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by Emohawk
12-02-01
What PBOT says!
!r RS
Planet RS is rank 1758 [down 285]
What PBOT thinks!
Down???
It aint my fault your crap!!!
!r Piro
If only I could slap them!!!

 

by Emohawk
12-02-01
Lo Vorloth. How are plans for world domination going?
Look around! I've already conquered half of it already. Mwahahaha
I thought you wanted to make the world a better place?
I'm allowed to change my mind aren't I!!!
I'd watch yourself mate. He'll be after you next!!!

 

by Emohawk
12-02-01
Magian, I know longer care if you farm!
I no longer care what you think...
So you no longer care of me not caring?
I don’t even go in to discussion with hypocrites like KiM
lol, I dont farm :oP
I really don't care anymore... Just fu** off!!!

 

by Emohawk
12-02-01
So KiM... You, me, strawberry ice-cream and some squirty cream ;o)
/kick Emohawk #channel
I must remember to ban him next time!

 

by Emohawk
12-02-01
Since moving to the countryside, I find I have a new lease of life. I must embrass the change as a good one!
People tell me, it's only wierdo's that live in the countryside. I won't have any of that!
Didn't you hear me the first time... NO!!!
rah... haha haha

 

by Emohawk
12-03-01
Vorloth is a nice guy...
Hello little girl... My name is Vorloth.
Awww... Look at the cute squirrel
However...
You know my dear. I'd kill you without a second thought!
Huh?
Don't catch him in a bad mood!
Mummy....

 

by Emohawk
12-03-01
All your base are belong to us!
What?
All your ba....
No, I heard what you said! but what does it mean?
err....
Idiot!

 

by Emohawk
12-03-01
Emohawk seeks help to become a better PA player!
Do you really have the technology to replace my brain with that of say Piro or RS?
Yes, but the one drawback is that the subject will die! Can you justify killing someone to become a better PA player?
They will die too? That means they can't tend the needs of there own planet! I will gain a rank in galaxy... Woohoo
You are a sick man Emohawk! But you are paying me a shit load of metal, so I can't really refuse. Just find the subject and I will do the rest!
Hello Piro... Come with me. I have a friend I would like you to meet!
Ok...

 

by Emohawk
12-03-01
Emohawk gets incomming hostiles!
Hello little noob... You seem to be attacking me! Why?
Legion are shit and you should all die. I will kill you and steal all your roids! rah...
Ooook then....
Ph33r my Interceptors! They will kill you! rah!!!
After the battle...
/me sighs
Why did all my elite Interceptors get killed? What's a Spectre? What happened to.......

 

by Emohawk
12-03-01
Emohawk's quest to beat Vorloth at Unreal Tournament continues...
Ok Vorloth, this time I WILL beat you at UT! I've been practicing!
Yea... Like last time?
Ok, those first 10 kills were luck! I'll get you soon!!!
Poor Emohawk... I'm gonna end up getting a monitor in the face if I win again!
Woohoo, I got 1 kill... I beat you!!!
Think I should remind him of the 29 times I killed him? It wouldn't be fun if I didn't :oD

 

by Emohawk
12-04-01
Bloody old people...
Hello, how can I help?
err... Now let me see. My memory isn't all that it once was...
Always want to count their pennies when you have a massive que to sort out behind them!
FFS!!! I wish these bloody old people would speed up a bit! And Don't call me laddy!!!
Ahh, that's it. I'll have some suppositories please. Now you ring that through your till laddy, while I take 2 hours to count my pennies.
A squirt of lighter fluid and a match later...
Ok, That's it! You should have died years ago anyway, I'm just speeding up the process for you! Next...
Argh... Noooooo...

