All comics by KellyTheRed

 

by KellyTheRed
9-08-09
What?
Hello. I am MicroWorldOffice 13.0. I am programmed to do your job.
No one will work with a robot.
Not problematic. I am also probrammed to blend in with my human coworkers.
I think you need a graphics upgrade.

 

by KellyTheRed
11-06-09
Hey, we were just wondering…What’s with the camouflage tattoos?
I had it done when I was in theMarines.
But...Why?
Because I got drunk one weekend and I ...uh...
yes?
I lost my camos in a poker game. Had to go nude until I could replace them

 

by KellyTheRed
11-06-09
So I hear you're leaving us. About time the boss got his priorities right.
Yeah. I'm going with him to that managers retreat in Bermuda. Don't worry, I arranged for a replacement.
HI..I AM OFFICE TEMP 7.2.

 

by KellyTheRed
11-09-09
Hey, Phineas. Why is it you dolphins get to be heros in movies like 'Flipper" and sharks end up as monsters in 'Jaws'?
We hired a PR firm.
Do you think they would help us sharks?
Well?
No comment?

 

by KellyTheRed
11-09-09
Gillis! I heard you were chasing that fishing boat all morning. Weren't you worried about gettin caught?
No. I was careful. I couldn't resist the chum they threw overboard.
What was so special about it?
Instead of old fish heads they threw chicken.
How was it?
Not bad. Tastes like tuna.

 

by KellyTheRed
11-09-09
Problem, Farmer Dan?
I Keep thinking there was something I was supposed to do.
Didn't you say you were going to get your Swine Flu shot today?
That's it! Thanks.
You might want to ask if the Mad Cow shots are available yet.

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