please save me from the chainsaw by En_Sabbah_Nur1-28-01 i be unretarded, dooty doo one time i cut my head open in search of sweet sweet candy dooty doo doo dooo but there was none. all i found was my brain and lots of blood. i be unretarded that was the saddest day of my life.
road kill is fun. by En_Sabbah_Nur1-28-01 yippie so..umm...uhh...you're realy not suposed to eat the sweet sweet venom glands you find in dead rattle snakes? thats what i said mac. kaiyia seriously? yes you dumbfuck! yehaw well shit. loser.
wacky wacky wacky! by En_Sabbah_Nur1-28-01 hello i am a freaky jermaphrodite with a flock of sea gulls haircutt and one nostril! AIEEEE! SAVE ME FROM THE HORRIBLE MONSTER! *sigh* i couldnt think of a punch line. go to hell fanboy.
dont commit suicide kids! by En_Sabbah_Nur1-28-01 good bye cruel world! stop! theres other ways out! realy? yes! you could use a chainsaw instead of hammer and nails!