All comics by Killa4hire

 

If someone tried to mug you by Killa4hire 2-26-07
If someone tries to mug you Hey there Hiya	What do you want? Gimmie your money punk	He annoyed me

 

A crappy Relationship in 60 seconds by Killa4hire 2-26-07
a crappy Relationship in 60 seconds Yo i'm God Well i'm Merlyn	Fine jerk I hate you	Crap

 

Skippy and friends by Killa4hire 2-26-07
Skippy and friends Hi! Shut up	Will you be my pet? Step away	Great i'm gonna name you skippy Kill me now

 

When you push a guy over the edge by Killa4hire 2-27-07
When you push a guy over the edge Hi Hi did you know that they are saying your retarded at your work place?	Really? Yup and my boss is there too also they said your gay	I'll be right back Go you!!!!

 

If Jason was real by Killa4hire 2-28-07
If Jason was real Hi ..................	over on the right ................. Hi guys whats up	Um... i'm gunna go over there um... yeah ..................

 

If all dead people were stupid by Killa4hire 2-28-07
the stupid dead guy Am I dead? You are now	Who are you? You seriously don't know? the red skin the goatee the pitchfork.	GOD!? *sigh* Crap this is gonna be a long day

 

The site every guy wants to see by Killa4hire 2-28-07
Whats up? Dude are you looking at the same site I am?	Ya dude it's awesome I know it's what every guy wants	Yup a break dancing chicken video sweet

 

When stress invokes weird thoughts. by Killa4hire 2-28-07
When stress invokes weird thoughts If i Had a chicken..............	I can't belive you talked me into this	Yeah...... not gonna happen

 

A little out of place by Killa4hire 2-28-07
Um..... What?	Aren't you a little out of place here? No i'm the new God	Holy crap They're finally invading Yeah thats what the last guy said

 

Stuper Heros by Killa4hire 10-17-07
Yes Mr. Mayor what is it? We need you Space Man to fight off the evil doer.	I knew it gamers ended the world. Yup but the upside is basements act like bomb shelters	And so the world is saved once again by hallucenagins and gamers. You lose bitch CoD2 is my house Oh yeah what about CoD3?

 

When the people panick while trapped by zombies. by Killa4hire 10-17-07
The panicking idiots Oh god how are we Gonna Make it away from those Zombies?! I don't Know but we'll think of something.	No! NO! I can't take it anymore I gotta eat. Wait! This is.	mabye I should have Read the letter telling us we're gonna get help first next time

 

A good listener by Killa4hire 1-27-08
Gabe questions the society we all live in. Do you ever wonder why we are here?	Everything in the cities is so empty life is a continues dilemma of the soul and mind and....... oh whatever im probably boring you	bye thanks for listening

 

Gamer days by Killa4hire 1-27-08
Gamers relaxing with Halo 3 Die! Die! Die! dude these guys suck! I know this moron has -6 kills and just blew up his teammate	Dude these guys suck! I know this moron has -6 kills and just blew up his teammate	What the hell was that!? my bad.... fucking lag

 

Gamer days by Killa4hire 1-27-08
Gamers relaxing with Halo 3 Die! Die! Die! dude these guys suck! I know this moron has -6 kills and just blew up his teammate	Dude these guys suck! I know this moron has -6 kills and just blew up his teammate	What the hell was that!? my bad.... fucking lag

 

Public service announcement. by Killa4hire 1-27-08
Consequences of an idiots choice. Oh god we're trapped in a post-apocalyptical nightmare world we'll be eaten by giant monsters hey buddy just calm down just relax we'll be fine	How can you say that?! I'm better off dead No please listen to me we're not in the future your just	So don't do drugs kiddies What the hell happened to him? He got high and hallucinated

 

Office events by Killa4hire 5-13-08
Why stress freaks are kept away from their bosses. I Don't know if I Can stand this jerk anymore. I'm afraid that although you have been coming in on unpaid overtime for the past three months but I see your output is horrible.	oh I'm really sorry butI guess I'll just have to fire you.	What the hell did you do!?

 

Ever wonder why we have weapon controls? by Killa4hire 5-14-08
Are we really stupid enough to do this? Do you see me in my underwear?	Fair point ready? 1....2....3...	Shit

 

Don't mess with a saddened gamer by Killa4hire 5-14-08
Are you expecting me to get in that thing? yeah that was kinda the idea. Here let's go upstairs and talk about it.	Listen dad i know you have a problem with my appearance but locking me in the basement with the depressed cat and your favorite invisible friend little timmy isn't going to solve anything. Yeah whatever just get your ass in the basement or I'm taking your XBOX.	ummmmmmmm..... I plead the fifth.

 

Surprise Visit by Killa4hire 5-19-08
A lawyer being guided by an angel?...... WHAT THE ****? Hello My name is Cosit I am an Angel. Wow after all I did in life I was sure someone else would be guiding me. So are you going to take me to heaven now?	Seriously how did he get guided to Heaven by an Angel? No for the place your going you will have a different guide. He should be here soon. Good-bye and thank you Mr. Cosit.	Thats better. Let's go little man. Crap.

 

Job Satisfaction? What is that? by Killa4hire 5-25-08
I have decided that You will never receive your mail again lest you change your attitude now Bite me	Excuse me punk?! Fine jerk I'll be right back.	So as I was saying here is your mail.

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