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by JooJooBees
10-21-01
Two flames...happily in love
You make my insides burn with desire,Burnette.
everything about you makes my heart melt with love
Oh honey, Im engulfed in red hot love for you
This walk on the beach seems kinda dangerous dont you think? us being fire and all....
OH NO! Burnette! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
Hey you look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?
You dont have any idea what happened last night do you?

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
BAD IDEA FROM TYLER
Last night I went skateboarding..and like..totally fell on my ass in front of this cute girl....I felt like such a donkey.
well yeah man, you should have just started punching yourself in the head....nothing is more attractive then self abuse.
uh..are you sure?
yeah like for instance...if you fall and you feel all your self worth going down the drain, just think about how that girl is going to look at you after you beat yourself up..
I dont know dude, that just sounds like I'd be making a real ass out of myself.
well...oh yeah? well Im really just a figment of your imagination,so there patty cake!

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
if I could only get the picture on the wall straight,then Barbra would be happy when she gets home from work and maybe then she'll wanna do the dirty bum sex role play with me..
Later on when the wife gets home from a hard days work.
oh hey honey! I put up the family picture above the couch,look!
oh thats great honey...hold on we got the phone bill.....oh no....the big black gay men sex lines again Ken?
k I'm ready!
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
I was thinking...I was reading lots of others comics, to laugh and to try and get inspired..when I saw that alot of them were using the characters and their real names and original personalilties..
so does everyone like study up on the characters original appearances in their previous comics? Cause I dont get why people use Tobar or whatever that robots name is,as being a corn-holing robot...
and its not just the corn-holing robot either...the forum users as well...I guess vetern comic strippers are more likely to know whats going on with the charaacters and such....I dont know..Im just...
confused.
did I explain any of this as well I had hoped? does anyone else feel lost?
well Im a little Asian girl...soooooooo....

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
yo man...what the fuck is MOH? is it some kind of sound that these comic strippers make?
I dont know..Im just here.
well I feel left out....where do I learn this comic slang?
I dont know Im just here. please leave me alone.
hey,come on, you look like you have been here for awhile.tell me. whats the deal? can I learn or not?
LISTEN YOU BEATNIK BUM WHO IS ALWAYS STRANGELY THIRSTY, I DONT KNOW! IAM JUST HERE! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE BEFORE I GET MY KARATE CHOP BROTHER AFTER YOU!

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
Ive been thinking about getting a new car.
maybe I should get a new car.
I think I might get a new car...hey...hey guys..whats she doing here? would you get her out of the strip?

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
Im putting a nail in my head. this doesnt hurt a bit.
OH MY GOD LOOK IM NOT LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!!! THIS IS NUTS!
COME ON! just look at me. Im dying over here quick before I die!
well ok. I'll look at you just once.
naw forget it..I dont wanna show you anymore..
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
Bill and bob in jail.
Hey, why dont my mom love me?
i dont know...
No one loves me...
okay
ok what?
i enjoy jerking off in this here trash can...

 

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
The ocean is calm.... but not Brian's jock itch.
Hello jesus. i was wondering... i have in incredible case of jock itch that i just can't ditch. Is there anything you can do for me. i've tried everthing from medicated creams....to my cats claws....
Well Brian. your cats claws might be a little rough... but no there is nothing i can do. why dont you ask Tommy the thrasher.....
Brian finds Billy the thrasher "just kickin' it to the curb"
Hey Tommy the thrasher, i was wondering if there was anyway you could cure my jock itch???
What the fuck??? are you some kind of Nambla faggot or something??? all i can say is THRASH!!!!
Jesus is a liar
Jesus. your a god damn liar. i hate you. i want you to get down off that cross and scratch my balls!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly mortals....

 

by JooJooBees
10-25-01
are you sure your reading those directions right?
....hmmm...I think so......pound harder..
Ok here goes.......*ow*
well wait let me seeee here...
Shhhhhhhh
oh hey Marge.....

 

by JooJooBees
10-25-01
White guys........no rap. (especially white guys who wear black and white make up to look like clowns)
tricked out loco cant make a rapper die by takin his name.
wishin you were a player,nay sayer,fakin the gold and the platinum cause thats all you got to show for

 

by JooJooBees
10-26-01
It has occured to me that Ive been thinking alot lately,about who I was,am and will be. It's starting to get to me..because I dont have any idea.
I knew I'd come down to this..this lonely place that I always return to in the end...
aww shit....I dont know man...whatever..Im Oprah and I know it.,

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
I understand you're just doing your job...
But I've got a job and a reputation to keep..
So I'm going to just cross this road here and I don't want any fucking problems alright!?

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
what?
what?

