All comics by G4ce

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
It was the best of times
Hmmmm..
It was the worst of times
HUH?
I have a message from god!
It was the best of times
Let's hear it!
Oh, uh. Oh, yeah! Why are you masturbating?

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
Crackpot
Check it, yo here's the deallio. I'd get dressed if I was you over there.
MPH!
Idiot
Ain't theys anyone here? Naked Lady! Get dressed! the goveys is watchin youse!
MPHHH!?!
ASSHOLE. We "goveys" get all the fun!
MOMMY! Iwasn't watching!
EXCUUUSE ME?!?!?!?!

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
5:00.01
So, uh you wanna?
Um
5:00.02
SCORRE!!!!!
Um ....... yes!!!
5:00.03 Totally.
UMPHUMPH Don't stop (crack)
Umphumph Oops. Is this going to effect efficiency?

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
Jacko in the mall
HO Ho Ho what do you want?
UHHHH
Jacko in a fit.
A gaycube what are you gay? Get the hell outta here!
A gamecube!
Jacko with his head in his ass. 2 Be continued.
UHHHH?
Did you call my girl gay? You piece of shit, you're goin' down!

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
UH-OH!
I don't wanna die!!!
You leave me with no choice you gay child molestin' pile of shit!
Oh please! Don't kill me! Like the movie says, Kill Bill!
OH, Well.
R.I.P
OHHH, My vagina! My spleen! My sexual transmitting device! I'm clear! I'm gay! I'm.................................
You Are Dead. (piece of shit.) Now I gotta make more babies!

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
UH-OH!
I don't wanna die!!!
You leave me with no choice you gay child molestin' pile of shit!
Oh please! Don't kill me! Like the movie says, Kill Bill!
OH, Well.
R.I.P
OHHH, My vagina! My spleen! My sexual transmitting device! I'm clear! I'm gay! I'm.................................
You Are Dead. (piece of shit.) Now I gotta make more babies!

 

by G4ce
1-04-04
UH-OH!
I don't wanna die!!!
You leave me with no choice you gay child molestin' pile of shit!
Oh please! Don't kill me! Like the movie says, Kill Bill!
OH, Well.
R.I.P
OHHH, My vagina! My spleen! My sexual transmitting device! I'm clear! I'm gay! I'm.................................
You Are Dead. (piece of shit.) Now I gotta make more babies!

 

by G4ce
1-05-04
Why in the blue hell did we do this?
Hey yo! I'm Osama Bin Laden. Vote for me in 2004!
Goddamn Terrorists.
I don't know. I think the new guy from marketing came up with it. More ratings my M rated ass.
What?!
I said but you're a terrorist! Or are you a communist? I'll Never know.
This is when TV hits rock bottom.
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SCREW A FRICKIN'......
We're goin' to commercials!

 

by G4ce
1-05-04
I hope you Amsih burn in hell.
Well,then
I really do
I'm telling Osamta
Osama, why are you talking to your wang? Are you OK?
I said I need 40927502387558495837 bombs! Wha? Oh.... Well hello Amish bastard! I'm not Osama! I'm Osamta!

 

by G4ce
1-06-04
MPHMPHMPH
MPHMPHMUPHUMPH
MOM?!?
Freddie?!?!
Oh well.
Oh well.

 

by G4ce
1-06-04
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
I had to sneeze.
Why'd you turn the light on?

 

by G4ce
1-06-04
Duhhh... Mr. Jackson, watcha doin'?
Masturbating. Try it.
Hey this is fun!!! (CRACK)
Yes it is! (CRACK) Ouch.

 

by G4ce
1-06-04
If I was invisible.......
OHHHHHH... Clay!
I would just....
OHHHHHH.... Mr. Aiken!!!!
IWATCH YOU IN YOUR ROOM!
YOU PERVERT!

 

by G4ce
1-16-04
THE SIMPLE LIFE
Well, uh
UM......
The Bitchy granny: Back in my day, cock fights were illegal!
Are you.....
WHAT?
That farmer fag: GIRLS?
Paris, are you wearing a condom, no good sex tape is complete without condoms
Hey, Nicole. Just because I said I was a tranny doesn't mean you can rub it in my face BITCH! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SLUTTY-ASS WHORE

 

by G4ce
2-21-04
This is what happens when you give birth to J Lo
I need an ass implant.
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
This is what happens when you give birth to Madonna
I have a sudden urge to have sex with a woman!
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
This is what happens when you give birth to Jessica Simpson
I wonder if this is fish or chicken. It says chicken of the sea!
I'm not even gonna ask.

 

by G4ce
2-21-04
Come down to Jonny Woo's!
Eat Chopsticks!
Everything off 99%
Eat egg roll!
Get free fooot massages!
Now, who in the bluest of blue hells would wan that?

 

by G4ce
2-21-04
HI!
Your'e under arrest.

 

by G4ce
2-21-04
HMMMMMMM.......
AAAAAHHHHH.....
Oh god no.
CHOOOOOOOOOO!
I thought as such

 

by G4ce
3-06-06
I hear something....
Help! Help! My husband is having an alien-led dissection!!!!
What's the matter? Your husband is having an erection good for you!
What the hell?!?! My husband is being cut open! Please help him!!!!!
Fine, I'll help him with his erection.... Hell, here's my video camera.
I give up...

 

by G4ce
3-16-06
Heh, you must be one of those assistant guys who wears a suit and says idiotic things for 18 cents an hour, huh?
Hey, kid. You wanna see a trick? Just pull down the bottom of my suit and hand my my nine.
See? You take to the defensive when you know that I speak the truth about your line of work.
Hey, kid. You wanna see a trick? Just pull down the bottom of my suit and hand my my nine.
Can you do anything else?
Ask your sister and she'll give you a straight answer.

 

by G4ce
3-16-06
For you sir, I make-a you da greatest dish in all of Little Italy!
It's okay, I guess.
Why is that?
You said this dish was the best in all of Little Italy. Just how big is Little Italy?
It's just-a this restaurant and the next-door laundromat.
It's okay, I guess.

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