All comics by FlamingJesus

 

Jesus is just a fish by FlamingJesus 7-03-02
Jesus loves me...Jesus loves me...oh shit, this should be fun. Prepare to feel my wraith puny human!.	oh no. dont hurt me. oh save me...someone. um, uh...Yes! Quiver in fear!	Please go die somewhere. I, uh...Fear me and...uh...prepare...

 

Jesus fucking Christ is masturbation by FlamingJesus 7-03-02
So I say, if God cant directtly effect this world then why parise him? It seems like a waste of time to me!

 

Brian and Alex ARE my jesus by FlamingJesus 7-03-02
Now, for some Pa-pa-pa----POETRY. Um, alright. Go for it	Skatta Skatta Ska! Bop boop beep ba boo! ...LIFE..batta bee bo ska ska see. ...IS.. cappo ma ma ma beat doo doo dwa! ...BUT... seep do wap wap wee zing pow pa pow we...A... This sounds kinda familier. hmmmm	Wiggidy wiggidy wack wack wack. seeep do dot bet boo ba ding dwee ma coo coo slip asp kippa kip do dipp dipp mink min boo bop........ DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! thank you. FINALLY! i can see the light!

 

Jesus had nipples too! by FlamingJesus 7-04-02
Hey, uh...What the shit are you DOING Cody? Robin told me I needed to release the evil spirts in my head before I would be ready for true enlightenment	Hey Robin...why did you tell Cody he could reach enlightenment by puting a nail through his head? He wanted me to share my fruitloops....MY fruitloops!	Oh.

 

I bet Jesus was a tiger in the sac by FlamingJesus 7-04-02
Hello Father....I kinda need to...uh...Confess my uh...sins. And I would like to commit a few more.	Where are we going Father? Just follow me little Suzy.	Wow! a special ritual! maybe this will clear up my clamidia. This is my PRIVATE confession chamber, we will do a very special ritual here alright Suzy?

 

Holy War by FlamingJesus 7-05-02
The stare contest begins		......and abruptly ends

 

Born Again(st) Christian by FlamingJesus 7-05-02
God! If you truly loved me you would end my torment! Wait, arn't I God? Which is why people pray to me and worship me?	Or am I the son of God, which is why i call God Father? But i can't be like every OTHER child of God, because that includes everyone, while I, of course, am Jesus. Perhaps I am just God's vessel to earth. He lived through me...But then why the fuck would people worship ME?	The Bible yeilds all its heavenly knowledge to Jesus. I had better read through the Bible to clear this up! *sigh* now im even MORE confused!

Showing page 1.