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by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
In Class today, a special guest arrives!
So ,what are you then?
I'm a Chef.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
After a lesson about Occupations...
When i grow up, I wanna be a Vet!
Cool!
What do you wanna be?
Tall.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
One day at the Park...
Hey There!
Hello?
Now THAT's a realistic statue!

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Hey, Mister!
What?
This "Replacement Arm" thing... It's not working.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Merry Christmas!
Hey, i know you!
Of course you do, i'm...
You're off "You Are What You Eat!"
Maybe you should go on "What not to Wear", too...

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Okay then, so it's $200 for flying without a license...
$100 for ignoring Traffic Lights and not stopping for Pedestrians...
And a further $100 for continually pointing at my feet without Legal Rights.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
One night, a Robber Attacks!
Huh?
Stay back!
What the heck are you?
VERY Pissed.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
In the Mad House...
It's time for my Blind Date! I'll probably end up with a Lesbo...
Nope! HOT HOT HOT!
Here you go...
Or maybe not...
Cu-ute!

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
One night.
You look nice today...
Why thank you!
I was talking to him...
Ne-ne-ne-ne ne-ne!
My God, It's Michael Jackson!
Bog Off, Peanut Head.

 

I thought maybe we could have pasta, visit the theatre, get drunk and wake up on a Plane to Nevada?
He's talking about The Sims again...
by DevilboyScooby, 8-31-07

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
I have no money, so i just use whatever i find on the Ground.
So What's in it?
Sand, Grit, Shoe Laces, a Cigarette Box, Needles, Half-eaten Sandwiches, Dirty Condoms, Dead Mice, Ice Cream, and Puke.
I think i'll stick with a Beer, thanks.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Another Busy Day...
Hello.
Yo.
I like your food.
I don't.
Ah.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
I Vill Bite yer neck off and Turn you Into a Vampire!
Okay, would you like Tea or Coffee?
BLOOD!
Sorry, i think we ran out of that yesterday. I have Orange Juice, though.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Give me one reason why i'm wierd.
Okay.
Your Forty and still a Virgin, you don't know what a Goat is, You always wear Clothes too big for you, and, hey, we're talking in a Bathroom, for God's Sake!
I said ONE reason!

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
I Can't believe you! You left Gary on his own while you went for an Ice Cream?
What have you got to say for yourself?
You have Incredibly small feet.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
You lost me a million dollars! I'm sorry, but there's nothing else i can do...
You're Fired.
Holy $!%!$

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
One Day, in the Boss' Office...
You wanted to see me?
Yeah. Remember When i said we needed "A lot of Paper..."
Yeah...
In the Storeroom...
I didn't mean THIS much!
Drat.

 

by DevilboyScooby
8-31-07
Y'know, guarding storage must be really boring...
Nah, it's great!
Really?
Yeah. At Midnight Amanda comes down and dances in her Knickers in her sleep.
Swe-eet!

 

Whats a Universe?
I know this... It's where the moon is bigger then the earth! Yeah, I'm dead smart me!
by DevilboyScooby, 9-01-07

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
Tony Blair? I've been conversationing about you and wonderingly what you're up to?
Hi George Dubberyew, not so great. Times are tough.
A lot's changed, hasn't it?
Yeah, but one things the same...
...You're as dumb as ever!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
So, what's the delay with the quarterly reports?
Hard.
Why?
Numbers.
Oh, I thought it was just because your hairs purple!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
God did not create you!
Who did then?
Microsoft Paint.

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
Why am I Fat?
It is not WHY 'you are fat, it's WHO made you Fat.
Who made me Fat, then?
Twinkies.

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
Are you shooting for the Captain Underpants movie?
How did you guess?
Just a wild stab in the dark...

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
Who made me then? God?
Of course, you're one of Gods creatures...
Has he ever carried a house on his back?!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
Let me guess... Are you one of Gods creatures?
Yeah, I just spoke to T-Rex. I'm worried, who made me?
Blowed if I know!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
After a lot of visitors, Jesus decides to setup a forum for the Nervous... thingies...
Am i one of God's Children?
No
No? That can't be right. Who DID make me then?
If you must know...
Linux.

