Random Moments in the Life of J by Jeroyall1-19-07 How would you kill someone if you had the chance? Shot to the head, dump the gun in the river and tie weights to the body and put it with the gun. Making it impossible for it to be traced to me. I'm glad you've thought this through. It always pays to be prepared.
Random Moments in the Life of J by Jeroyall1-28-07 Jesus she's hot. I should say something witty to get her attention. Here he goes, about to say something really stupid again. Why haven't I had sex with you yet? Cause I keep saying no. Well, try saying yes next time. ... Um, ok then. I guess.
Random Moments in the Life of J by Jeroyall7-11-07 Why you should never bother me on Halloween Trick or Treat! Get off my property Why you should never bother me on Halloween But it's halloween you're supposed to give me candy I swear to god I will shoot you Why you should never bother me on Halloween Damn kids
Horse Moments: How does that happen? by Jeroyall12-17-08 ...That's why Petco has that restraining order against me...
Horse Moments: Why I Don't Work In An Office. by Jeroyall12-17-08 ...And that's why the Rubix Cube is racist...
Horse Moments: The Real Reason I Hate Foreigners. by Jeroyall12-24-08 ...And that was the day I realized pork WAS unsanitary...
Horse Moments: Why I Hate Amish Country. by Jeroyall12-24-08 ...It would have felt a lot better if we had used electricty...
Horse Moments: This Is Why I Don't Have Pets. by Jeroyall12-24-08 ...So there I was spitting on my gold fish trying to keep it alive...