All comics by Hiryuu

 

by Hiryuu
11-04-01
Suicide seemed like the last option.
...
He thought the religious fanatics were wrong.
Isn't this taking headache relief to the extreme?
Only too late did he realise the truth...
Damnit.. if he wasn't dead, I'd kill him.
Doo wop wop a doo.... sha doo da...

 

by Hiryuu
11-04-01
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Screw this binary crap. Want pizza?
Sure.

 

by Hiryuu
11-04-01
Jim tries his hand at karaoke...
When I'm calling youuuu....
When weeeee go overrrr....
Make it stop...
.. with fatal results.
Whoooo! Hot stuff!
Thank God... it's over.

 

by Hiryuu
11-05-01
Hmm...
...?
Hey, I get it! You're a total imbecile!
I like drooling.

 

by Hiryuu
2-18-03
CARPET
THAT EATS POOP THAT GETS SHAT INTO IT
YOU COULD CALL IT
CRAPPET

 

by Hiryuu
2-19-03
AYARR.
AVAST! WE GOTS A HIRYUU OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
YARRRR
ARRRR MATEY
oh no, not more pirate jokes
OPEN FIRE ON THE STORMY ROGER what the hell I don't even know where this is going.

 

by Hiryuu
2-20-03
Sure is quiet in here. Yeeeep.
NOISENOUSENOISENOISENOISENOISENSE
OMG THANK YOU
THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT.
AERIAL RAVE
AR is Arkansas.

 

by Hiryuu
2-20-03
LOUIE ANDERSON STIRRING COFFEE WITH HIS PENIS
My Aunty Grandma.
AND THUSLY
Thusly, spacemen landed in Starbucks and planted their flagseed in the recycler.
And made it so that every woman who drank Starbucks became pregnant with a little alien child, repopulating theearth in a matter of days.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

 

by Hiryuu
2-22-03
Parsnip
EXPLOSIVE DOGS TALK TO
YOU
Chestnut
THEIR INNARDS HAVE A TERRIBLE
SMELL
Monkey
BUT YOU SEE THE DOG WAS
BAD

 

by Hiryuu
2-23-03
TROGDOR!
BURNINATION!
CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
ARROWED!
Goddamn furry pedophiles.

 

by Hiryuu
2-24-03
TIME'S UP. TIME FOR ARMAGEDDON.
I CALL FAMINE!
I CALL WAR. WHO CALLS SALT AND TAXIDERMY?
THOSE ARE NOT HORSEMEN, THOSE ARE HOW TO MAKE BEEF JERKY.
HUSH YOU. YOU CANNOT HAVE ARMAGEDDON WITHOUT JERKY.
YOU COULD, BUT WOULD IT BE RIGHT?

 

by Hiryuu
2-26-03
I HAD VISION ONCE. AND THEN YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.
LIKE A BRIGHT FLASH OF ASS-MUTANT CLARITY.
STFU GO DRNK TEE UND CRMUPETS!!!!
NO I WILL GO BOIL SOME CABBAGE TALLY-HO
THAT WAS MIGHTY FINE BOILED SAUSAGE YUM
WTF POLACK

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