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by DragonsamaX
10-03-01
::Dream Sequence::
I'm constipated. Again.
What am I?
Like anyone cares.
I am a cheesestick, that's what!
I gotta stop smoking crack before bed.
4ll j00r b4s3 b3l0ng t0 u$!

 

by DragonsamaX
10-13-01
Petey Stickman receives a rather disturbing letter in his mailbox.
"If you don't send this chain letter to everyone you know, you will die."
Mr. Stickman got another chain letter...
I'll go call 911.
Oh hell, if I'm gonna die I'll do it myself!
911 won't be coming this time, Mr. Stickman. They said "If he dies, throw him in the sewer for all I care..."

 

by DragonsamaX
10-14-01
We're raising the dead.
*chanting* Target, Lowes, KMart, WAL-MART!

 

by DragonsamaX
10-18-01
Hey, you remember that time we did that thing?
Yeah, yeah! And you said that thing that was so funny! AHAHA!
...
...
Do you actually remember that? I don't.
Nah, me either.

 

by DragonsamaX
10-18-01
Hold onto your little gonads... and strife!
...
Don' tell me you haven't seen it!
I'm not saying... a word.
Um.... CHEESESTICKS!
Someone had their crack this morning...

 

by DragonsamaX
10-18-01
The wonders of a comic strip. Lookie, White shirt...
Black shirt!
The wonders of tenchnology... Woooooow... It can change my shirt color... I hail technology...

 

by DragonsamaX
10-21-01
Ooo, what's this button do?
Ooo, what's this button do?
Oooo, I like this button.
Ooo, what's this button do?

 

by DragonsamaX
10-22-01
Where we last left off...
We're raising the dead.
*chanting* Target, Lowes, KMart, WAL-MART!
Hmm, maybe it worked.
What's that shaking? And that weird light?
*chanting* Enix, Contrail, Capcom, SQUARE!
Oh, yeah, it worked.
Oh, thou art a kindrid spirit! Alas, I have been awoken by small children. Thank thee, children!
That's some grooovy talk, man. Now.. did I miss Woodstock?

 

by DragonsamaX
10-30-01
And we're going LIVE to see the operators standing by!
Blah blah blah send us money blah blah. Call now blah blah!
Blaaaaah! Blah blah stupid crap worth nothing sent to your door blah blah!
And... there's only one operator.
*from other end* You're KIDDING!
No! I'm serious! He really did...
True, true.
OFF THE PHONE!
Like anyone calls into these things?

 

by DragonsamaX
10-31-01
God: I TOLD you to not blow up the earth! Go sit in the corner and think about what you're done!
So... this is the blowing-up-the-world punishment? I get worse for failing a class.
Awwww.....

 

by DragonsamaX
11-07-01
There is no purpose in life.
Thou must return to thy Heavenly Father for salvation!
What's he sayin? Hey, translate!
Translate, huh...?
Come to Jesus, you little weirdos.

 

by DragonsamaX
11-07-01
Hey...
Little help?

 

by DragonsamaX
11-08-01
Rednecks.
Ah bet you can't do what Peggy-Sue-Billy-Joe-Bob just did.
Oh yeah?!
Yeah!
Hey, watch this!
Oops. She died.

 

by DragonsamaX
11-11-01
Marie Antoinette.
M'lady, the people are rioting because of the lack of bread!
No bread, huh?
Yes, M'lady! What should I tell the troops?
Hm... Let them eat cake!
Oops. She died.

 

by DragonsamaX
11-25-01
Nature show hosts.
Crikey! Look at -that- gator! It's a biggun! And he looks annoyed because we're here during his feeding time.
'Ere, I'll use this stick to poke him a bit, get a reaction for ya..
Oops. He died.

 

by DragonsamaX
12-02-01
Boy meets girl.
Hey girl.
Hello.
Boy insults girl.
Are you a whore? You looks like one.
EXCUSE ME?!
Boy gets ass kicked.
Take this!
Oh shit! Ow!

 

by DragonsamaX
1-20-02
Shouldn't you be at work?
Yeah.
I should also sponser a kid on TV, recycle, and stop polluting.
That's not happening either, is it?
Hell no.

 

by DragonsamaX
1-22-02
At Dragonsama's skool...
I had nothing to do with that. Nope. Not a thing. Not me, no sir.
Makes you wonder where that 'property of Dragonsama' bomb came from.
Wasn't mine... ok it was, just don't tell.

 

by DragonsamaX
1-27-02
One day, walking down the street, Zoe and a friend discuss gossip on their cell phones. Maura gets a phone call that makes her none too happy.
*on cell phone* What?! HE DID WHAT?!
*on cell phone* Guess she just found out her brother's screwing her boyfriend.
ASTERISK DOLLARSIGN AT PERCENT EXCLAIMATION POINT!!
*on other end of line* What's she saying?
*siiigh...* This happens all too often.
Cartoon swear words.

 

by DragonsamaX
6-17-02
3 AM
I'm cool. I don't need any sleep.
8 AM
Getting tired, huh?
Sleep is for the weak!
2 minutes later...
... So I'm going to bed.

 

by DragonsamaX
9-23-02
I am Burrito Man!
Dude. You're not even a burrito.
How dare you mock Burrito Man?! Super Burny Diablo Taco Sauce Attack!
Burny... never mind...
*ZAP!!*
Burrito Man strikes again!
Goddamnit.

 

by DragonsamaX
5-22-03
A cute guy just gaming away... ^_^
*in a class, playing a PS2* (please note in my skool, this can be done!)
Just passing by...
Whoa! Check out that guy's face!
Granted, yelling that out got me some weird looks...
Check out his ass!
CHECK OUT HIS PLAYSTATION 2!

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