Dont bother the clown by JoeF8511-02-01 Make me a doggy baloon Shut up bitch im on break! What? Are you just gonna stand there Bitch?
Hangover by JoeF8511-02-01 Yo, Johnny! WTF happened last night? Uhhh you were pretty drunk. Smell my finger.
Pimp Daddy Kang wants his money. by JoeF8511-02-01 Bitch you got my motherfuckin money? I will have it by the end of the night pimp daddy Yea, thats a good bitch. You dont wanna be where Joey is right now! FUCK! FUCCCKKKK!!!!
Dog on a ball. by JoeF8511-02-01 Look at me beeotch im a crazy squirrel! I am a goddamned Dog on a ball! I take no shit from anyone! I am a talking dog on a ball. Make me president!
Denied by JoeF8511-02-01 Wow, what a great lookin Woman! How can one sum up a million words of love into one sentance? I always mess up opening lines! I cannot mess this one up. For I love this woman! And its time to tell her... Wanna fuck
Boozin by JoeF8511-03-01 Holy hell man, we drank too much last night. Man my head hurts so bad... I remember nothing. How the fuck did we get here?
Gabe sneaks a look. by JoeF8511-03-01 Dont make me hurt you. C'mon bitch i'll kick your ass! WOW! PANTIES! That will teach you to look at my sweet twat.
Shy Dave gets let down. by JoeF8511-03-01 Um.. I was just wondering if... umm... maybe we could... umm Yes... Well... what im... umm... trying to say is... ummm. well I think... ummm... God what a geek. Im outta here. Wait! Come back... ummm, I love you..... fuck.
Dog on a ball gets his revenge by JoeF8511-03-01 What the fuck did i tell you people? I am a fucking dog on a ball make me president! Looks like my wishes came true bitches. Time to take over Canada.
Russ messes with the wrong alien. by JoeF8511-03-01 Hey big alien dude, you arent so big, you look like a little pansy bitch, you fuckin homo No one told you to turn around bitch, keep on walking you slimly mother fucker. Fuck
Boozer has too much. by JoeF8511-03-01 Heeeyyy baby yoous lloookin kinda niccee tonights Leave me alone Uhoh, darlin, looooks like the booze is commin backs up! Ewwww! *barf*
Civil war blunder by JoeF8511-03-01 Two generals take a wrong turn and into Blooper history forever. Fuck, its Chamberlain! Fuck, it's Longstreet Uhhh, hey Ummm, how ya doin? Uhh, just doin some rounds Ummm yea me too.
Bongo vs. Death part2 by JoeF8511-03-01 Do you know who I am Bongo? I dont believe in you get away from me. Oh but you must come with me! No way im outta here! *sigh* here we go again.
Bongo vs Death part 3 by JoeF8511-03-01 Shit gotta hide! I will be safe in here. You know you cant hide.
Bongo vs. Death part 4 by JoeF8511-03-01 Why now? Its just your time in line little guy. Time for you punishment. Please do not hurt my sphincther. shit bad news. How could it get worse? We've ran out of lube.