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by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Dum-de-dum...
...and then she called the police, but I hid out in the bushes!
Well, here we are!
Yaaaay! Tak's house!
In the basement...
Ooh! You brought another guest home, Eustace?
You're Tak, right?

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Come here, sweetie!
Self destruct...NOW!
Hey...where'd that cute robot go?
Eep!
Yuri! What happened to our mech?!
Something came up.....

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Yuri, you fool! We spent MINUTES building that!
You don't understand! She was a PENGUIN----with a WHIP!
You could have killed her. You had lasers for eyes!
Oh yeah...woops...
WOOPS?!! That's all you can say?! WOOPS?!
And...well...you're asking the next human for directions, in any case...

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Wahaha! This is much better than the mech!
Fantasy sequence...oooh!
I can picture it now...
Oh no. My house. The furry ones have prevailed-ed.
Oh yeah, heh heh...it'll go great! Scriiiii-kaboom! Ha ha ha!

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Boom! Ha ha! Boom!
Um....Igor?
Yes, Yuri...?
The rocket just spontaneously combusted.
This is what you get for buying arms from Russia...
NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
My beautiful rocket! Nooo! First the mech...now THIS!
Pssst....hey, squirrel...
Oh my God, it's the Microsoft Works paperclip!
Yeah, yeah, whatever, shut up. Let's get down to business, bub. I hear ya want to take a fella out.
Oh, thank you! You're a godsend!
Not quite...

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
Soooo...Mr. Paperclip...you're gonna go kill her now?
Sorry, Charlie, no freebies! You pay up front or I ain't doin it at all!
PAY?! I'm a fricking squirrel! From outer space, even!
No dough, no go.
I don't even have pockets! I'm not wearing clothes! Where do you expect me to carry my money--in my CHEEKS?!
I guess I shall take my buisness elsewhere then--ya loser!

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
No, no, no, no, no! Wait up! I--I think I have an idea...
Oh, do you...?
Yep! Ya see, my brother Igor over there...*whisper* *whisper*~!
Oooh! Daddy likes!
Later that day...
Yeehaw! You scratch my back, I scratch yours! Go get that pushpin, Yuri!
Grrr...I hate you, Igor...

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Take that, you pushpin bastard!
Muwahahahaha *sNert!* Hoo boy....that was great!
I feel used...
Ok, guys, I'm gonna go take out that dame now!
I've killed an innocent office untensil..."Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood clean from my hand?"

 

by FriedMilk
5-14-03
It's real funny how you don't feel any guilt about killing Tak, you big wimp.
Yeah, well...that's different...
How?
Well....you know...
Uh huh. Thought so. Hypocrite.
Whatever, man. Let's go get some roasted peanuts.

 

by FriedMilk
7-18-04
Hey, dude, did you hear? Pigwater's leaving! And he says he's a girl!
Whoa! What the hell!?
So...um, yeah.
Let's go get some pizza.

 

by FriedMilk
7-18-04
What made you decide to cut it, Esh?
I don't know. It's annoying to have when it's windy. And I look ugly with it.
What are you guys talking about?
Esh cut his hair.
But his hair is st----
Shut up, pervert!

 

by FriedMilk
7-18-04
Have you ever wondered how I lost 40 pounds in one week, just from having a few cysts?
All the flippin' time, Pika.
The stuff that leaked from the cysts on my back was sweet. In terms of smell and texture it was very close to Slim Fast diet shakes.
Fascinating!
I'm currently being milked for my pus by Jenny Craig.

 

by FriedMilk
7-18-04
People who do that are the voices of reason. And where would we be without reason?
Where we would be without reason? 1. We would learn to fly 2. We would have evolved into stonger beings 3. We would have learned and mastered magick
why do peopel spell magic "magick"?
Because that is how it's supposed to be spelt.
Find any old volume and it will spell it that way. Just as vampire should be spelt vampyre. Things have just been adapted for English speakers
Hmm... I'm not about to take a spelling lesson from someone who uses "spelt" in their sentences. Are you aware that "spelt" is not a word?

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