All comics by DeathTALON

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
Hi. I'm Andrew.
This is not suposed to be funny oranything, i was just introducing myself.
KAMEHAMEYHA!
Damn it.

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
Another day in the life of me.
I'm bored.
Hi.
???? I thought you where in hell,Jared.
I'm not Jared.
Damn it.
HAHAHAAAA!!!

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
I'm not falling for it again.
Hey Andrew.
Sizzle.
THIS TIME YOUR GOING DOWN ASSHOLE!!!! PSYCHO MIND BLAST!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oops
What happened to Walter?

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
One day.
Uh huh,*nod* yep, right.
And i need you to wash the dishes, clean out the car, and feed demon.
Sure, whatever you say, yep, *nod*
Also i am going to the store later So if you want anything thats not made of beans or tofu you should come with me.ok?
I didnt catch a word of that.

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
Hi everyone. Some of you may be confused about my last comic, The new peaple that where in the last comic that is. Well, the hippie dude was my dad, it is based on truth.
Another thing, "Demon" is a cat, not a demon. i would like to introduce my cat, Demon.
Thanks for watching.
Uuhh.... Meow.

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
I need to think of a way to get back at Joe. Hmmm....I"VE GOT IT!!
So anyway, he said "Hmm.. I dont know." and so the i said....
AAHHHH NAPALM MISSLES!!!AAHHH
Hahaha

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
Hey Andrew.
Hey gabe.
Our hero and gabe wander around, then an interesting question arises!
Shouldn't you be trying to find a way to kill Joe???
Dont worry about that! I have my best assasins working on that right now. HAHAHAA*evil laugh*
Meanwhile, at joe's house...
*kangaroo noise*
Hmmm.. i wonder what i should do for my next comic....

 

by DeathTALON
11-11-02
The assasin returns.
Ahh! There you are! You finished the job right???
*kangaroo noise*
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*RATTATATATATAT*
Damn it
I love doing that

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
Meet Nick
Hey, Nick.
Hi.
I'm reeeeaally hyper. What do you want to do???
Hmmmm...
*SQUISH*
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*grin*

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
Jared gives Andrew a little visit
Hi Jared, there is someone here who wants to talk to you.
Is she hot?!?!?
But to Jareds suprise...
Uh oh..
The end.
FINAL FLAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sizzle*

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
What are you looking at???

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
AAAHHHHH!! I AM SO DAMN BORED!!!
Hmmmm........
I know! I'll turn super saiyan!
GOING SUPER SAIYAN!! HAAA!!!!
Not quite what i was expecting.

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
Now that i have turned super saiyan, i can destroy you with no problems! HAHAHAAA!!
?
Uh oh.....
I cant move my arms.
*Chuckle*

 

by DeathTALON
11-12-02
Hey Kat.
Hey Andrew
Have you seen my orangina?

 

by DeathTALON
11-13-02
Hello everyone,I just wanted to say, Smackdown 4,"shut your mouth" is going to be cazy awsome. If you you have some positive things to say, please do not hesitate to E-mail me. Bye.
Uuhh..... You can leave now.

 

by DeathTALON
12-05-02
I am so fucking depressed right now, There is no way in hell i can be more depressed than this.
...........
Can you tell i am depressed?
*HONK*
Damn it.

 

by DeathTALON
12-05-02
Damn. Right now i hate my life, i feel like shit. I dont know what the fuck is wrong with me.
*Tear*
I need a hug.

 

by DeathTALON
12-05-02
Hey Andrew.
Hey Jared, i am feeling really bad, what should i do? I feel like my life is hell.
Aaahhhh, Dude?
What?
You need to get laid.
Duuuuuuhhhh....

 

by DeathTALON
1-21-03
Its a boring day, nothing for Andrew to do. So, he's channel-surfing...
I am so fucking BORED.
And so.*CLICK*NesQu*CLICK*News at seve*CLICK*
What in gods poluted earth can make this day any worse?
BLahBlahblah.*CLICK*Blah. Blahblah blah blah.*CLICK*
I REALLY hate clowns.
*HONK*
Damn it.

 

by DeathTALON
1-21-03
Just dont make eye contact and you'll be ok.
Oops.
*HONK*
STOP THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING CLOWN!
Oh crap. I made eye contact.

 

by DeathTALON
1-21-03
I have get rid of this clown without making it angry. How can i do that? Hmmm...
*HONK*
Well.. Fuck that.
*Sizzle* *grin*
(*HONK)of pain
PSYCHO MIND BLAAAASST!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DeathTALON
3-30-03
Mbm3gurl:What would you do if we were hanging out in the mall, and i pantsed you? DeathInABlender:hmmm.. well, i freeball, so that would not be good.
Mbm3gurl: You freeball?!? DeathInABlender:Yea.
Mbm3gurl: Hot!!
*grin*

 

by DeathTALON
9-18-04
It has come to my attention that my comics are not funny...whatsoever....to ANYONE.
For that, i would like to appologize, It was stupid, maybe even harmfull of me to continue making comics when they suck ass.
I am so very sorry.

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