 

by Emohawk
12-04-01
KiM brakes the news as gently as possible.
Ok Emohawk. I have something to tell you. This may be hard for you but.... I have a boyfriend now!
But KiM... I thought I was the only one!
And again...
Ok Trig. I have something to tell you. This may be hard for you but.... I have a boyfriend now!
But KiM... I thought I was teh only one!
Will Emohawk, Trig and Piro come to terms with there loss. Find out next week!!!
Ok Piro. I have something to tell you. This may be hard for you but.... I have a boyfriend now!
But KiM... I thought I was the only one!

 

by Emohawk
12-05-01
The beginning!
How jolly... Superdrug have started playing Christmas music. I may even get into the festive mood soon.
I remember this music from last year. They always play the same crap over and over again!
A few days later!
Fucking Christmas songs! HoHoHo Santa etc... I hate Christmas!!!
Hello there young lad... Are you looking forward to christmas?
Hmm... potassium permanganate plus sugar, get the quatities correct and... Bye Bye Santa! Don't fkin HoHoHo me again!
Rudolph... Get me a fire extinguisher quick!

 

by Emohawk
12-05-01
Interview with MP David Blunkett - Take 1
Yes, That's an interesting question. Let me go over the key points.
Mr Blunkett sir... I'm over here!
Interview with MP David Blunkett - Take2
Ok, Let's start again.
Sure thing...
Interview with MP David Blunkett - Take 17
Hello, hello? Where are you?
FFS.. I'm going home!

 

by Emohawk
12-05-01
Typical conversation between me and Adam L-P...
Lo dude wat's up...
I hate old people cause they smell of wee!
True, Let's go steal that old birds pension before she spends it on weed.
What day is it?
It's Thursday, why?
They get there pensions on Tuesday. She would have spent it by now. Look, can't you see, that's why she has that glazed look on her face...

 

by Emohawk
12-06-01
Lo Emo... What's up?
My lip hurts. I think it's bruised.
WTF... Why?
I promised not to mention the farming topic to someone, and Magianz is making a fuss about it, in a "not making a fuss type of way".
So what the fuck has that got to do with your lip?
I keep having to bite it!

 

by Emohawk
3-03-02
The end of Planetarion for Emohawk
I've done it Vorloth... I've finally given up Planetarion!
OMG... Now what are you gonna do with your spare time?
erm...
???
Oww dear :o(
Oww no! I've given up Planetarion...
Sad git!

 

by Emohawk
7-27-02
Emohawk gets in a spot of bother...
I hate IBM... They have ruined my life!
Why?
They produce crap HDD that fail!
Yea, well... what ya gonna do! You DID back-up right?
err...
Idiot!

 

by Emohawk
8-16-02
Emohawk seeks help...
I keep getting owned at CS. All powerfull G3ck0, what can I do to improve my game?
Hmmm, that is tricky...
New brain!
He's pretty ugly, so new body!
Any idea's?
Nope your beyond help!

 

by Emohawk
8-16-02
Life on MPUK IRC
Emoooooooooo
me slaps GoD-2-U with a brick...
Emoooooooooo
me slaps GoD-2-U with a brick...
Ahhhh, refreshing...
???

 

by Emohawk
9-01-02
Planetarion - The final round!
Hey guys, I'm back to play the final round :D
Ahhh no, Emohawk is back :Z How can we get rid of him?
lo Emo, how u been...Hey look over there KMFDM is nakid!!!
Emo fell for the old Usual Suspects trick - again...
bah bugger, foiled again...

 

by Emohawk
9-04-02
Multiplay event - i12
Wizzo - I demand my money back!!!
wtf, why? Are the services not to your liking? Has a member of staff been rude to you? Has your computer been stolen?
No!
Then why the hell do you want your money back!!!
I keep getting owned!
...and that's my problem how?

 

by Emohawk
9-17-02
Ok, technically I'm talking to myself!
What is the point to it all?
You work hard all your life...
just to get fucked over by people claiming to be "your friend"...
just so they can make a few extra quid from you!
and what do you get! You get left with nothing but pain and misery!
and to top it of.... they won't legalise euthanasia!

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