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by Fuckface
4-02-03
Hey Bill, I heard you were on some new diet plan?
That's right, Tim. I'm hoping to lose some of that winter flab. I heard YOU were dating Angela these days?
Yeah! She's SO nurturing and sweet.. I think I might marry her.
Hey, good job! Maybe after I lose some of this gut I can be your best man!
Fatass.
Homo.

 

by Fuckface
4-02-03
Hey there Joe, whatcha readin'?
Oh, it's a letter from your girlfriend. She said she's having a swell time in Aspen and she's leaving you for her ski instructor, Enrico.
Could you just jam this into my brain a little further?
I think it's about that time where I run far, far away...

 

by Fuckface
4-16-03
Marla, I'm leaving. I don't want to have sex with you.
Who said anything about sex?
I asked you to skullfuck me. There's a difference.
Someone call for a skullfucker?
Next door down, Bitchtits.

 

by Fuckface
4-16-03
i lost a staring contest with a rat.
<3<3<3
so do you wanna take a dump in my hair now?

 

by Fuckface
4-21-03
hi my name is stuart and i hate myself.
i don't know what else to say...
except this one time i masturbated with a shovel.

 

by Fuckface
5-02-03
God dammit.

 

by Fuckface
5-02-03
have you ever been fucked up the poopshoot by a large man named Larry?
nope. i don't think i'd want to be, either.
i suggest you run.

 

by Fuckface
5-04-03
you're a worthless son!
happy mother's day.

 

by Fuckface
5-09-03
i hate you and i hope you fucking die.
good because your 'tang is raunchy anyway.
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha

 

by Fuckface
5-14-03
CRUSH ALL HUMANS
CRUSH ALL HUMANS
but i love you, miss cleo
YOUR FUTURE SAYS YOU ARE A PUSSY, BABIES

 

by Fuckface
6-01-03
sometimes i feel i've got to UH UH run away!
ERASED!
that was totally pointless.
TOTALLY. let's go make out now.

 

by Fuckface
6-02-03
i cry alone at night because i have no real friends
BOO FUCKING HOO

 

by Fuckface
6-04-03
ADDICT.
HEY FUCK YOU MAN.
sit on my face now, ok <3
Wiojh34f9jcoi8!!!!

 

by Fuckface
6-18-03
DIE
DIE
i wish i was a robot...

 

by Fuckface
7-14-03
if you loved me, you would kill me.
if you loved me, you would kill me.
stop that.
stop that.
i fucking TOLD YOU i didn't wanna play the shadow game!

 

by Fuckface
7-14-03
DOOT DOOT DOOT
HEY YOU.
DUHH
YOU'RE A FUCKING COOZEBAG.
SUCK MY LEFT ONE.
YUMMY!!!11

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