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by EMUpirate
11-20-02
We join our hero chiorboy in hell.
What the fuck?!
Welcome to Hell chiorboy!
How did I end up in hell?
You have been chosen by Satan! You must embark on a long and mystical journey to find...the magic phone!
And the journey begins...
You're kidding me right.
Look kid, step into this portal before I eat you.

 

by EMUpirate
12-15-04
Hey man, wanna smoke some pot?
No my son, your body is a temple.
I am high as hell.
Ok.
I am high as hell.

 

by EMUpirate
12-15-04
It's madness I tell you!
This guy is nuts.
Fuck this I'm outta here.
Where's that chicken! I'm ready for some sex!
Aww nuts.

 

by EMUpirate
12-15-04
Dude this shit makes me look so cool.
It sure does buddy. It calms your nerves too.
So you're sure this shit has no side effects?
How could something so good be bad?
Billions of years later...
Fucking dumb ass dinosaurs.

 

by EMUpirate
12-15-04
Bitch you better have my money.
I DO!
Naw see, that dolphin bitch was supposed to hand me that money.
Tell it to the judge.
SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Hey baby.

 

by EMUpirate
12-15-04
I think you grabbed the wrong suit.
No way, I'm fully prepared against any type of space aliens.
Whatever I'll be over here.
I'm gonna go explore some.
OH SHI...

 

by EMUpirate
12-16-04
I wonder if she notices that I'm looking at her boobs.
Oink!
Are you looking at my boobs?
Ughh, pig.

 

by EMUpirate
12-16-04
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
Prepare to meet your maker.
I wonder if he can breathe with that stuff on his face.
Hey why can't I move?
I can read minds you know.
AAAAAHHH SHIT HE TURNED ME INTO FIRE!!!!
It was either that or a gorilla penis.

 

by EMUpirate
12-16-04
Charles Manson writes a kids show.
HI KIDS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN SOME FUCKING SHIT!
What kind of shit are we going to learn today motherfucker?
WE ARE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO EAT SOME SHIT!
FUCKING AWESOME!
FUCKING SHIT SATAN GET OFF MY BACK OKAY!
WEINER IN THE BOOTYHOLE!

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