All comics by FIREPOWA8

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-07-04
the city is one fucked place.
omg, ur in teh same cosplay as i woz gona go 2!! ;____;
omg, so r u!!!! @__@
full of bloody wankers of all sorts.
dude, why has a stoner got a "just say no" sign? fuck it, i'm going off to listen to new found glory.
then there's the obvious shit i'd hate to discuss.
wooooulllld yoooou like to come with meeee?
sur, y not???

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-07-04
hey blokes, today we give you the adventures of ethan. he's funny sometimes.
y' best give me all your booze, ya fat cunt.
no, you're william shatner.
well, this wasn't expected.
hey, ethan. i'm mallowman. i can help you get out of the jolly policemen's way, as long as you become a republ-
personally, i'd rather die. cuff me up, ya navy wearin' cockswabbles.

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-09-04
hey cats, it's bonnie here. i'd like to introduce you to (get it?!) a couple of the unfortunate people who shall be characters- or "cariters"- if you will- in this comic.
HI JORDAN.
hey, i'm kind of offended by the fact i have to pose as this dipshit, can you make me something...more awesome?
i don't see why not.
FCUKIN' UNREAL

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-09-04
TENTACLE FIGHTER 70-Q2: MOVIE 78
(megaman midi playing in the background)
i can't believe i've finally reached the Ice Blue Mountains of Mortality! now i shall find out why i was given my metallic exterior- once and for all!
(more megaman music)
I AM THE RAPIST OF YOUR MISERY
NOOO!! ERICMON, USE YOUR MYSTICAL BLAZE OF THE DEMON ATTACK!!
ANAL TENTACLE ATTACK
alright, i think i'm going to kill you, bono.

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-09-04
Alright, Mike- you get your wish.
holy shit- that guy over there looks like kurt cobain! i'm gonna go show him some of my own painful, self-absorbed poetry!
HEY KRUT CABIN
...are you talking to me?
...nevermind... I just realized I made a complete arse of myself. time to shoot up.
..."arse of myself". you know, that's a pretty cool album name.

 

by FIREPOWA8
1-10-04
LINEK PIRK
I AM LIENK PROK MEMBA #21 AND MY CLAIM-2-FAME IS THAT I LOOK LIKE MY OWN ARTWRK
YAARRRRR ANGSZT DEAF SUISIDE SUBTL MESSIJS
DIZ SONG IZ BAUT WEN UR BOUAT 2 BRAK AN U NEDE A LIL RUME 2 BREAH
IM 1 STP CLOZE 2 TEH EGDE AN IM BUT 2 BRAK
NEED LIL RUM 2 BREEF??
BUT SUM PERTENDAZZZ IS HERE!!
FLUFFY KITTENS, FIREFLIES, LITTLE LOVECATS AND STRAWBERRY LADYBUGS!
HEY, GET OUTTA HERE, ROBERT SMITH! WE'RE THE NEW ANGSTA-GANGSTAZ!

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
this is so uninspired.
alright, from now on- i'm going to be this robert smith-y character. and the guy next to me is mike. good man. so hey mike, how's it... what the hell!?
i am death, i have come to take your soul from your loved ones and-
yeah, i know- who's that behind you?
!
why! it's mike!
(actually, it's 'death', to you.)

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Latrine forum. 3:50pm.
Who the fuck are you?
My name is Administrator. And you are a moderator.
...I am?
Yes, I'm afraid.
That sucks. Why do you want me?
Easy. I want you... to solve a crime.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Aw man, I hate crimes. And usually they have something to do with me, anyway.
Yeah, we know.
So why do you want me to solve this one?
High death risk.
Awesome!
You have no fucking idea.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Once upon a time, a most amazing and horrific terrorism attack occured in Curramulka, South Australia. The place was always a shithole, but this event made it even worse.
This is horrible! If I survive, I'll probably have to go on Oprah and meet Bono!
That actually had nothing to do with the mission, you just have to go kill Ethan.
Kill Ethan?! But he's my friend!
And a bastard anthropomorphic rabbit with a shotgun. I wouldn't trust him.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Well...you can either kill Ethan, or Jordan.
Ethan's dead, now what?
Go solve that apocalypse Curramulka thing.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Later that night, at the pub...
Aww man... I hate Administrator. Actually, he's pretty cool. But he made me kill Ethan...and I'm almost sad about that.
Man, I'm glad Ethan's gone. I'd hug the person who set that guy's brains alight.
Jordan?!
Bonnie?!
Kylie.
It was love...at first sight! Cause, baby...when, I, saw, you. For the first time, I knew! We were meant to be as one...!
I hate it when I can't think of a punchline. I also hate resorting to these shitty "omg i'm the main character and it's me and i have no self esteem i think my comix r gay i liek monkeys!" shit, too.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Hey Jordan, wanna solve a crime with me?
Hmm.
Yeah, that sounds rad.
:D
Dave...?

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
SPINOFF SHOW IN AD BREAK!
AWESOME!
WHOA!!
lo, jordan
hey, you
wow, you're ugly.
yaarrr

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
k now back to the show
What are we doing here?
Not sure.
That guy up there looks dead.
Crikey, you're fuckin' right. Burnt, at least.
What the fuck are you holding, anyway?
Well... those corpses back there had cool looking headphones on.

 

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
So why do you hate Curramulka, anyway?
It's a shithole. They always try too hard, as well. I bet they're just trying to impress us with this war and all.
That's a pretty cool publicity stunt.
Hey, you're right. Like Bloody Sunday.
pauze.
...Isn't that a milkshake or something?
I think so, yeah.

 

by FIREPOWA8
3-10-04
Our heroes are in search of something, again. When something happens!
hhhhhh
Whoa, man! It's phil!
the... the mandolin..
What's wrong, Phillio? Who crippled you?
Ima pwn you I got a les pool
...him!

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