Best of Friends by IllogicalToaster12-08-01 Hi. I am a bug. Hello! I am hammering a nail into my skull with little purpose! We are alike in so many ways! Truly! BEST OF FRIENDS
Only for a Shot Time by IllogicalToaster12-08-01 Friend, perhaps you should stop hammering the nail into your skull! But it is enjoyable! Only for a short time!
We Should Remove the Nail by IllogicalToaster12-08-01 Believe me friend! I will desist! We should remove the nail. It is done!
It is a Wonderful Souffle by IllogicalToaster12-09-01 It is a wonderful souffle, did you make it yourself! Yes? I believed so. It was delicious.
The Announcement by IllogicalToaster12-09-01 It is time at last for the announcement. What! I no longer have the memory?
I Can't Read Anymore by IllogicalToaster8-21-03 PHILISOPHICAL DEBATE Do you know the meaning of existance, friend. No! What are you examining! It is fan mail! What does it say. I can't read anymore?
We Are In Germany by IllogicalToaster8-21-03 Let's go. I have invented a machine that travels through alternate dimensions. Hello! Leck mir am Arsch... And they were never heard from again, until somebody heard of them again. Your machine is fail. We are in Germany. Y'know, this bad English/misuse of punctuation can only go on for so long?