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by Hiptoday
10-06-01
Chris attempts to unleash the Red and Blue Rubots on an unsuspecting city...
RED RUBOT GO!!
RAAARRR!!
BLUE RUBOT GO!!
Where's Blue Rubot?
Ummm...RAAARRR!!

 

by Hiptoday
10-10-01
ktrkzzz--I made some lemonade. krtzzz-- Please enjoy some.
Umm.. sure Red Rubot.
Chris tries the lemonade...
D..did you put sand in this?
krtzzz-- uhhh... krtkzzz -- no.
I hate you, dude.

 

by Hiptoday
10-10-01
Today the parts of Chris and Adam will be played by Stick People.
Adam, why are you in a garbage can? You should get out of there.
Duuuhhhhh...
Better yet, I'll do something funny to you... I guess I'll need some matches.
Zuh?
That wasn't as funny as I thought it would be.... dah well!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

 

by Hiptoday
10-14-01
Red Rubot have you seen my sketchbook?
krtkzz-- that blue thing with your drawings in it?
Yeah, that thing! Have you seen it?
I gave it to that superhero who dirves the big truck. What was his name ..umm... oh yeah, Garbage-Man!
THAT WASN'T A SUPERHERO THAT WAS THE GARBAGE MAN!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
ktkrzz-- i'm an evil rubot what was i supposed to do?

 

by Hiptoday
10-15-01
ktrkzz -- NOW WE WILL DO THE RUBOT APOCALYPSE!!!
ktrkzz -- NOW WE WILL DO THE RUBOT APOCALYPSE!!!
All that was left after the Rubot Apocalypse was this dog on ball.
Bork?!

 

by Hiptoday
10-26-01
Red Rubot talks to Indy Rock Pete...
So you don't have ANY super-powers?
Uhh...
Well?
Does a pornography problem count as a super-power?

 

by Hiptoday
10-29-01
ktrkkzz-- i'm going to the City Aquarium to beat up some dolphins.. you want to come with?
You're going to what?! Tell me you're kidding!
...uhh...
Why would you want to beat up dolphins?!
krtkzz-- you know I don't trust things that are always smiling.. they have to be up to something!

 

by Hiptoday
10-31-01
Sorry, kids! No jokes or rubot mayhem today, we're just here to wish you all a Happy Halloween!
ktrkzz-- yes, happy halloween all you dumb, dirty, flesh-bag, hu-mans!
Chris stares at Red Rubot angrily...(pretend he is anyway)
krkzz-- WHAT?!
Chris continues to look angry...
ktrkzz-- look, you promised me candy, and i promised not to destroy anyone today, this is as nice as i get!

 

by Hiptoday
11-01-01
Today the part of Adam will be played by a stick man...
Chris left me a note saying we should try to be funny by having some witty banter, not just by breaking things.
ktrkkzz-- it's worth a shot.
Hmmm...
...umm...
krtkzz--this isn't working, i'm gonna go find a chair to hit you with.

 

by Hiptoday
11-03-01
Chris takes Red Rubot to the movies for the first time...
This is the preview for Attack of the Clones!
krtkzz-- THE CLONES ARE ATTACKING?! NOT ON MY WATCH!
Red Rubot proceeds to destroy the theater...
IT WAS JUST A MOVIE PREVIEW, IT WASN'T A THREAT!!
ktrkzz-- GASP! that's just what a clone would say!!

 

by Hiptoday
11-09-01
After seeing the preview for "Attack of the Clones" the Red Rubot is a little confused...
ktrkkzz-- COME BACK HERE CLONE, SO I MAY BRAIN THEE!
I keep tring to tell you , I'm NOT A CLONE!!
Oh really...? Then how do you explain this!?!
Explain what?
Red Rubot presents a mystery guest!
Hello.
whu-oh...

 

by Hiptoday
11-10-01
I recently realized that I forgot to give Adam a co-writing credit on one of the past strips so I just wanted to take this time to give him his props.
As usual, Adam is played by a stick man...
So, umm...
COMINAHYEAHHA! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! I think you better be givin' me the mad props, yo!
Oh yeah? Well, I think you better get out of here before I set you on fire again.

 

by Hiptoday
11-17-01
Today Chris is being played by a stick-man..
..sigh.. sweet Rachel Leigh Cook, will you ever be mine?..
Red Rubot sneaks in behind Chris...
Mwah-HA-HA.! Now is the perfect time to rock him with some Red Rubot style violence!
sigh.. sweet sweet Rachel Leigh Cook...
dagnabbit it's just not fun when he's already so bummed out...
sigh... sweet--sniff-- sweet Rachel Leigh Cook...

 

by Hiptoday
11-25-01
ktkrzz-- so what does it say?
It says the comic and site aren't pulling in enough money for us to keep doing them.
ktkrkkzz-- so it's back to strippin' and trickin'?

 

by Hiptoday
11-27-01
Strippin' and trickin'?! That ain't new! Who runs this site anyway?

 

by Hiptoday
11-30-01
Chris and Adam are stick people...
What are you Oscar the Grouch?
Was that a threat or a poem?
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Was that a threat or am I Oscar the Grouch?

