All comics by InnerSinner

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by InnerSinner
4-17-04
If Liberals had their way.
Hmm.
Hey baby. How much for the night.
I told you... I'm not gay.
Yum. S&M. Yumm.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Arg... I want me a piece of that booty.
I'm sorry my child, but you're a wee bit too old for me.
*gasp*
I'll force you to walk the plank! And I'm talking about my plank!

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Why did the American people vote Bush into office?
Not because of his years of partying. That's for sure.
IT'S 4:20!
PARTAY!
Maybe it's because he reminded us of Beavis and Butthead.
Fire.... firre.... fire.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Spain
¡Ah usted es un hombre muy malo! (Oh you are a very bad man!)
Antartica
You are a very bad man.
America
Hello America, we have with us a very bad man. For those of you who don't know who this is...

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Losers' Life #1
You know it's my birthday today?
Yea.
So what'd ya get me?!
HANDS AND KNEES NOW!
Not what I expected at all.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Losers' Life #2
So how'd you like the gift?
Shit.
CCKKIRRRAAW!

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Allison Folds Her Laundry.
This laundry will never end.
I wonder if Jay will help me.
Sure I'll help out... even though we live some hundred miles apart.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Alli's Computer
I'm bored... where's Jay?
Arg. Stupid Beth Ann broke it.
Fixed it.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
Joe & The Squirrel
Hi Mister Squirrel.
I like nuts.
Ouch.

 

by InnerSinner
4-17-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
?
Take out Madonna.

 

by InnerSinner
4-18-04
You look gorgeous tonight madam.
Stay the hell away from my mother, you pervert.
What's with him?
He hasn't had a girlfriend in only god knows how long.
Hmm... he should visit Hooters more often.

 

by InnerSinner
4-18-04
Collectively, the human species is filled with losers.
Look how our society has declined with all the 'thugs' and 'pimps'.
Gimmy the money bitch.

 

by InnerSinner
4-18-04
Beth Ann, I hate you. You have no respect for Gladys.
You're the one that burned Gladys.
It's time to hire a hitman.

 

by InnerSinner
4-18-04
You're so vain.
...
I'll bet you think I'm talking about you.
...
You mean you're not?

 

by InnerSinner
4-18-04
Emo caused the Great Flood.
I'm hate my self *cries*.
Damn emo kid.
Emo made Jesus want to jump onto the cross.
I told them to put me up there *cries*.
Shut the fuck up kid.
Emo caused the dinosaurs to become extinct.
I so wanted to be a T-Rex... that is so Emo *cries*.
That kid'sa downer... maybe I should kill myself.

 

by InnerSinner
4-19-04
After reading a melonpolly comic, Susie changed her mind.
*sobs* I was wrong about having a good time. Life is supposed to suck and we are all supposed to whine and cry about it like an Emo song.
Like an Emo song?
Yes, life sucks ass all the time. Nobody lives so why bother. Instead lets whine about it, but do nothing about it!
But... isn't that already what's happening?
The hippie realizes that pouting does nothing.
Yea... but let's diss music that wants you to have fun.
Don't you hate it when people have to say they were being sarcastic in their comic? It makes them look dumb, huh?

 

by InnerSinner
4-23-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Bill, now that bitch Hilary will find your piss all over my clothes.

 

by InnerSinner
4-23-04
Ms. Bobbit, I am so not afraid of you.
You deserved it Martha.
That outfit doesn't prove that you served!

 

by InnerSinner
4-23-04
Even God needs a little ego boast sometimes.
I am the most powerful man.
Until he remembers...
Shit... I forgot about him.
Damn those Japanese.
Ya we azian peeps rawk.
Go go azian ranger!

 

by InnerSinner
4-24-04
We all now know that priests molest little boys.
So do nuns molest little girls?
An in depth interview with me, Tom Brokaw, next.

 

by InnerSinner
4-24-04
And in recent news today, Michael Jackson was acquited on all accounts.
Thanks largely in part to Johnny Cochran's "If the white, sparkling glove does not fit; YOU MUST ACQUIT!" legal defense.
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by InnerSinner
4-30-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. hAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOVOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
Shit!
Kobe Bryant, if that's you in there... you going to jail.

 

by InnerSinner
5-02-04
Dude, wanna know what happened last night?
Sure.
I was ultrahorny, so I decided to call a hooker.
When I opened the door to the motel room, in walked your mom! Ha!

 

by InnerSinner
5-08-04
Dude, what is the meaning of life?
Don't you know how many times I'm fucking asked that a day?!
Well...
SHUT UP YOU BLATHERING CUNT.

 

by InnerSinner
5-08-04
Boinky, I want ivytheplant.
And...?
Everytime I tell her she comes up with the same excuse.
What she went to shine her boobs?

 

by InnerSinner
5-08-04
Boinky, why do people always want to eat me and not you?
Well, you taste succulent and juicy.
I taste like week old spam.

 

by InnerSinner
5-08-04
So boinky, why are you a monk?
Well, the pussy well was running a little dry.
That's what I figured.
Shut up you vagina and do the boinky bump with me.

 

by InnerSinner
6-04-04
Me a chiney girl.
And how old are you, my child?
Want a puff?

 

by InnerSinner
6-04-04
I'll pick you up later... and then throw you onto the bed!
I run a website called stripcreator, and I would now like you to create me a strip.
I like petting pussies.

 

by InnerSinner
6-17-04
So Ivy, after your recent battle against the nationstates.com moderators; the public would like to know the truth. Why was the nation banned?
I told you. They didn't like the word whore in the title.
Lies! Stay tuned until after this commercial when we finally get the real reason out of Ivy.

 

by InnerSinner
6-17-04
If you are like boinky, and you just can't get it up...
Then just try Erectall, the new FDA approved drug to help men with ED.
Fuckers told me I would get a whore for working on this commercial.
Sucky sucky, quata?
Oooo cheap.

 

by InnerSinner
6-17-04
And we're back. So Ivy.. the truth.
Okay okay. The truth is that I was dating one of the moderators, and I wouldn't blow him.
*Stunned*
~This is a joke... this is only a joke... ivytheplant is not a whore.~
That's a first.

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