All comics by DonHugo

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by DonHugo
5-09-05
I am an antichrist...
Demon is the horniest creature on the world...
...I am an anarchist...
But what about a woman?
...'CAUSE I WANNA BEEE...ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DonHugo
5-09-05
Hot damn! Sweet pussy waitin' for my dick...
How to make her to suck my balls...
But there is somethin', what S.J. doesn't see...
Hello, S.J.

 

by DonHugo
5-09-05
Gosh! This ugly something wants to have me for its snack...
Hot damn! I must do somethin', or...
May be I didn't have to do exactly THIS...
Huh, people are so...

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Lipless Lincoln and the Sinners
Couchons-nous sur le sable pour prendre un bain de soleil.
J'ai des frissons, des vertiges et des nausées.
Etes-vous marié ou célibataire?
C'est vraiment fort...
ÈÍNSKÉ ZELÍ (strictly dogmatic)
Quel est aujourd'hui le cours de la couronne tchécoslovaque?

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Ella tiene bonitas piernas.
ÈÍNSKÉ ZELÍ (strictly dogmatic)
OY VEY!!!
Kook...

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
So...23 died people and you are a one, who's alive...
So what?
I don't say, that you're murder, but...
I am no fuckin' murder, but...
...but I know, how to use my gun.

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Hello, buddy...
Hot damn! This chick makes me sex-crazy...
What about a little chit-chat and after this...
Gosh! She means it man. Okay, S.J., this is your turn...
O shit! I'm too drunk...

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Hello, guy. I hadn't sex for weeks and you look like somebody, who can help me...
Mothafucka! What a luck!!!
...and I see, you are very horny, so we can start in minutes, 'cause I live in that green house...
I heard, that there lives some gang of sexual deviants. Don't you afraid of them?
...
MOTHAFUCKA! When there's some god, he deffinitely hates me!

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Who are you, jock?
Jock? I don't see, why fuckin' mothafucka like you calls me JOCK...
Whoa...
If there's someone jock, so YOU are a jock, you sheep's dick!!!
...
And what does "jock" mean?

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Just look through your window, look who sits outside...Little me is waiting, standing through the night...
...When you walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout...
OOOOH, beautiful baby...
Shut up! You can't asing n I guess, you know it

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Hello, Ess Jay. I have got a problem. I need a bitch for myself. Can thou help me?
I don't gotta bitches for british mothafuckas, y'know...
But...
I'm still speakin', bobbie. I don't gotta bitches for british mothafuckas and how do you know my fuckin' name?
You do not remember, Ess Jay? It is me, Richard...
I don't know you, Dickie. I don't know you, if you are british...

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
Hey, bo. I think, you hate me or somethin' like this and I want to know what's the fuckin' matter?
Shut up, S.J.
O! You think, when you are a mothafucka on the cross, you can do whatever you want, yea? Why do you hate me, pecker?
Shut up, S.J.
Can you say somethin' else than "Shut up, S.J."?
Shut up, you cheeseheaded faggot!

 

by DonHugo
5-10-05
I guess, I gotta say somethin' humorous...
...But I don't know no fuckin' joke, folks...
Two guys went on the street 'n' the middle one fell down...huh...

 

by DonHugo
5-11-05
Hi, Padre. Is there a possibility, that Jesus and Lord and other mothafuckas in the heaven HATE me?
S.J., you know...nobody knows...
Stupid fag...
...what exactly God and Jesus and Santa Claus think...
So...They hate me?
YES

 

by DonHugo
5-11-05
Hello, chick...
Hello, chick...
Piss on you, Lord!
I HEARD YOU, FUCKER!!!

 

by DonHugo
5-11-05
Whoa, chick for me...
Hi, what about date?
Mothafucka! She doesn't run away! What a luck!
Entschuldigung, mein Herr. Ich spreche kein Englisch.

 

by DonHugo
5-11-05
Okay, Jesus. I understand, that you hate me...but there is one think, I really want: GIMME SOMEBODY TO FUCK!!!
No problem, pecker...
MOTHAFUCKA!
Hello...

 

by DonHugo
5-11-05
Okay, you old fag. If you wanta war, you WILL have a war.
Oh. Really?
MOTHAFUCKA!!!
Don't try to piss of Jesus, bastard...

 

by DonHugo
6-01-05
Carramba! It's a Union general
Mothafucka! It's Confederation general!
Huh...don't ye know, how can I get in...
Huh, wrong question...I try to find Tha Grand Canyon...
Ay Carramba!!! Me too...
So bye...and good luck, bwoy...

 

by DonHugo
5-09-06
'Owaya, is mise Rhox an' scon are gonna tell yer somethin'...
..wi' me appearance is pure murder ter git a mot...
...an' wi' me sexual preferences 'tis almost impossable...

 

by DonHugo
5-10-06
Sum people say, dat oi don't 'av any emoshuns...
...but oi 'av feelings too...
...Whaen I wus eatin' dohs laddies, oi 'ad tears in eyes.

 

by DonHugo
5-11-06
'Owaya. Yesterday oi asked wan lassy if she wud cum wi' me...
...she said AAAAAARGH!!!!
Chucker yer nu nigh 'oy murder life oi lead?

 

by DonHugo
5-12-06
'Owaya, yesterday oi wus watchin' pure monkey porn movie...
..well, dare wus enoof leather an' so on,...
...but dare were sum people ridin'!!!

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