 

by Hiptoday
12-06-01
Chris is still reading some letter and Adam is in a garbage can...
Stop readin' that thing forever... forever...
forever... forever... forever...
Guh-bah-duh-Uba?
forever...

 

by Hiptoday
12-06-01
You throw like a girl!
I am a girl.
Ha ha! Hey guys, she admitted it!

 

by Hiptoday
12-09-01
Chris is normal today, but Adam is still a stick person in a garbage can...
Did you hear about that new scooter invention thingie that guy came up with?
Yeah, I saw something on it last night on some website.
It seems pretty cool. I heard it keeps you level no matter what and it only needs like a nickel worth of energy a day.
I heard it knows whether you've been naughty or nice.
... I think you're thinking of Santa Claus.
And it can read minds and make you vanish and appear in a cornfield in the middle of nowhere if you don't think happy thoughts all the time.

 

by Hiptoday
12-12-01
Adam and Red Rubot talk...
So you're pretty strong right?
ktrkkzz-- well i AM an evil rubot... so yeah, i am very strong. in fact, i'm damn near unstoppable.
Strong enough to take a Mummy?
Well?
ktrkz-- uhh.. what kind of mummy?

 

by Hiptoday
1-07-02
ktrkkzz-- so where are we going?
We're going to get in line for Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones. People are already starting to line up, so we'd better hurry.
krtkzz -- but i thought that movie is still 4 months away.
Yeah, I know that's why we'd better get in line now.
krtkkzz -- SCREW THAT NOISE! I'll be beating someone up for their tickets come movie day!!
You know, sometimes you're not so bad to have around after all.

 

by Hiptoday
1-14-02
Adam and the Red Rubot chat...
So what's it like being a robot?
krtkkzz-- i'm not a robot, i'm a rubot.
Whatever.
krtkkzz-- it's pretty cool... i've got x-ray vision and titanium teeth.
So can you chew up nuts and bolts and spit them out like bullets?
krtkkzz-- what's the point of having titanium teeth if you aren't going to do that?

 

by Hiptoday
1-15-02
So why are you such a jerk all the time?
krktkzz-- because i'm hungry.
That's pretty stupid.
KRTKKZ-- THAT'S IT, I'M F****** YOU UP SOMETHIN' UGLY!!

 

by Hiptoday
1-16-02
Some kid named Eric sent us a letter with a question for you. Want to hear it?
krtkzz-- shoot.
"Dear Red Rubot, what's the other half of the battle?"
krtkkzz-- what does that mean?
He means from on G.I. Joe, when they would say "And knowing is half the battle." He wants to know what the other half is.
krtkzz-- shooting people with guns.

 

by Hiptoday
1-23-02
krtkkzz-- hello everyone, if i could be serious for a moment, i'd like to perform a scene from my one man play about the life of a subway track.
KRTKKZZ-- I AM A SUBWAY TRAIN TRACK!
KRTKKZZ-- DO NOT PUT YOUR BABY ON ME!
MAGNIFICENT!!

 

by Hiptoday
1-30-02
Hey, you got another letter... want to hear it?
krtkrzz-- sure.
Max from Houston, Texas wrote, "Dear Red Rubot, will you answer a bunch of questions for me?"
krtkzz-- yes, yes, no, not usually, maybe, and only on Thursdays.
Umm.. I didn't ask the questions yet.
krtkkzz-- ohh... in that case the answer is no.

 

by Hiptoday
2-09-02
krtkzz-- hello again. if i could i'd like to perform another short scene from my play about the life of a subway train track.
krtkzz- hooray!! there is a quarter on the ground near me..sigh.. but i cannot reach it.. for i am a subway track with no arms.
KRTKZZ-- OH MY GOD THE TRAIN IS COMING!! HEEELLLP!!
Magnificent!!

 

by Hiptoday
3-02-02
Ok, I'll admit I have no idea what's going on here.... I think someone put your computer on "mute".

 

by Hiptoday
3-14-02
Adam and Red Rubot once again...
So you're not scared of anything?
KRTKZZ -- RED RUBOT FEARS NOTHING!!
What about Mummies?
......
krtkzz-- umm.. afraid is a very strong word...

 

by Hiptoday
3-30-02
If it's an extreme or emergency situation, do you think it's okay to eat another human being?
krtkkzz -- I think you're all pretty lucky I'm not eating you right now.
I'm going over here now.
krtkkzz -- don't spill any steak sauce on you while you're there.

 

by Hiptoday
4-24-02
The Red Rubot tells Chris a joke...
... and then i said, "Mein Fuhrer"? i hardly know her! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You didn't make that up did you?
krtkkzz-- no.. sniff sniff.. i'm sorry.
I didn't think so.
krtkkzz -- sniff.. it's hard being funny.
Don't I know it.

 

by Hiptoday
6-19-02
Hey, where'd that mailbox come from?
krtkkzz-- what mailbox?
The one right over there...
I don't want to know do I?
krtkzz-- i stole it because it had secrets about me.

 

by Hiptoday
8-16-02
This is stupid!
What?
This is stupid!
What?
This is stupid!
I agree.

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