Episoe 1: The Adventures of Chiorboy in Hell. by EMUpirate11-20-02 We join our hero chiorboy in hell. What the fuck?! Welcome to Hell chiorboy! How did I end up in hell? You have been chosen by Satan! You must embark on a long and mystical journey to find...the magic phone! And the journey begins... You're kidding me right. Look kid, step into this portal before I eat you.
A child on drugs. by EMUpirate12-15-04 Hey man, wanna smoke some pot? No my son, your body is a temple. I am high as hell. Ok. I am high as hell.
Kojo the Chicken by EMUpirate12-15-04 It's madness I tell you! This guy is nuts. Fuck this I'm outta here. Where's that chicken! I'm ready for some sex! Aww nuts.
How the dinosaurs really died. by EMUpirate12-15-04 Dude this shit makes me look so cool. It sure does buddy. It calms your nerves too. So you're sure this shit has no side effects? How could something so good be bad? Billions of years later... Fucking dumb ass dinosaurs.
Take me to my happy place. by EMUpirate12-15-04 Bitch you better have my money. I DO! Naw see, that dolphin bitch was supposed to hand me that money. Tell it to the judge. SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE! Hey baby.
The moon. by EMUpirate12-15-04 I think you grabbed the wrong suit. No way, I'm fully prepared against any type of space aliens. Whatever I'll be over here. I'm gonna go explore some. OH SHI...
THIS IS WHY MEN ARE PIGS OR SOMETHING. by EMUpirate12-16-04 I wonder if she notices that I'm looking at her boobs. Oink! Are you looking at my boobs? Ughh, pig.
Who would win in a fight? #1 by EMUpirate12-16-04 WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? Prepare to meet your maker. I wonder if he can breathe with that stuff on his face. Hey why can't I move? I can read minds you know. AAAAAHHH SHIT HE TURNED ME INTO FIRE!!!! It was either that or a gorilla penis.
Monday Morning with Manson. by EMUpirate12-16-04 Charles Manson writes a kids show. HI KIDS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN SOME FUCKING SHIT! What kind of shit are we going to learn today motherfucker? WE ARE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO EAT SOME SHIT! FUCKING AWESOME! FUCKING SHIT SATAN GET OFF MY BACK OKAY! WEINER IN THE BOOTYHOLE!