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by Emeraldmine
3-06-05
When robots first came out and had artificial intelligence.
Is this robot is trying to get me to join his cult?
The cult says you are to bring me beer and cigars.
Later that day.
Well did you bring the items?
Yes I did. I think I am in love with you.
I am so embarrassed!!
Sorry but I'm like Bender, and it is just a side effect that women fall in love with me.

 

by Emeraldmine
3-07-05
Don't slay me I didn't do anything yet!
I was told you were a demon that shape shifted.
You were right now I will kill you.
You will have to fight me.
Don't fly away yet I haven't battled you yet
Now I have to reform you!

 

by Emeraldmine
7-16-07
You can't kill me in the happy place of cartoon land!!!!!
You want to bet? Because I am death and I can kill any one anywhere!!!!
Heh, Heh that squirrel just went to hell.
Thank you for the gift of squirrel meat everlasting.

 

by Emeraldmine
7-19-07
I have just discovered a new realm of life or death.
How did you get here?
I just transported here from the energy on my ship.
Odd it must have malfunctioned and you plane traveled.
What do you think I'm stuck here?
I guess you are stuck here now.

 

by Emeraldmine
7-24-07
Das was a great adventure!!!!
I should have slew you when I had the chance!!!!
Danke!!!
I will grant you a suit of armor of 175% power against orcs!!!
One day we will fight and now I won't die because of the fairy enchanted armor I wear. Ha Ha.
Perhaps one day a hoard of my people will catch you unaware! Ha Ha Ha.

 

by Emeraldmine
7-25-07
What planet is on the view screen?
That is either earth or an illusion.
What are you saying the ship is malfunctioning?
The scanners say that is a possiability.
That can't be right the neither the ship or scanners can be wrong!!
Calm down, you might be dreaming it all, anyway.

 

by Emeraldmine
7-25-07
Why am I here with Mrs. Grin?
Take me to to Mall.
Mam, we are lost in the desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did that happen?
I don't know maybe I fell asleep.
That figures, you idiot!!!

 

by Emeraldmine
9-01-07
How did I get here?
God sent you on a mission to build a moon base!
Where are the supplies?
They are due to get here later. For now just enjoy the scenery.
Yeah man, go with the flow!
But I don't know how long I will be here.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-05-07
Where did you come from?
Hello I came to help you build the moon base.
I am left over from space exploration of the moon.
Wow, you must have been expensive.
No they fashioned me of plastic.
Well I'll try to get ahold of the Russian starship, and then we can get started.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-06-07
What happened how did we get seperated?
I was traspored inside of the Tycho crater.
The Tycho crater was created by the Baptistina asteroid.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-14-07
What am I going to do the Japanese sent a ship or satellite to spy on us?
Sensors say that an object is about to land on the moon.
Take it easy its just to learn about the moon.
OK

 

by Emeraldmine
9-14-07
Please don't beat me up. I'm from another time period.
Well I just saw you were out of place and you should be in Olendiak.
I was struck by lightning. When I saw this place I thought I was dreaming.
Maybe one day a scientist will be able to return you to Olendiak through a Magic Mirror.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-15-07
We are going to cook you diablo!!
Oh no I taste like ink.
I'm leaving Colonel Sanders can't eat me.
Well I guess I have to sell the restaurant to Pepsi.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-24-07
Well Amish long time has passed having not seen or heard from you, Whats up?
Not much Jason just been writing my stories.
Well give the gang a call some time.
OK will do.

 

by Emeraldmine
9-27-07
I detect a spaceship passing by heading to the asteroid belt.
I saw it leave from earth.
I detect it to be heading to Vesta and Ceres.

 

by Emeraldmine
10-03-07
Spoc some how we came to Mercury.
I am scanning outerspace.
Gee your scanner is cooler it has a screen to show pictures.
Captain I detetct a coronal mass ejection from the sun.
Gee Spoc why don't you send a recording of it to the ship so everyone can see it.
I see it ripping off the tail of a comet named Encke.

 

by Emeraldmine
10-05-07
How many Quasi Universal Intergalactic Denominations for a hotel on the moon?
I'm not sure because I just stay in my spaceship.
Do your people have a hotel on the moon?
Yes!
It'll be 55 QUID a night.
Okay I'll pay for a week.

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