Some people talk crap by Durzel11-29-01 I got done for speeding last night, 35mph in a 30. Got off with a caution though thankfully. That's nothing, last night I got done for doing 143mph in town. The Police chased me for 2 hours but I managed to get away hehe! Was that before or after I saw you going to pick your Nan up from the bingo?
Crooks today eh? by Durzel11-29-01 Youz be in my hood now motherfucker. Give me your motherfuckin' wallet No cash on me I'm afraid, will you accept a cheque? Only up to the value of £50, if accompanied by a valid cheque guarantee card.
alt.dime.beastiality by Durzel11-29-01 Hey Dime, what's with the cat? I'm shooting a movie. You sick fuck.
