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A by I 5-27-04
Apparently verbosity makes for a really good comic. Really?	Yes.

 

C by I 5-27-04
So America is going through with the draft. But I thought Bush was giving Iraq back.	Oh, he is. Then why are we having a draft?	We need more troops to invade Iraq again when one of Bush's daughters is "elected".

 

I by I 5-27-04
Did you hear Coke is making a new novelty bottle to honour the Americans fighting in Iraq? What kind of bottle?	It's shaped like a soldier, with the cap as his head. So when you're thirsty, you take off his head. Sounds interesting.	They've dedicated it to a failed experiment.. er.. I mean, American hero. It's called "The Nick Berg".

 

R by I 5-27-04
President Clinton's memoirs hit stores today. Should be a good read.	Apparently he hasn't left anything out. So the part where he screwed that intern is in there?	Yeah. Speaking of screw, the last chapter is about how he was screwed out of office, which eventually screwed the whole world. This won't be the first time I've heard Bill Clinton's opinion on Bush.

 

E by I 5-27-04
Today the Bush administration released the reasons for invading Afghanistan. I thought it was to fight terrorism?	No, he just didn't like that so many men there had seven husbands. I don't get what Bush has against gay marraige.	He's just scared of commitment.

 

M by I 5-27-04
Well, this is another victory to Bush? What is?	He said anyone who thinks that gay people deserve the same rights as straight people aren't American. Oh. Is that why all the gay Americans are being killed by rednecks?	Yup. Gay is the new black.

 

A by I 5-27-04
Big news today. What?	The Bloods and Crips have declared a truce. What happens now?	Since they stopped the killing, they've been kicked out of the country for being un-American.

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