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
ITS NOT OK?
soooo..you tore the legs off of the little asian girls...and then proceeded to eat them? correct?
.....well.....um....
riiiiiiiiiiighht.....
I asked them ahead of time if it was ok..cause Im that kinda guy......and they told me their arms and legs would GROW back....
ASIAN GIRLS ARE EVIL.....

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
THE DAY THE LETTER ARRIVED
DEAR DANNY, this just cant go on anymore, Im sorry. the love we had, was fake and boring...go on without me. Cause Im going on...without YOU. dont love, marissa
MAN I JUST DONT GET CHICKS, all they be is TROUBLE and PAIN
dude, get over it, Marissa was a trippin chicken head anyhow......
hmm...But that silly ass bitch took my prized collection of dated mustard packets from all over the country..how will I ever get them back?
.......beg forgiveness...immediately

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
long walks on the beach without Jeusus around ..are all I need to stay sane and evil.
................
HA! ........MY NINJA LIKE WAYS HAVE TRICKED YOU AGAIN LUCIFER! you ARE cheating on me aren't you?
...you really confuse me, cant I just have some time to myself?
...Im going to rain down on you and cause you so much GOD DAMN FUCKING PAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU DIE AND WASTE AwAY IN THE BOWELS OF YOUR WRETCHED BURNING HOME!!!!!!

 

by JooJooBees
12-16-02
its....
not.....
funny.....

 

by JooJooBees
12-17-02
one late saturday afternoon......
EH AHEMN!!!!! hey SIS......what..uh..whats up?
were you just looking at BIG BLACK BUSTY BABES PORN?
LISTEN! YOU! FUCKTASTIC BITCH! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING TO MOM OR DAD, I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SECRET LESBIAN CLUB AT RONDA'S HOUSE!
..chill out pre-dick...I dont give two shits what you were looking at. You could have been looking at a man covered in grasshoppers humping a dead squirrel...I just wanted to borrow your MP3 player...
5 minutes later...
sweet baby jesus, what have I become?
so........the MP3 player?

 

by JooJooBees
12-17-02
SPENDING SOME TIME INSIDE WITH PABLO
ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHT! MY favorite show! When Real Bachelors Take Your Money and Attack your Animals As They Rape Your Children!!
"On tonights episode, we'll have lots of violence and blatant racism!"
oh........oh my....how can this be so satisfying amusing..when its obviously so wrong and BAD?
"&!^#&*%@$#&@%#!%#)(*!^#!&#*&!%&*@$@$"
....I wonder if theres any possible way for me to masturbate
"we''ll return after these messages from our sponsors..........*silence*.......BUY THIS FUCKING PERFORMANCE FLEECE ZIP UP HALF HOODIE HALF TUBE TOP BITCHES! "

 

by JooJooBees
12-17-02
the bobby's were in love, naturally.
are you thinking what Im thinking?
most likely....
theres a storage closet over there..lets hit it!
...most likely!
oh bobby....when can we ever let the world know of our love?
shut up and use your nightstick!!!!!!

 

by JooJooBees
12-18-02
smoking is pretty bad for you....
....listen, Ive become extinct...do you think that really matters anymore?
no...I guess not...you're right.
I tire of your human presence....and smell for that matter.....good riddance.
......having conversations with myself is one thing, but DINOSAURS?
WHAT ABOUT OJ SIMPSON?! how about a conversation with him?!

 

by JooJooBees
12-18-02
Jesus yearns for friends...to join his Jesus club..
I am totally Jesus..and it RULES, but I need to find some recruits for my Jesus club...so we can do cool stuff.
Greetings, bright hopeful young woman, my name is Jesus, would you like to join my club?
...I hate you.
I TOTALLY WANT TO BE IN YOUR CLUB! PICK ME! PICK ME! ....hey look! watch what I can do!
AWESOME! YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT

 

by JooJooBees
12-18-02
alright....on the count of three....
Im ready....
1.........2..............
3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
...wait....Im confused.

 

by JooJooBees
1-27-03
OH THE PAIN OF LIVING...I SIMPLY cant go ON any longer!
but dude you got this letter today!
oh...ahem, it says: You Mr. So&So have won three billion dollars!!!!!!
oh wait....shit..sorry...I FORGOT...IM Mr.So&So.....
.......fuck everything
later man......

 

by JooJooBees
1-14-04
Mister Gabe sits at his favorite on his peaceful moment on a break in the park....until....
It is quite interesting, how I find myself standing here, waiting.....for some purpose in life.
why do I always run into the badly drawn horse at the park? its starting to creep me out....
and then comes the squirrel with its slow motion antics.
gettin the fuck out of this park

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