You know something, Mica? We're still the exact same as I was when I was in my 20s.
That's a good thing, though, right?
No! It's a horrible thing. I still sit around and play video games all day. I still have a shitty ass job. I still bitch and moan all the time about not doing anything with my life.
And you have a gut now, and a slight receeding hairline.
Exactly! And what do I have to show for it, huh?
Well, on the upside, we don't live with our parents anymore and my girlfriend makes better sandwiches than your mom used to.
No, dude, no! We're are in the twilight of our young lives. We have, what, two or three more years to get our shit straight.
Or what?
Or else we'll be doomed to be like this for the rest of our fucking lives. Do you want to be 50 and still moving furniture for a living? Smoking dope and playing video games?
