Crack before Bed by DragonsamaX10-03-01 ::Dream Sequence:: I'm constipated. Again. What am I? Like anyone cares. I am a cheesestick, that's what! I gotta stop smoking crack before bed. 4ll j00r b4s3 b3l0ng t0 u$!
Chain Letters And Their DownSide by DragonsamaX10-13-01 Petey Stickman receives a rather disturbing letter in his mailbox. "If you don't send this chain letter to everyone you know, you will die." Mr. Stickman got another chain letter... I'll go call 911. Oh hell, if I'm gonna die I'll do it myself! 911 won't be coming this time, Mr. Stickman. They said "If he dies, throw him in the sewer for all I care..."
For The Sake of Hilarity... OR Insert Title Here. by DragonsamaX10-18-01 Hey, you remember that time we did that thing? Yeah, yeah! And you said that thing that was so funny! AHAHA! ... ... Do you actually remember that? I don't. Nah, me either.
And... WEEEEEEEE! by DragonsamaX10-18-01 Hold onto your little gonads... and strife! ... Don' tell me you haven't seen it! I'm not saying... a word. Um.... CHEESESTICKS! Someone had their crack this morning...
Seemed funny when I thought it up... by DragonsamaX10-18-01 The wonders of a comic strip. Lookie, White shirt... Black shirt! The wonders of tenchnology... Woooooow... It can change my shirt color... I hail technology...
Button by DragonsamaX10-21-01 Ooo, what's this button do? Ooo, what's this button do? Oooo, I like this button. Ooo, what's this button do?
Zombied Part Two by DragonsamaX10-22-01 Where we last left off... We're raising the dead. *chanting* Target, Lowes, KMart, WAL-MART! Hmm, maybe it worked. What's that shaking? And that weird light? *chanting* Enix, Contrail, Capcom, SQUARE! Oh, yeah, it worked. Oh, thou art a kindrid spirit! Alas, I have been awoken by small children. Thank thee, children! That's some grooovy talk, man. Now.. did I miss Woodstock?
Public Brodcasting Sucks. by DragonsamaX10-30-01 And we're going LIVE to see the operators standing by! Blah blah blah send us money blah blah. Call now blah blah! Blaaaaah! Blah blah stupid crap worth nothing sent to your door blah blah! And... there's only one operator. *from other end* You're KIDDING! No! I'm serious! He really did... True, true. OFF THE PHONE! Like anyone calls into these things?
The vengeful God by DragonsamaX10-31-01 God: I TOLD you to not blow up the earth! Go sit in the corner and think about what you're done! So... this is the blowing-up-the-world punishment? I get worse for failing a class. Awwww.....
Screw the old fashion babble! by DragonsamaX11-07-01 There is no purpose in life. Thou must return to thy Heavenly Father for salvation! What's he sayin? Hey, translate! Translate, huh...? Come to Jesus, you little weirdos.
Famous Last Words: Part I by DragonsamaX11-08-01 Rednecks. Ah bet you can't do what Peggy-Sue-Billy-Joe-Bob just did. Oh yeah?! Yeah! Hey, watch this! Oops. She died.
Famous Last Words: Part II by DragonsamaX11-11-01 Marie Antoinette. M'lady, the people are rioting because of the lack of bread! No bread, huh? Yes, M'lady! What should I tell the troops? Hm... Let them eat cake! Oops. She died.
Famous Last Words Part III by DragonsamaX11-25-01 Nature show hosts. Crikey! Look at -that- gator! It's a biggun! And he looks annoyed because we're here during his feeding time. 'Ere, I'll use this stick to poke him a bit, get a reaction for ya.. Oops. He died.
The Standard Date by DragonsamaX12-02-01 Boy meets girl. Hey girl. Hello. Boy insults girl. Are you a whore? You looks like one. EXCUSE ME?! Boy gets ass kicked. Take this! Oh shit! Ow!
I should... by DragonsamaX1-20-02 Shouldn't you be at work? Yeah. I should also sponser a kid on TV, recycle, and stop polluting. That's not happening either, is it? Hell no.
What I wish would occur every Monday morning by DragonsamaX1-22-02 At Dragonsama's skool... I had nothing to do with that. Nope. Not a thing. Not me, no sir. Makes you wonder where that 'property of Dragonsama' bomb came from. Wasn't mine... ok it was, just don't tell.
Too many comics OR cartoon cusswords pronouced by DragonsamaX1-27-02 One day, walking down the street, Zoe and a friend discuss gossip on their cell phones. Maura gets a phone call that makes her none too happy. *on cell phone* What?! HE DID WHAT?! *on cell phone* Guess she just found out her brother's screwing her boyfriend. ASTERISK DOLLARSIGN AT PERCENT EXCLAIMATION POINT!! *on other end of line* What's she saying? *siiigh...* This happens all too often. Cartoon swear words.
Sleep is for the weak! by DragonsamaX6-17-02 3 AM I'm cool. I don't need any sleep. 8 AM Getting tired, huh? Sleep is for the weak! 2 minutes later... ... So I'm going to bed.
Burrito Man strikes again! by DragonsamaX9-23-02 I am Burrito Man! Dude. You're not even a burrito. How dare you mock Burrito Man?! Super Burny Diablo Taco Sauce Attack! Burny... never mind... *ZAP!!* Burrito Man strikes again! Goddamnit.
I think I've seen this before, but I'll use it anyway? by DragonsamaX5-22-03 A cute guy just gaming away... ^_^ *in a class, playing a PS2* (please note in my skool, this can be done!) Just passing by... Whoa! Check out that guy's face! Granted, yelling that out got me some weird looks... Check out his ass! CHECK OUT HIS PLAYSTATION 2!