All comics by Fakeboy

 

by Fakeboy
6-29-02
Hello who is it...OH! Lord Jesus! what uh, brings you here today?
Cut the crap. Im here for two reasons.
Um, I dont understand...*Gulp*..
.....grrrrr....
Somewhere inside...
Ow ow ow ow ow...
Well?? was this worth the milk and cookies??

 

by Fakeboy
6-29-02
Look officer...i cant even...
Look, i dont wanna have to do this to you J.C ,but thems the rules.
But officer....
You failed the nose touch test, im gonna have to take you in....
Are you BLIND?? these are nails! not VELCRO!

 

by Fakeboy
6-29-02
baby! that costume is super foxy!
Johns love that skoo'girl shit!
Um...costume?...YEA! costume, uhuh.

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
Jesus, i was wondering what your thoughts on homosexuals really are?
Thanks dad, that was a close one!

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
...so....
Eat any good poop?

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
iiitsss all right cuz im saved by the bell!!
Oh zach! ...hey screech...kelly dont tell principal bellding...
Must...reach remote...Damn this "died for your sins" nonsense!

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
So do you understand the plans?
Yes my Lord.
Muah-hahahahaha!!
Muah-hahahahahaha!!

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
Hey kid...wanna smoke?
No thanks...
Got any crack tho?

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
Tonight on Comedy Central
what would I do?
get it? get it?
.........

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
....hmmmm...
.......lemme see....
That stuffs tricky to get thru customs, but if its what you want for christmas....ill do it.

 

by Fakeboy
6-30-02
Mom?

 

by Fakeboy
2-10-03
Brains!! Braaaains!
youth! youuuthhh!
..sob...
...weep....

 

by Fakeboy
2-10-03
Greg! Greg!? Are you getting ready for school in there?
MOM! I'm a GIANT COCKROACH!Im not going!
Damnit Greg! Do we need to do this every morning!!
So alone...

 

by Fakeboy
2-11-03
Riiiinnng riiiinnngg Rinnggg
Riiiiiinng Riinnnnng Rinnnggg Rinnnggg
You do know, laughing at this will get you straight to hell?
Riiiiiiinggg Rinnnngggg Rinnngggg

 

by Fakeboy
2-11-03
Late one Christmas Eve...
CLICK
Gulp
We need to talk.

 

by Fakeboy
2-11-03
Mornin' Joe.
Morning Steve.
Ya know lately I've been thinking about taking up smoking.
Thats funny, Im considering drinking coffee again.
We're Dinosaurs.
I know!

 

by Fakeboy
2-11-03
Im so hot for you!
uhm...
Whats wrong baby?
I dont know how to tell you this....im really a lady-bot.
Thats ok, im up grade-able...

 

by Fakeboy
2-11-03
Oh, baby im so hot for you, lets do it right now!
....uhm...
...whats wrong baby?
I dont know how to tell you this....im really a Man-Bot.
Thats ok, im upgrade-able...

 

by Fakeboy
2-13-03
Oh T.V...its you..
yea.
It's been a long time..I've missed you so mu-
yea, look...i left some stuff here, i'll just grab it, and be on my way. OK?
Please come back.

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