All comics by Esspee

 

by Esspee
4-15-07
dear tenants, this is to inform you of eviction. You have 30 days to vacate the premises.
but we just started building the hot tub. THAT BASTARD!
I'll go talk the land lord and see what this is all about.
I'll go start freaking out.
So landlard, why are you evicting us? you asked us to improve the building and so we sta-
Im...the mail man.............

 

by Esspee
4-17-07
can you see where he went?
no...it is too far down, i dont have my glasses on
I wonder if they can see me in this trashcan from up there
I doubt it, they will most likely give up soon anyway.
I see a guy in a pacman shirt...but no Herbert.
I cant see anything anymore...I seem to have punctured my mainframe.

 

by Esspee
4-17-07
babysitting is a drag
but my mom is paying you a shit load of money and I pretty much take care of myself...
you have such a smart mouth for only being 5, why dont you go read a book?
An hour later
hey what happened to your hair?!!?
Im gonna tell my mom you tied me to a chair and cut my hair.

 

by Esspee
4-17-07
The way I see it , either you are funny and can make comics or you are not and cannot.
I am often perplexed as to why some people make them when they are obviously not interesting or amusing.
2 minutes after reading the letter, all despair breaks loose.
Dear guy, Your strips have become increasingly void of amusement. We are here by revoking your privileges of contributing to the comic world. We are sorry and hope you can move on to other hobbies.

 

by Esspee
4-17-07
Well all thats left is that loser Spongebob
And then we can go take care of Disneyland!
You know, I'd really like to experience Magic Mountain while Im there..
Well the sooner we finish here at Busch Gardens the sooner we can get to Disneyland, jesus you are such a kid at heart.
well isn't that the reasoning behind murdering all those mascots at theme parks? I didnt have a very happy childhood. I mean, Gary we're partners here.
yeah I guess your right, well lets get to killin'

 

by Esspee
4-17-07
are you interested in buying any snail creme?
..absolutely not
but it will help you glide faster over all terrain!
I just dont want or need it.
DIE YOU WORTHLESS MOLLUSK! DIE A MILLION DEATHS AND BUY MY PRODUCT!

 

by Esspee
4-18-07
clean up the trash in the @&%#@ kitchen you worthless crap face.
wow that is harsh, did you leave a huge mess in the kitchen?
I dont live with this person....
I dont get it.
its a letter to my dog.

 

by Esspee
4-18-07
there seems to be a mix up in the break schedule Leonard, we need you back on the conveyor line.
I just will not be doing that. thanks.
are you aware I am covered in blood and holding a small handsaw...?
your point being?

 

by Esspee
4-18-07
I gotta get that hole patched before my mom comes to stay with me for a week.
well its gonna cost ya bout 800 bucks.
that doesnt seem right...are you sure?
well Im gonna make it worse before i make it better...and that extra little bit of lovin' aint free.
I see....

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