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by Dikiyoba
3-08-06
Once upon a time...
I'm here to kill you.
Can't I finish my coffee first?
That doesn't look like coffee.
Okay...it's actually green tea.
This is stupid.
It's the narrator's fault.

 

by Dikiyoba
3-08-06
Well, I'm back.
I didn't even notice that you had left.
That's because you are a stupid idiot.
Okay, so I hadn't.
I'm not completely stupid, you know.

 

by Dikiyoba
3-08-06
So, is it really green tea?
Well? I'm waiting.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?
Huh?
My point exactly.

 

by Dikiyoba
3-08-06
You know, it would be nice if something actually happened.
Indeed?
Whoa! What just happened?
Squeak! Squeak!
That was weird.
Indeed.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Huh? It's so dark. What happened? Where am I?
I AM ZE DEMON OF GOOD TASTE!!! I TOTALLY PWNED YOU!!!! YOU IS MON PRISONER NOW!!!NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!! ONE!!!!1!!
Oh crap.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Three hours later...
Finally! He's gone. Now I can come up with a way to escape. As opposed wishing that my eardrums were punctured. Now, in the next panel, I should appear right outside the door...
What!? Nothing happened! It's like I'm not even in charge of the story arc anymore.
This is even better than getting even with TM. *wild giggles*

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Grr! I can't even move. (Now I know how Aran feels.) I guess I have to wait for the other characters to come rescue me.
I mean, just because I've mocked every last one of them doesn't mean that they would leave me here.
Would they?

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Oh look. Some moronic dog expects me to go rescue it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Help Slarty? Maybe I'd think about it if my arms weren't stuck in the air like a stupid poser model. They're getting tired!
Besides, nothing good ever happens to me anyway.
Finally! There you are, my little bacon-boi!
My point exactly! Yaah!

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
A dangerous mission and a demon to stab? I'd love to!
But I have fencing practice now. Maybe later.
She fences too? Aww, that's so cute. And incredibly dangerous, if I call her cute within her hearing range one more time.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Now that all the stock healer stuff is out of the way, I can finally resume work on Embers of...
A fatal error of type 666 occured. Now destroying months of hard work (including all back-up copies).
Nooooooooo! *sob*
Why does life hate me so? Why? Why? I must mediate until I find out.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
No. We are not going to rescue Slartucker. I told him not to bring TM back, and he deliberately disobeyed me. TM has already made three newbs run off in tears.
That's okay. Dikiyoba needs to work on the next act of Episode 2 anyway.
I'm all for rescuing Slarty, except that I'd probably only end up getting killed again. It's not worth the risk!
Wait, we could get killed? I'm too young to die! Count me out!

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
What is this? It's like they all expect me to go out and rescue Slarty with a smarmy intervention. *sigh* Fine. I'll go rescue Slarty...
...eventually.

 

by Dikiyoba
6-18-06
Well, this isn't good. There's not a single character willing to save me from the Demon of Good Taste. My only hope is to introduce a new character.
I think not.
Dammit!

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