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by DecayingMind
9-15-03
Agh! What in the hell have I done to myself?!
Jesus Christ! Everytime you get a new girlfriend you do the same damn thing, hammer a nail in your head.
Agh, Why is it everytime I become happy I feel the need to slam a nail in my cranium.
Hmm, I'd blame it on your inability to cope with new and sometimes scary change.
Oh, that and your a whiney dyslexic pansy bitch.

 

by DecayingMind
9-16-03
Robot slaves, and why we shouldn't have them.
Ah finally my robotic stimulator has arived.
I am programed for your service. I can complete the task of steralizing dishes, vacuming, and the creation of food dishes.
Aight sugar, get the KY jelly time to test you out.
Does not compute. I am programed for your service. I can complete the task of steralizing dishes, vacuming, and the creation of food dishes.
Well you better start computing I paid $1,200 dollars for a top of the line vibrator and thats what I'm gonna get.
Does not compute. I am....

 

by DecayingMind
10-15-03
Man, I havent drawn a real comic in so long.
Ya, what the hells up with that?
I dunno I've just kinda been sittin around beatin' off n' shit. Besides that, theres just not as much inspiration as there used to be.
What the fuck do you mean no inspiration?! You're talkin to a bug! You can make a comic outta me. I'm one of the craziest characters around.
Well I guess I could nail a few things into you. Thats always good for a few comics.
Jesus, this comic had no payoff at all.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
Ok, no seriously, I gotta start producing some funny ass stuff so I can become a comic star.
Mmmkay lets think for a sec.
Hmm...
...
...
Aighty, idea one: shit yourself....RIGHT NOW!

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
Your not helping me at all! You're just some dumb fucking stupid face that sits there and doesn't do anything!
I'm actually standing.
OK then you're just some dumb fucking stupid face that stands there and doesn't do anything!
I lied. I was sitting.
You're a fag.
Well I love you too.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
Hmm, now what kind of humor draws an audiance.
I think if you didn't drop the 'F-Bomb' and rant derogatory terms people might like you more.
Well I should be able to say 'fuck, cunt, bitch and wetback' as much as I want! This is the god damned United States! I was born with the right to do so.
You weren't born with the right to be a asshole.
Ya-huh.
Well ok ya we all were but that doesn't...that doesn't umm...aw fuck it, just forget the last two panels.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
Thats it! I give up I'll never be funny! I'm ending it all!
Oh shut up. Suicide isn't gonna stop you from sucking any.
But I don't want to live if I can't achieve my life goal of becoming a comic star.
You're quite the little whiney-pants today aren't you.
I'm not whiney. I'm suicidal.
You're a little bitch is what you are.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
Thats it! I give up I'll never be funny! I'm ending it all!
Oh shut up. Suicide isn't gonna stop you from sucking any.
But I don't want to live if I can't achieve my life goal of becoming a comic star.
You're quite the little whiney-pants today aren't you.
I'm not whiney. I'm suicidal.
You're a little bitch is what you are.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
You can't stop me now. I'm doin' it. I'm killin' myself.
Its funny how you switched from trying to kill yourself with a knife to hammering a nail into your head.
So?
So?! Didn't you know that solid continuity is the first step in making a successful comic series?!
I'm not trying to make some funny 'haha' comic series now. This is me killing myself.
Its pretty damn funny for the rest of us.

 

by DecayingMind
10-18-03
You mean...its funny?
Anyone who doesn't think someone killing themselves by hammering things into their big ass cranium isn't funny is a sick sick bastard.
So I, I succeeded after all?
Hell yeah you succeeded. People bitching and moaning about them wanting to kill themselves and no one giving two shits about it is hilarious.
Why the fuck would that be hilarious?
Lets just say I'm prescribed to lots and lots of medication and I'm not on any of it right now.

 

by DecayingMind
10-19-03
Hee-hee look at me I'm in a trash can! Ain't I wild!?
You're not that wild for sitting in a trash can.
Sure I am. I'm risking gettin' all kinds of crazy infections and taking the chance of becoming dirty.
That only means you're a stupid hunk of shit.
A wild hunk of shit.
Fine, I guess we can compromise on that.

 

by DecayingMind
10-19-03
Aww, look at this. I got a love letter from my girlfriend...
Oh really? What does it say?
"Dear stupid mother fucker, Never talk to me again. I hate you. If I had a dick I would make you suck it till you choked to death. You're a douche bag. Love, Susie
How sweet of her.
I know, she always writes cute notes like this for me.
I think you overlooked my sarcasm.

 

by DecayingMind
10-29-03
What the fuck! Who the hell are you and where the fuck is Mr. Higgins the bug?!
Mr. Higgins is no longer being featured in this comic strip. I, Robotor, have replaced him.
Then whos going to help me with my current situations in hilarious yet inovative ways?
I shall.
Ok, then solve this one hot shot. I walked in on my parents having sex and now I'm impotent. What should I do?
Fill your bathtub with water. Plug a tv set in next to the bath. Comfortably enter the bathtub. Put plugged in tv set into tub. Repeat if neccessary.

 

by DecayingMind
11-01-03
No seriously, get the fuck out of here and get Mr. Higgins back in this comic.
Well you know what? NO. You know why I'm sayin no? Cuz I'm a little bitch and I wanna piss you the fuck off.
I'm just gonna sit here all nice and comfortable and piss you off. Ya thats right, I might even shit myself to top it all off. Ya I'm gonna shit everywhere. On your chair and the walls and pillows.
How 'bout if I give you a hundred nickles. Then would you bring Mr. Higgins back?
Fuck no mother fucker! I said I'm shittin' on your pillows and thats what I'm gonna do, shit on your pillows.

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