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by Ianciath
2-28-01
When I play with things....
HOLY SHIT!!! I never knew that one block of C4 could do THAT!
Dammit man... I TOLD you that you used too much Potassium Cholorite....
Officer.....it was all his idea....He was the one who put in the potassium..not me!
Don't pin this on me dood, your the one who gave the ACB to me the first place!
The End
Oh great... just because we blew up the damn school... we get lethal injection... damn.. i was hoping to be killed by the S.W.A.T. team.... oh well
I never got laid....

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
The Humanity.......
No Bill No!!!! Don't!! Oh GOD!! THE HUMANITY THE HUMANITY!!!
Umm... Ian... what are you screaming about?
Bill..he..god...he got kinky..with..a...Cigar!!*cringes*
Woah dood... too much information....*turns and vomits*
Hey TC, is Ian going to be okay?
I dunno Xev.. he's going through therapy at the moment.....he may nevedr be the same again....

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
The Game conqures all.
Ian....you okay man? You look like you been playing too much System Shock 2.... I think you might need to unplug for a bit....
Hey! Just because I haven't slept for 2 weeks doesn't mean I've been playing System Shock 2 too much... I just have to get past the Coolant tubes... then...I can take a break....
Dammit Ian... I'd hate to have to do this... but I'm taking away your computer...
No! You have no right to do so!!! Come on man... just one more level..that's all...
Meanwhile, back at TC's Apt...
Heh heh.. Now I can calm my craving...it's been sooo long baby... now I'm back...

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
A friendly game of Q3A....untill...
Ianciath has taken the lead
Dammit!! Where did he get me from??
He fragged you from the Railgun Perch you stupid ass.
What the hell?! You can't talk to me... you can't understadn what i'm saying!! That's impossible!
Is it really TC? How can it be so hard to believe that a mechanical object cannot interpret what you say and do... hey! What are you doing near the power plug!! Hey don't pull that!!*bloop*
Phew....but...how did it talk....*looks behind computer and finds nothing*.... Dammit.. I should have taken the Blue pill...

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
so... how are things with Sara?
Who? Oh.. Sara... well...umm...not sure... she hasn't talked to me in awhile... I think she's still mad at me for ditchiing her to play SS2....
Well...don't look now.. but she's behind you....
Oh shit......
Hi.. I uh..ment to cally ou...but...I was....umm....
Oh save it you ass.... I know you were playing SS2 with Ian... I tihnk you just don't care about me.... so....I'm leaving you...wait... we were never together....well...fuck you anyways.....

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
Arr Matey...Arrr.....
Umm...man... you arn't a Pirate...give it up...I be the Pirate!!!
Arr, prepare to walk the plank you bloody land-lubber
Arr matey, don't make me smack you...
2 hours later
So you beat his ass with the StarCraft box?
Like there was no tomorrow.....

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
The confrontation
Umm....where did you come from?
I'm the little bitch from hell! I'mgoing to go psycho on your ass!
The Fight
See...I smacked you so hard I messed you up comppletely..
Bah!! Look what you did!! Hey... what are you doing with that lighter?? Noo!!!*screams*
The End
Ha Ha! Look at you now bitch!! Burning like the lil flame you claimed to be.
*Screams of pain and stuff*

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
Man.. don't you just love it out here in the country? The Fresh air, soft grass...this is the life....
No... this is not life... this is a parody of life....
Life consists of Day after day of mind-numbing boring expierences at work or school. They subject us to these things to lower our values and make us believe in a "perfect" society.
Umm...dude.... lay off the psychology books.....it's beginningn to hurt my head......
I'm just stating the obvious facts my friend....if oyu don't like it.. blow me

 

by Ianciath
2-28-01
Man... just chill....okay?
That's easy for you to say, you are just a big dumb computer loving hippy... go to hell...
Okay...that's it... you're going down you punk!*proceeds to grab a nearby branch and beat Xev to hell with it*
Soon after his beating, Xev appears in Hell
Dammit Xev... how many times do I have to tell you? You aren't wanted!
It's not my fault the man who killed me was a psychotic computer loving hippy. Blame him... not me....

 

by Ianciath
3-01-01
A harmless trip to Ebay...
Hmm.... lesse....*www.ebay.com* Hmm...someone is selling their soul? I guess I'll go along...*clicks the bid button*
You have just purchased Cap'n Spooges soul. Thank you, come again.
Woah! Someone bid on my soul! Cool!
Some people don't always get what they want.
Ianciath has just won the biding.
Noo!!! It was mine!! Miiiiinnnnnnnneeee!!!!

 

by Ianciath
3-04-01
One sign you've been playing too much SS2
Hey man, are you okay?
Hmm...strafte left, fire, jump across platform,fire,duck+jump,fire...
Hey, are you listening to me?
No...tried that...strafte right,fire rocket,jump to platform,fire grenade,shoot computer screen..SHODAN dies!
Dammit... I'm confenscating your computer and taking you to rehab..
Huh? Did you say something?

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