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by Food
4-15-04
DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TEQUILA DRINK CONTAINS A WORM?!?!?
Thats actually an urban legend. You're thinking of mescal, another drink from a different plant. And thats no worm, thats a butterfly catterpillar.
Thats very nice but you still haven't answered my question
Oh dear, what question??
WHY DID THE JEWS KILL JESUS?!?!?

 

by Food
4-15-04
So I says to Martha I says "This plane is only logical"
And then what happened?
Well then I vomited all over her breasts and ate her young
Oh dear, what question??
JESUS CHRIST WHO ARE YOU!??!
OUR NAME BE METAMORPH

 

by Food
4-15-04
Why does my penis hurt so much? HAHAHAHA
What?
Life is a giant inside joke that YOU DONT GET!!
Oh so THATS why it sucks so much
At least I still got my life size Mojo Nixon doll
OBLIGATORY JESUS

 

by Food
4-15-04
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by Food
4-16-04
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Sweet! OH SHIT FREAKING DEAD TULIPS
ETERNAL FUCKING WISDOM!!
KHAAAN!!
You're the man now dog!!

 

by Food
9-04-04
Last night's atomo-gothic big band psychopop rave
My word Cecil!
What is it dear Handlebrook?
Maybe if you weren't so busy gargling on my cock all day you would know
Can't...stop...dancing
JESUS WAS A LABYRINTH
LIES! HE IS A MACHINE

 

by Food
9-04-04
Forseti's Left Hand Goggle manifested on this plane of existence twice simultaneously. Once as the causing agent of the Tunguska explosion and once again in the year 2051 as an outsourced moon laborer
I wish I were a famous writer, I find mining epson salts extremely unfulfilling
One day he found his (esoteric reference) spirit guide, who taught him to tap into the power of his pineal gland and attain Real Supreme Bliss®
Good evening Forseti's Left Hand Goggle! I am your id, and I am here to show you how to have a good time!
Will it help me write ballads and novels?
Soon afterward however, the moon was destroyed by an invasion of onomatopaeians from the Lesser Pleiades Associated Republic
YOUR TOKEN RESISTANCE IS MOST AMUSING, BUT WE REQUIRE CERTAIN SERVICES FROM YOUR WOMEN AND YOUNG
FREE TRAFICANT

 

by Food
9-04-04
Fine weather we're having
Yes, this is a most pleasant day to be reduced to ones constituent particles
Reincarnation is such a bore, why can't God just let us die?
He's too avant-garde
This is all too busy
Liberty is farce!

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