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I am Darren. Hear me roar. Roar.

 

Mourning of The Jorge by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-29-03
The epic battle of good versus evil, light versus dark, and fire versus snow....man oh fuck no! moo	The little blue blob and the dead guy dont have any form of conversation at all what am i? this hurts	Bob the invisible parrot friend® of The Jorge® that only The Jorge® can see talking to some random bum. this place sucks. by the way. im bob, where is The Jorge®? he isnt here because this site is mean and wont let The Jorge be inserted into one of these comics. blame canada! i hate texas! boo continental airlines!

 

When chickens are no longer the question.... by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-29-03
A rhetorical question gone horribly wrong..... why did the psyco cross the road? uh.....i dunno	who knows anymore? i dont, just read and you might get it. i hope. i bet they cant see me. to kill the chicken and rape its young!!! uh....im scared	damnit! they saw me! time to run! *puff, puff* *pant, pant* *wheeze* *cough* ::collapses:: *thud* there is a yellow box floating aove my head, why is it there? what happened to my original body?

 

Dude, That's just wrong by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-30-03
I like your mom		ew

 

Wow.....I didn't think it could get any more pathetic by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-30-03
eh hem...	knock, knock.....	i dont like this comic ah, fuckers

 

Senseless in Seattle by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-30-03
oh the horror! can i help you?	murderer! what are you talking about?	bitch this strip made no sense

 

God bless you? by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-30-03
i am your god! uh....hi	AHHHH CHOOOO!!!	uh.......what do i say now?

 

Eat this Verizon! by Insano_Monkey_Klown 4-30-03
can you hear me now?		boy am i lonely

 

Stupid Whore by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
wanna lick me?	im a girl	i fucked your dog

 

Writer's Block by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
		writer's block

 

My ABC's by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
a b	c d	e uh......line?

 

I ran out of ideas for this one. by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
your world has been destroyed. its time for you to go		uh......isnt something supposed to happen now?

 

Idiotic Zombies by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
come my minions	but nothing has turned me on yet	*sigh* why do i always summon the stupid ones? poop

 

Can you say bored? by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
TIME TO DIE!!! AH CRAP!	TIME TO DIE!!! AH CRAP!	have i been here before? marf?

 

Reaper the summoner by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
lets try this summoning thing one more time	i like! maybe this one will obey me for once ughhh	roll over ughhh?

 

Revenge is sweet by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how is goes: 1, 2, 3, 4, I know a song that gets on....	everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how is goes: 1, 2, 3, 4, I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves....	*FOOM* I hate kids.

 

Die, Lucy, Die! by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
Where am I? Welcome to hell, kid.	My name is San Chimicheechafrogalongatallywackeroooeeeoooahhahhtingtangwallawallabingbang, but you can call me Lucy. I hate kids.	Here we go again. I'm gunna go take a sponge bath.

 

WTF? by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
Where am I now?! I'm gunna rape you.	No, I'm gunna rape you! ???	I'm really a man! Holy shit!

 

What smells? by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-01-03
Boo		I just shit myself

 

Poor unloved paper clip #1 by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-02-03
Guess whose back, back, back, back again. Da Reaper's back, back, back again. Guess whose back, guess whose back, guess whose back... I love you	Uh.....I don't know you....Minions, attack! ?	I love you! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Knock, knock..... by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-05-03
Knock, knock... Whose there?	An interrupting cow... An interrupting cow wh..	The moral of the story. When you see an interrupting cow. Just run...run far, far away. MOO! I hate knock, knock jokes.

 

Best joke ever! by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-05-03
So there are these two male hippos sitting in a bathtub.	The first one says the second, "Pass the soap."	The second one replies, "No soap! Radio!"

 

Ewww...... by Insano_Monkey_Klown 5-06-03
Welcome to heaven. Please enjoy your stay. Whoa? I'm in heaven? Better make the best of this.	What?! What the heck are you doing!?	Where do you think acid rain comes from? There is no urinating on the Earth from heaven! Ahhhh.....

 

Poor Unloved Paperclip #2 by Insano_Monkey_Klown 7-18-03
Morning to yee. Why are you here?	No one loves me....	Don't even think about it. That is my priest's property only.

 

Poor Unloved Paperclip #3 by Insano_Monkey_Klown 7-18-03
Will you love me? Uh......	I dunno...	Suck me!

 

Reaper's at it again. by Insano_Monkey_Klown 7-18-03
I need worthy minions already! *FOOM*		Huh...too much fire?

 

Hey Mikey, he likes it! by Insano_Monkey_Klown 7-18-03
Let's try this again.		The most annoying weapon of them all! *POP-UP*POP-UP*POP-UP*POP-UP*POP-UP*POP-UP*POP-UP

 

A World Without Porn by Insano_Monkey_Klown 7-20-03

 

For once, I thought I needed a comic that wasn't as retarded by Insano_Monkey_Klown 2-28-05
What is my manager doing here? He never talks directly to anyone unless they are being demoted or something bad. Hey Jon, I just wanted to tell you directly that you are being demoted or something bad...	...everyone was tired of your ugly face so I am sending you to the basement to live as a pariah in the economic world.	Go to your happy place, Jon! Yay, it's Captain Amazing!! Just doing my job, kiddo.

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