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by DoctorGabel
11-17-02
The 5th batallion is sent on errands to claim useless land
Who the hell?
I, Tom Jones of the Confederate States of America, name this feild in the name of the Confederacey!!
The battle rages on
Well I, Squirrely, say that you are a monkey
And what makes you say that?
And how did he get that banana on a Civil War "battlefield"?
Cause your tail is showing
Damn, how did u know?

 

by DoctorGabel
11-17-02
You might ask "Why the hell are they in hell?"
So, you decided to put that costume back on you damn monkey?
Well ya, all I could do when i was a monkey was eat that banana, and it just never got smaller!!
Well war is hell right?
Wait, aren't you supposed to be conquering me right now?
I don't know. I mean I'm just a damn monkey
SHIT!! I forgot that monkeys can't wage war.
Oh ya, I can't frigging belive I forgot you damn monkey
DAMN!!! THAT BANANA IS BACK!!!!

 

by DoctorGabel
11-18-02
My apologies
Hi guys, this is the Doc and I would just like to apologize for all of my spelling mistakes in any previous comic and any comic yet to come, I suck at spelling
And I would like to anounce that PennyArcade is now sponsering the Doc cause he kicks ass
Ending? Could this be the end of me and Gabe?
Hey Gabe, is the world ending or am I just drinking too much again?
No, I think the world is actually ending
Oh, false alarm i guess
Ok good, that's better, and I didn't even wet my boxers, I'm proud
SHIT!!! Now I have to go back to work, good job Doc

 

by DoctorGabel
3-20-03
So, will you go to Prom with me?
That depends
Depends on what?
It depends on whether or not you can spontainiously combust
So I'll pick you up at 8?
Now that's a skill I bet he never thought would come in handy

 

by DoctorGabel
3-20-03
This week on the Twilight Zone:
He He He, IT WORKED, IT REALLY WORKED!!
Bark
Funky backgrounds that make my brain spin
Now that I have a speedo wearning balancing dog I can start my goal of having a circus!
Umm......bark?
Stay tuned next week when we discover the secret of sanity
That's right my pretty, bark for daddy!!
WTF? I came from that guys sperm? SOMEONE GET ME A GUN!!

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