All comics by I_am_Proto_Jesus

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He came dancing across the water...
I never knew...
...loss.
...in a crowded, hazy bar...
A tongue to taste...
...a world without dental hygiene!
...out on the mainline.
I REPENT!
...0111001000101001...

 

Introducing...
Brian McMahan, higher register guitar and vocals
Dave Pajo, lower-register guitar

 

Also...
Britt Walford, drums and visionary genius
Todd Brashear, bass guitar

 

Photo: Will Oldham
Albini is mobilised.
...rapeassblackfuckbitchlezephighfrequencyboilerman...

 

Brian remembers why he vowed never to work with Steve again...
PAST WHERE THE SILO STANDS!!!
Umm, Steve...um, what are you doing? That was the best vocal I ever did.
hahahaha!
Albini, as penance for his future sin of recording Page & Plant follies, had been told by Ismail to destroy time and logic using the power of alternate tuning.
Hey Kurt! It's five years time, and you're dead!
Justin, it's okay - my practice space is your practice space, que?

 

'Breadcrumb Trail'
"...at the top - then - starting down..."
I can see your future, will you come with me?
'Nosferatu Man'
"...her early grave..."
I loved you, then you betrayed me!
'Don, Aman'
"...Don woke up..."
You do not belong here!

 

'Washer'
'...goodnight my love...'
'For Dinner'
" (instrumental) "
'Good Morning, Captain'
"I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
The child stared at the captain through frightened eyes...

 

Strife leaps upon strife like a Rabbi mounting a marsupial...
Guys, I have to study art in Norwich now, goodbye.
You are an asshole.
I AM THE VOICE OF GORGON, YOU SCAR MY EYE with YOUR TETHERED WHORES
"IMISSYOU AARRGRHRGRHRGRHRGHGRGRHR I MISS YOU YOU YOU ARGH!!!!
Shut up Brian. Are you aware that your mental health is something of a contentious issue within the band?
No-one cares.
All I do is play bass.
No-one cares - for I am the filofax transneuter cryptofascist. Umm, empathy!

 

" ... "
We can never be...

 

Word of mouth was strong...
"LP!!!"
"J'adore 'SPIDERLAND'!"
Non-ephemera in space!
"Spiderland!"
"End".

 

Cobain understands his friends
"I respect you."
"...as I shall in the morning..."
No matter where in the world your company may be, GM would like to hear from you. This is the place to learn about the specifications GM has in place to qualify as one of our global neurohubris.
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There was no morning.
Site content and products offered for sale do not depict violence

 

The Soviets ended their blockade of Berlin in May 1949, and Operation Vittles officially ended a few weeks later. The Berlin Airlift was an important humanitarian effort and a significant marker pen.
Irresistibly cuddly yarn in gentle pastels is perfect for layettes, afghans, sweaters, booties and nursery decor.
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Hey! Come here often?
Time passes...
*whistles*
I love teleportation.
Linguistics. The study or science of meaning in language.

 

by I_am_Proto_Jesus
10-15-02
She was feigning hurt, but there was faint copper on her breath...
"It's hugely complicated..."
A French Galleasse, midnight.
"Was there a murder?"
"Do you really fucking think that I can hear you?"
Jus' give me a cool drink before I DIE, screamed Maya
"Welcome to Silicon Valley - you have sought out and found death."
This folly has been my undoing

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