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-01-07
I'll Cut yer head off, A-Har!
Sorry, this is heaven.You can't do that to me.
How about that weird guy who ran past in a Bra?
Nope.
How about mine?
No.... but just maybe.... A little off the ears?!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-02-07
You ARE going down you... Devil!
No, it is you who will lose this fight, God!
All right,what you got?
Two pair, Queens and threes.

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-02-07
Y'know, the Boss is off work, and it's a Woman replacement...
You mean...
Prostitution?
No what i was gonna say was, we could sneak off to the bar without her noticing, cos she doesn't know us all yet!
Er.. Yeah, that's what i meant... of course!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-02-07
Security! There's a Dancing Cigarette in the Loo!
Hey, man, ever heard of Nicotine?
No, have you got her number?

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-02-07
No way! A Kangaroo! Shoot me, i'm dreaming!
A few seconds later...
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

 

by DevilboyScooby
9-02-07
Now remember, your name is MAC. So when i say "Hello MAC", You Say "Hi, Dye"
Got it.
Hi, Mac.
Hi. DIE!
I didn't mean it like that...
Oh Well.

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-26-08
Oy! You! What happened, creator lose a bet?
What are you talkin about, buddy?
Well, you might say the color's drained out of ya face.

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-26-08
Yo mamma, howzit angin?
What?
I'm tryin to be a rapper, homie!
Rappers don't wear jockstraps.

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-26-08
Come See the great Chicken Guru of euphonisms, so the Great Gods foretold. Blaah, blaah, blaah. If you know what I mean.
You got a problem, bitch?
Yeah. Would you be my boyfriend's Cock?
It'll be two dollars for delivery, if you know what I mean!

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-26-08
Darling, why do you have a penis on your jumper?
It's to show I have the balls!
Where did he get those?
You don't want to know.

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-28-08
Hmm... you could do with some steroids...
A few minutes later...
You f*&%$@! tit!
Nah, needs more.
Another few minutes later...
Oh, crap.

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-28-08
OK, lets try again...
Goo Ga
Hmm... you could do with some steroids.
A few minutes later
Hey!
Needs more.
Another few minutes later...
GRR!
Oh, crap!

 

by DevilboyScooby
3-28-08
What're you doing?
I'm trying to get the highscore on "Piano Hero III: Legends of Sock and Bowl".
And what are you at the moment
Well, so far I'm A Minor.

 

by DevilboyScooby
7-21-08
Mwahaa haa haa haa
May I help you?
Prepare to die, human! You are no match for me, or my brothers!
The auditions were yesterday.
Mwahaa haa haa haa... h-ahh, crap.

 

by DevilboyScooby
7-27-08
Hello. I know it's not your usual hymn...
I want to get away, I want to FLYYYY AWAAAYY
YEAAH, YEAAH, YEAAH!
Wish I could...

 

by DevilboyScooby
7-27-08
I have nothing to say to you... you are not my friend...
YOU DAMN GAME!!!!

 

by DevilboyScooby
7-27-08
What are those, Bill?
Children's birth certificates.
Let's have a look...
A few minutes later...
Geez, you have a lot of kids...
I'M A HEADMASTER, YOU IDIOT!!!

 

by DevilboyScooby
7-27-08
Erm... what happened to you?
Well I DIDN'T accidentally join the army whilst i was drunk...
Okay...
Anyways, see you later, i'm off to Iraq.
Send a postcard...

 

by DevilboyScooby
5-04-09
Roooaaar!
Dude, this film isn't called "Star Trek: Attack of the Vampire"
Crap. What is it called then?
Buggered.

 

by DevilboyScooby
5-04-09
Boss, what's this on your computer?
Erm... it's a game.
There's a game involving filing millions of children's birth certificates?
Erm... why not?
On a site called paedophilesnetwork.com?
Can i offer you a pay rise?

 

by DevilboyScooby
5-04-09
Where am I?
Heaven.
Oh right, that pizza place on 24th Street?
No.
awwww.....
Heaven's Pizza? That could be a great marketing campaign!

 

by DevilboyScooby
5-04-09
I thought you were all-knowing!
Yeah, that's kind of like a scam to lure people in, y'know, get them on your side.
A bit like McDonalds' salads.

 

by DevilboyScooby
5-04-09
Oh, christ!
You called?
No, it was just my computer acting up.
Chen! I was at Space World theme park! Find some other thing to curse!
One error later....
!!!

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