All comics by Isamu

 

by Isamu
9-03-07
And so you have 9 days to complete your project
Ok Cool.
Ok so all I have to do is get home and It'll be a p- wait.
. . .
OH MY GOD MY TEACHERS A WIZARD!

 

by Isamu
9-03-07
Ok, Time for school yet again...and time to show off the only clothes left in my closet...God, Im going to end up getting bashed for this...
Ok, Just get in there, I mean hell, Stromlo is known for its care and support...as well as its fine student behavior
What?
...Im thinking of paying students to hit you...with a brick...in the face.

 

by Isamu
9-04-07
HEY! HEY! Jenny guess what I did today!
Ugh...Jenny? anyway as I was..you know what. I think this is a bad time. I'll come back later.
I FOUND A NAIL!

 

by Isamu
9-04-07
Its hard to break news sometimes...
So how you been doing Gary?
I ate a puppy today...
Thats Great Gary, just great
I didn't use any weapon, just bite down hard and rip rip rip...
Yeah so...not sure how to say this but ugh...your fired.....
...Its my beard isn't it...?

 

by Isamu
9-04-07
OH MY GAWD!
RAWR!
...
...
I didn't even pee myself!
I feel somewhat unsatisfied.

 

by Isamu
9-04-07
Were all goin' on a
Summer Holiday
Fun and laughter for a-
You suck at singing Sven.

 

by Isamu
9-04-07
Broke Back Mountain...
I say Jeffrey, as cowboys stuck on a mountain, what better time than to explore...
Our Sexual desires!
Take me now you hunk of man meat.
ok, is it just me, or did we just watch an hour and a half of gay costume porn?
I liked the part where he mounted him...mounted him hard.

 

by Isamu
9-05-07
Hamlet does some Work on the School Bathroom
Ok...almost got it....
Oh Hamlet, You crazy dog, you!

 

Stromlo: Even the year 6's are grandparents!
by Isamu, 9-05-07

 

by Isamu
9-06-07
Not to sound blunt, but what in the hell are you wearing?
I'm glad you asked my dear Carl...
You see i've decided to go against the waves of conformists, be myself, be confident with who I am and show all the students that I'm not afraid to be me!
...So the real you is a clown?
It was the only personality I could find last minute.

 

by Isamu
9-06-07
Last Year...there was Carrot Man. Which unfortunetly we didn't have a picture of...so this Disturbed chicken will replace that
Wark?
This Year...lives the one and only...the new generation...BACON MAN!
I'll cut ya!
Please! I have a family!
Yeah Maybe we didn't think this through...
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Oh God!

 

by Isamu
9-06-07
Like, we made this dance today as a form of expression for womans rights and that stuff
I really don't understand how a bunch or year 6's shaking their arses on stage really affects the way we think about women and their rights.
Squeek
Unless of course this is an abstract way of the school informing us which girls will be popular.
Here, here old bean!

 

by Isamu
9-16-07
Oh little bird, it seems you are my only friend these days...
Well I guess its time to befriend the hamster...

 

by Isamu
9-16-07
None-Conformity for life!
Im sorry but your not deep and meaningful enough
Say Guy, you look pretty hip and/or groovey, mind If I join you?
One Costume change later...
How about now? Ninjas are pretty damn mysterious!...dude?...dude? Hey is this because I can't write poetry!? I can totally do it! Oh these bleeding wouunds I found a nickel one time!...Im so alone.

 

by Isamu
9-16-07
And so by not eating anything that casts a shadow, we can remain guilt free from all food.
. . .
I'll take that as a "No, I will not go to Mcdonalds with you" then?

 

by Isamu
9-16-07
Oh god there coming!
No...We have to run!
Quickly! to the back door!
Dude...wait
oh my GOD.
Your a freakin' talking Penguin

 

by Isamu
11-15-07
Hamlet...Hamlet...Put down the hammer, you did enough work today..
Thats right Hamlet, your doing fine...now lets get you back-
...To late...

 

by Isamu
11-15-07
Hi, Im Tina
and I'm Tamika
and we get the chance to go to AUSTRALIA!..we hear it is a great country full of good nature and friendly faces!
that we have!
Oh you Ca-razey twins
Well...This pretty much sucks
I HATE MY LIFE!

