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by GoldfishMinge
7-30-03
Dancing like its 1849! Wohoo!
Arghh! It's the deadly Disco Minge!
P.S. The Rocket Minge is a disco dance from the spirit world.
You really think I'd let you dance the Rocket Minge?
Sorry, Uncle Bob. I won't dance the Rocket Minge again.

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
At the Daily News Centre, deep in the South Pacific.
Hello and welcome to the Daily News. I am Goldfish, and this is Minge.
Yes, hello, and now we will have the X-Hippie feature, inwhich we exterminate hippies! Mwahahaha!
Wait, I thought the Government scrapped the feature after numerous complaints?
Yes, but they gave me permission to bring it back! Mwahahaha!
Boss, has Minge taken his Ritalin yet? Boss?
Mwahahaha! Die all hippies! Kill them all!

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
At the Daily News Centre, Peachy Joe the child-molesting cameraman gets to work.
Hello, and welcome to the daily news. I am Goldfish, and this is Minge.
In breaking news, a survey shows the number of hippies in this country is rapidly dim..
Peachy Joe, stop looking at that 10 year old girl! Focus on us! PEACHY JOE!!
But can't I take her to my house for a litt..
No, Peachy Joe! She does not want to be molested! Leave her alone! PEACHY JOE, GET BACK HERE!

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
Nothing is as it seems at the Daily news centre.
Oh Good God Minge, what happened?
Well, for breakfast me eat hippie and then for dinner went sushi bar and fell sleep
Hey, little girl, why don't you come back to my place for a game of catch the thimble in the dark?
No Peachy Joe me not asian girl me minge!
Yes, and what a pretty one you are too!
PEACHY JOE, STAY AWAY FROM MINGE! YOU HEARD ME, GET AWAY FROM HIS... oh, that can't be right!

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
Wait a minute, I smell hippie
Peace man, don't GE the clovers man
You hippie I eat you
Hey man, why don't you join Greenpeace it's a... hey why are you looking at me like that Oh GOD NO!
5 Minutes Later..
I'm full
Hey Minge have you seen Steven Speilberg he was supposed to be here five minutes ago Oh God you didn't eat him did you?

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-05-03
Goldfish skips work.
Hello Boss, sorry I can't come into work today as I have a bad flu.
Yes Boss, I know I'm supposed to be interviewing Tom Green and I know Minge will eat him but I can't come. Okay, bye.
Heh-heh, now to divert the funds to Minge's *presidential campaign*..

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-05-03
At the artificial park, deep in the Daily News Centre in the South Pacific...
Ah, what a lovely day in the park. What a great place to have the meeting, Boss!
Ah, Goldfish, wasn't Minge supposed to meet us here?
Oh, yes, Minge said he was doing some...ah...er...serious thinking.
Oh my God! Minge thinking! We have a breakthrough!
Meanwhile, in Minge's padded cell in the Daily News Centre...
.....must.....eat.....hippie.........etc.etc.....

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-05-03
At Goldfish's home..
AND IN BREAKING NEWS, DAILY NEWS HOST MINGE MAHER IS RUNNING FOR US PRESIDENT.
He he, my guise to get him off Daily News is working well.
IN A SPEECH TO AMERICA, HE SAID IT WOULD BE THE LAW TO HAVE A SUNDAY ROAST HIPPIE EACH WEEK.
Very soon Daily News will be mine! All mine! Mwahahaha!
Meanwhile...
Minge, how do you plan to bring the United States out of it's current state of war against Liechenstein?
We send hippies to get killed, then have feast on hippies

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-06-03
Minge and angst-not a good thing...
As you may have noticed, I have been speaking funny these days. This is because I have had absolutely no input into these strips. Damn Goldfish.
(whisper)What Minge doesn't know is that next panel, I will turn him into something competely ridiculous because I wrote this strip.
Now, I would like to say that my ideas are being manipulated into Goldfish's words, and they are.
5 minutes later...
See, whaddid I tell you? I write this strip! Mwahaha!
I hate you Goldfish.

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-10-03
Nothing ever happens here.
Apart from hippie eating, dam hippies go fuck a....
Why can't we get a games console?
yeah, then we could get hippie terminator 3
Hey, my chocolate bar disappeared!
Oh no! not again

 

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8-11-03

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-11-03
I get pissed with editor, so I go eat him. See soon.
Oh no, I really full.
Hey Minge, have you seen the editor or else our comic won't get published. Oh my god you ate him didn't you.
Minge, you've had your fun now, spit the editor out right now. IM WARNING YOU MINGE SPIT HIM OUT!!!

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-12-03
It's hot in here.
Yeah, hot.
Very hot.
Yeah, hot.
IT'S TOO BLOODY HOT!!ARGHHH!!!
Yeah, hot.

 

by GoldfishMinge
8-12-03
Another day at the Daily News..
Hello and welcome to the Daily News. I am Pumpkin and this is Minge. Today we have a special guest; Rainfall Jones, head of Greenpeace!!
Wait a minute, I smell hippie!
This cannot lead to good things...
Well, you see, at Greenpeace, we make sure all trees are safe from corporate..
That's it! I eat you! Dam hippie go fuck a....
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