All comics by Kirstin

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by Kirstin
1-14-05
Ya know what?
What?
I would LOVE to be beautiful
well, I've just been given magic where I can make wishes come true. Let me try...
DAMNIT! I'm Canadian!
shiiiit I'm getting outa here!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Well poppa, I did as u asked me
U mean you had sex for money so we won't be throw out on the streets? Good girl! How much did you earn??
Well... nothing. He was frigid
Why I oughta... Go back there and try again!
This is never gunna happen...

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Let's meet the new neighbours... Hmm, I don't really fancy a knife in me
I don't particularly want to be eaten alive either
The knife it is...

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Drawing from his recent viewing of Waynes World, Colin tries out a joke on his best friend
Ass sphincter says WHAT?!
?
I SAID, ass sphincter says WHAT?!
?
Dumb twat, goats can't talk...

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
let me fuck you!
no!
let me fuck you?
no!
NO!
Let me fuck YOU?

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Wow! That was WILD!
Yeah! I love meeting people in darkened rooms at parties and having wild sex!
I think we have a future together.
I know what you mean! I felt a connection, like our names are similar or we have the same favourite colour or something.
oh fuck...
Not AGAIN Satan...!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
I hear u got laid the other day?
Oh yeah, it was this totally hot alien guy
yeah? Sweet!
Well, not really...
Why not?
His dick was only thiiiis big

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Son, do u know it's illegal to steal money?
Son, do you know it's illegal to print your own money?
I can't steal money, I can't make my own money, I may as well just lay down and DIE!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
first there were apes
then there was man
Then it all got fucked up and aliens took over the world

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
say something
I said say something!
Ho ho ho!
bloody typical...

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
What does the letter say Terance?
It's what we've been dreading Philip...
Matt Stone and Trey Parker are filing lawsuit against our cartoon

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
hey dude, how's it going?
Not much, I'm just downloading AOL so I have the internet
NOOOO!!!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
WRONG!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
I wish something would fucking happen for a change
Me too

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
So.
Sooo....
What do we do now?

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Hello. What are you doing?
Well, I have two 1,500 word essays to do by Monday
Ah, so you're busy writing them are you?
No, I'm creating comics on stripcreator.com

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Hello! I'm a magic fairy and I can grant you any wish you like!
Well I've always been jealous of the guys who can rollerblade. They get loads of girls
I must warn you though, you have to be very specific in what you wish for
ok I've got it. I want to be able to go everywhere on wheels, just like those cool rollerblade guys!
bugger

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
accept
to start the download, click accept
save...
would you like to save or open a temporary file?
Christianity has been successfully downloaded. Save changes?

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
Bet I could beat you in a fight!
Bring it on!!
BIFF! BANG! POW! WALLOP!
Hang on... who's fighting evil?
D'oh!

 

by Kirstin
1-14-05
That's it. My acting career is never going to take off. I'll always be known as sodding Harry Potter
Tell me about it, I'll always be the snotty nosed kid Hermione
Hey. I was just talking to Emma Chambers, and we agree our acting careers have been ruined by Harry Potter
Bloody hell, you're right! I've only been in a shit film about farts
I'm going to have to start working at MacDonalds...
I don't know what you're complaining about. I used to be a ringwraith.

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
so... wanna try it then?
yeah, ok
A lot of fondling occurs
*sigh*
*moan*
I'm sure there was something different there... You are a boy aren't u?
Erm.... yes...

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
WOW! Are you JESUS?
yes...
I think it's terrible how they put you on a cross. Are you in much pain?
A lot...
How do I make sure I get into heaven?
Well you can start by letting me down from here...

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
Oh my god! What happened to you man, you're in a WHEELCHAIR!
I know. I was run over by a freight truck on the way home from school the other day
So... How's that working out for you?

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
At Enigma, poor Darren is being asked the question he hears everyday from total strangers
hey! I may be drunk 'cause we're at Enigma, but aren't you Jay from the Kevin Smith movies?
No Tommy Manlove, my name's Darren
Hello BO DI DOH my friend Tommy Manlove says you're Jay from the Kevin Smith movies
For the last fucking time Jon!!! My name is DARREN! I fucking HATE people calling me Jay!
Hey sexy, you look like Jay from the Kevin Smith Movies, wanna make sweet love to me? You can put it ANYWHERE....
I suppose looking like a stoner movie character DOES have its advantages...

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
Help! I've tripped and I can't get down!

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
get away from me!
RAAARR!!
GET AWAY!
Come on, it won't be painful, I promise!
I SAID I don't want to have sex tonight - I have a headache!!
Can we snuggle instead?

 

by Kirstin
1-15-05
Did you hear that Busted split up?
Yeah, I know...
I feel... happy!
Must be the Busted effect

 

by Kirstin
1-16-05
The FLAMES, the FLAAAMES! They are so pretty... come to me my precious
Wasn't me....

 

by Kirstin
1-16-05
Dude, I tell you what. You can take ME down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
Take meee home
yeah-uh YEAH-EAH!
Ever get the feeling songs take over some people's lives?
I want to go, I want to know. Oh won't you please take me home?

 

by Kirstin
1-17-05
I'm such a loser. I haven't got laid in 2 years, 4 months and 12 days.
I mean, I want action. ANY kind of action, I don't care!
I'm hungry. Got any nuts?
Would it seem too desperate if I said yes?

 

by Kirstin
1-19-05
Hi! I'm Mr Finger and I'm here on behalf of Kirstin to apologise for the use of the name "Manlove" when referring to Tom Jelfs in one of my comics
I would like to explain that it was merely a technical device used to destinguish Tom from any other Tom at Enigma, so that the personal reference to the comic would not be lost
So once again, I apologise. My friend will now take over with a fetching dance
doo duh dee dooh

 

by Kirstin
1-20-05
Are you MissSexy24@hotmail.com?
hehe, yeah, hehehe

 

by Kirstin
5-10-05
I hoid of a moider
Ye?
Ye. A little boid told me
Involving a bagel
ahh, bagel shmagel

 

by Kirstin
9-14-05
Excuse me sir, are you interested in double glazing?
No. Listen mate, do you ever get anyone buying double glazing?? Why don't you sell something people want?
Hmm like what?
Well people are really into looking good nowadays. Why not sell hair straighteners or tanning lotion? Think about it
(here goes) Excuse me miss, are you interested in buying any tanning lotion?
...?

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