All comics by Gottmann

 

Blinking Fun by Gottmann 11-01-01
Hey lad ! I'm the man who never blinks his eyes.	You wanna take me on a this game ? I assure you that you wont be able to beat me. I come from a long line of super evolved fish.	Do you know that when you close your eyes and stick your face on the computer screen you can see the picture of a naked babe ? Gotcha bitch ! Made you blink.

 

Reflexion #1 : Getting attention. by Gottmann 11-01-01
Oh man, I need attention. I wonder if I could change the world as we know it ? Jesus did it once, maybe I could do it...	Of course the world he knew was alot more corrupted and violent than it is now... And of course people were less intelligent and easier to manipulate...	Oh my God... All this philosophical thinking gives me a headache... Suicide is the only way to get attention ! Or maybe I should give my herpes to every hooker in town. And when the virus spreads and undergoes a serious investigation I'll be there yelling out loud to every one "I'M THE MAN"

 

Reflexion #2 : Sex by Gottmann 11-01-01
Late friday night at the Dungeon and Dragon Party between John and John And then as you enter the room you see The evil Horseman guarding the key of Kirandia ! OH MY GOD !!! I SLAY HIM ! I SLAY HIM I ! SLAY HIM !	Come on dude, even tho you got yourself a powered up leved 234 Rogue Hero you should at least throw the multi-faceted dice once. Aw Alright dude ! ******* roll ******* OH MY GOD I GOT A 100 !!! I SLAYED HIM I SLAYED HIM ! I SLAYED HIM !	Harsh conlcusion... Hmmm... Dude we're 24 when do you think we're gonna have sex ? Errrr....

 

Reflexion #3 : Sweet or Salty ? by Gottmann 11-01-01
A redundant question Hey Jen ! Do you know if jizz is either sweet or salty ? Well there are two schools of toughts regarding this subject.	Oh yeah ? And what do they say ? Well the first one tells that jizz is sweet. And the other one say that jizz is salty.	Hmmm... What's your point then Jen ?? Can I taste yours ?

 

Reflexion #4 : Stupid Movies. by Gottmann 11-01-01
And then... And then...	And then... And then...	And then... Gosh I sooooo like did not get that joke in "Dude where's my Car".

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