, dude.. he just smokes too much weed. Did I say that out loud?

 

Jill & Jim by DangerGal 2-22-04
I'm a crazy dike bitch! Why am I dating you?	I'm going to make your life a living hell! I already live with you! Do you really think you can make things worse?	You didn't have to do that. Shut up. You fell down the stairs again.

 

Example of a Bad Nudie Bar Customer by DangerGal 2-22-04
...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. rent was due yesterday. these shoes hurt. red is a nice color, but not for a kitchen.. Titties. Show me titties. Show me your big ol' titties..	.. and they're like, it's better then yours, damn right! ... another run in my thigh-highs. these things suck! Oh! Dude! She's takin' off her underpants! WHOOOO! Yeah baby!! Daddy LIKES!	.. it's better then yours. i could teach you, but i'll have to charge.. I can't wait for the day my landlord accepts applause in lieu of rent. This bitch is another cock-tease! I'm not tipping her!

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