Wrestling 01 by ElPhantasmo10-29-01 Stone Cold amuses himself with Matt Borne I'm tellin' ya man, Doink would be a hit right now, seriously! Gee, I dunno Mr. Austin... Sean Waltman has a flashback Ok X-Pac, so this letter was just Fed-EX'ed from Mister McMahon and --- Backstage, Lance Storm talks to a returning Chris Benoit .......... ............ ........ ...... ... ... .... ... ........ ....... ......... ...... ...... ...... . . ...
Day 2 by ElPhantasmo10-29-01 The women chat... Hey Sara, how's it going? Oh great, Terri, and I loooove your hair! LIVE! At WWF New York! Maven, why are we here? I thought we were supposed to be in OVW? Ah donno Ni-D-Ah, Ahls I know is that ah sure hope ah can clear up this nasssty headcold ahs got. Not-so-friendly skies Mr. Regal, PLEASE urinate in the bathroom next time! Right! I'll bloody hell use the lavatory wherever I see fit!
Strip Number Three by ElPhantasmo10-31-01 Backstage Meetings Vince is this all really necessary? You're damn right it is! How else can we get the WWF over, other than making WCW look as inept as possible?! Well, there ya go. Hey Lita my latest hair-dye job didn't seem to go too well.. Do you know where Matt is? Get back in the closet, we're not up yet. Synchronized WCW Nitro Viewing
Yoinks by ElPhantasmo11-03-01 A proposal... I don't know, I've never done it before... Trust me baby, it only hurts for a second! ...and then... Ok then.. Lemme pull these pants down then.. ~! ...A SWERVE! Please make it quick.. hehehe...