 

by Isamu
11-15-07
John has a bad memory.
I can't believe she's gone...She was so full of life, always smiling at me...
Then again I DID bash her head in with a crowbar...
but still...

 

by Isamu
11-15-07
Oh my god...there she is...the most beautiful girl i've ever seen.
Hey Gryff, you...you ok?
Quick say something witty...what if she doesn't find me funny though...what if she laughs in my face, then tells the entire school how much of a loser I am!
Gr...Gryff are you ok?
YOU FUCKING BITCH

 

by Isamu
11-18-07
Well hello there little boy, I have puppies in my van, if you''d like to come look...
If by puppies, you mean sodomy, then I'm in!
Fuck man your creepy.
Yeah I get it alot...

 

by Isamu
12-02-07
See that power point over there, don't look don't look...yeah we got down to some sweet technological lovin' if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah she made my floppy Disk a hard drive if you get what I mean, but dude you gotta get with her man, sure the burns hurt for a while, but its worth it bro!
Yeah Fuck it, I'm out of the comic. No more sodomy or technofiles, no. fuck you all. I'm going to penny arcade.

 

by Isamu
12-02-07
Where am I...huh huh you scared..
D-dude i can see you..
Where is Dracula, Oh ho ho I hear you say, I sense the fear in your eyes
I-I'm over here.
BOO! I totally scared yo ass!
...Yeah go home.

 

by Isamu
12-02-07
Shortly following Tim's bar-hop party...
HAPPY NEW YEAR GRYFF!!
Um... Tim... It's August...
YAY!!!
Tim... Are you okay? Your head feeling alright and everything?
Where's my cake?! :D
...

 

Hello little girl..... Wanna touch my butt
by Isamu, 12-02-07

 

by Isamu
12-02-07
i wonder what would happen if we had a baby?
we would get a car theif who can't drive

 

by Isamu
12-02-07
Hey Tim
Hey... Are we inside a Windows computer?
I think so...
Maybe we're viruses...
So, we're the operating system?
Zing!

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
An Update : D
So. Its been a while since we made a comic.
Yeah. Well were at different Schools now.
So I guess this is basically an update comic, To say that the comic might be a bit confusing for a few Issues with Character introductions and what not.
SUCH AS MR.PUPPO
Well. Were off to a good start.
Arf-Arf.

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
Tuggernong.
Colledge. The Big C. The Big C a roonie. I mean its not going to be that different.
Hey Wanna Buy some Dexxys?
Hey it IS JUST LIKE HIGHSCHOOL

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
Hey Tim.
Hey Buddy.
Wait your not Tim! Did you replace your Image because you were tired of being a Madador!?
Where did your Computer go...?
What If Im redone? Im not even based on someone! I COULD BECOME A ROBOT
Yeaah about that....

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
Making New Friends is fun.

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
And now the plot begins. Two years in the making...Its flawless and noone will be the wiser.
Hey Dylan whats up, You talkin bout that plan?
Feck Off Carlos! NO TIME! STOP SLACKING YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DAUDLE.
Whatever.
None the wiser.

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
I dont get it.
Don't get what?
Basically, I've been trying to pick this girl up and she just laughs at me.
Your aware your wearing a Medieval Armour correct?
Well, yes.
Yeah, might want to look into that.

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
Hey, Ryojin Here, Some of you might not know but Im a rather big Star Trek Fan. And it turns out that a certain mister Pine is playing Kirk, Now Im all for pretty boys, BUT WHAT THE FUCK SIR
If I ever see one of these god damn new-gen Star Trek Posers, It wont be pretty. I'll rip there heart out with my fucking teeth. Im not joking.
Yeah you better look retarded.

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
AIDS
CANCER
DEATH
RANDOMISED SITUATIONS
ANTI-RELEGION
MASTURBATION

 

by Isamu
5-09-08
You know you kinda look like Nicole Kidmen
Ugh, Lindsay Lohan?
Hi. Im Maura.
That Hot chick from Mythbusters?

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